SMELL MAXXING GUIDE (GTFIH)

[niggaboy0321]

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. BODY WASH

2. SHAMPOO

3. WHEN TO SHOWER

4. WHEN TO SHAVE PITS

5. CONDITIONER

6. COLOGNE

7. WHAT AND WHEN TO USE DEODORANT

1. Use dove for body wash, it makes you smell good and squeaky clean. I'd recommend you only use it 4 times a week.

2. Use sunsilk, (any type will do) it makes your hair smell insanely good. I'd recommend you only use it 3 times a week
3. Shower at 9:00am and before you go to sleep.
4. Shave your armpits once a week. I'd recommend you use a single blade to prevent ingrown hairs.
5. Use scalp therapy

6. Use dior sauvage

7. Use antiperspirant deodorant, apply it day and night for the best results.

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[niggaboy0321]

@sanguine

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

The table of content is longer than the actual guide

 

[sanguine]

was this the high effort guide you were referencing

 

[niggaboy0321]

was this the high effort guide you were referencing

It's also high iq

 

[Egg]

Makes a short guide = gets hated on
Expected

 

[niggaboy0321]

@160cmcurry

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

Spread shit evenly across your face

 

[zykoma]

If you really wanna smellmaxx just workout and don’t shower after so girls can smell your primal testosterone infused scent that God gave you