sneezed n shat myself

[dhusc]

new fucking low for me

 

[thodian]

Clean up fuck u telling us for

 

[dhusc]

Clean up fuck u telling us for

I'm currently in the shitter

how am I gonna fucking explain this to my mother

 

[dhusc]

Clean up fuck u telling us for

can we delete this thread

they might just use this against me in a future argument

 

[16OO]

Wait till u unlock the shit+cum+sneeze combo

 

[thodian]

can we delete this thread

they might just use this against me in a future argument

start stroking it to get over the humiliation

 

[kranerman23123]

Brutal ibspill

 

[dhusc]

Wait till u unlock the shit+cum+sneeze combo

may god never put me thru this situation

 

[dhusc]

start stroking it to get over the humiliation

I'm not stroking it to the act of shitting myself bro wt typa freak do u think I am

 

[dhusc]

Brutal ibspill

I do not have ibs

this is purely natural bad luck

 

[browgi27]

new fucking low for me

Literally same shit happend to me 2 days ago l even posted thread about it but instead of sneeze l farted

 

[thodian]

I'm not stroking it to the act of shitting myself bro wt typa freak do u think I am

smh

 

[dhusc]

Literally same shit happend to me 2 days ago l even posted thread about it but instead of sneeze l farted

bro it was like a sneeze then fart with the slow feel of shit potentially touching my shorts

I'm not risking wearing potentially dookie stained shorts

 

[thodian]

Literally same shit happend to me 2 days ago l even posted thread about it but instead of sneeze l farted

Yall some dookie booty ass niggas

 

[browgi27]

bro it was like a sneeze then fart with the slow feel of shit potentially touching my shorts

I'm not risking wearing potentially dookie stained shorts

worst thing was l was at job bro wait l will tagg u on thread

 

[optimisticzoomer]

 

[dhusc]

Yall some dookie booty ass niggas

you wait till this happens to you brah

KFC going on my hitlist genuinely

 

[dhusc]

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I'm only 68 I'm not that old

 

[SoundnVision]

Is what it is

 

[dhusc]

Is what it is

yessirrr

 

[optimisticzoomer]

 

[dhusc]

genuinely my worst nightmare

I'd never be near a body of water again if this happened to me

 

[kranerman23123]

I do not have ibs

this is purely natural bad luck

Thats you not having control of your bowels man

 

[KB_maxxer]

new fucking low for me

Like actually?

 

[dhusc]

Like actually?

Yes bro I'm 90% sure