So close guys! Yet so far

[Volksstaffel]

I'm so fucking close to having a cute, short, quiet, nice, trad and christian htb girlfriend.

(Psl goddess lookalike)

I'm so close to succeeding in life!

Wish me luck guys.
I'll ask her out in 6 months.
Most important day in my life...

Spoiler: Tags

[
@RecessedBoss
@menas
@urrate
@Neucher
@Sonneillon
/SPOILER]

 

[Neucher]

I'll ask her out in 6 months.

why

 

[Qhrack]

in 6 months the world could end. ask her now

 

[Volksstaffel]

why

Because I'll ascend in summer vacation

 

[Deleted member 55437]

You’ve got this bro

 

[trench]

why wait 6 months nigga ill kill myself by then

 

[menas]

I'll ask her out in 6 months

why? you already have a pretty high chance with her rn
also i am not sure she will wait 6 months...

 

[Petsmart]

Niggas will do anything but ask a bitch

 

[RecessedBoss]

I'm drunk asf.
I escape from cope.
Respect to u for having sec rock oneitis bro

 

[superpsycho]

mirib

 

[fr0st]

I'm so fucking close to having a cute, short, quiet, nice, trad and christian htb girlfriend.

(Psl goddess lookalike)
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I'm so close to succeeding in life!

Wish me luck guys.
I'll ask her out in 6 months.
Most important day in my life...

Spoiler: Tags

[
@RecessedBoss
@menas
@urrate
@Neucher
@Sonneillon
/SPOILER]

I feel like squidward watching SpongeBob and Patrick run outside whenever i see one of these threads

 

[DR. NICKGA]

She is made for bbc

 

[Hernan]

I'm so fucking close to having a cute, short, quiet, nice, trad and christian htb girlfriend.

(Psl goddess lookalike)
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I'm so close to succeeding in life!

Wish me luck guys.
I'll ask her out in 6 months.
Most important day in my life...

Spoiler: Tags

[
@RecessedBoss
@menas
@urrate
@Neucher
@Sonneillon
/SPOILER]

dont wait

Spoiler

i wanted another chance and i decided i was too pussy so i halted it to a 1.5 weeks later.
One week after the original date i planned to ask for another try her friend tells me '... has a boyfriend.' and i got furious.

.

 

[Volksstaffel]

dont wait

Spoiler

i wanted another chance and i decided i was too pussy so i halted it to a 1.5 weeks later.
One week after the original date her friend tells me '... has a boyfriend.' and i got furious.

.

She's way to pure for that

 

[Hernan]

She's way to pure for that

thats what i thought. And many did, dont think you're an exception.

 

[Copeamongcopers]

Wish you all the luck.
My oneitis ex left USA, and I basically lost hope on dating after that. It sucks bc everything was perfect, except that she had to move far away

I looked at her profile recently, and she ascended hard. It wouldn’t be too far if I call her Stacy now

 

[Hernan]

She's way to pure for that

rereading this i'm actually laughing LMFAO. @Debetro @lestoa
'"Nah, she wouldnt bro.Not her." ~Oofydoofy'-ahh SHIT.

 

[sigmamogger]

6 months 6 BBC's gulped down by her

 

[Volksstaffel]

rereading this i'm actually laughing LMFAO. @Debetro @lestoa
'"Nah, she wouldnt bro.Not her." ~Oofydoofy'-ahh SHIT.

"Bully"

Quite fitting


But actually she'd never do that. She's way too shy

 

[Hernan]

"Bully"

Quite fitting

you're the one fiddling, let's see your face in 6 months when you find out she's fucking with another imbecile.

But actually she'd never do that. She's way too shy

bro are you on drugs rn?
HTB and "too shy to date/have sex with another guy in 6MONTHS time" do you even believe yourself at this point?

 

[Copeamongcopers]

Because I'll ascend in summer vacation

Just ascend now and ask her afterwards. So much things could happen in that 6 months timeframe

She could be meeting someone she finds more interesting JFL

There’s so many quick ways to ascend like MT2, contacts, haircut, and just purging your body fat (dnp or just straight up starving)

 

[DR. NICKGA]

6 months 6 BBC's gulped down by her

Haha she is deep throating that bbc

bro are you on drugs rn?
HTB and "too shy to date/have sex with another guy in 6MONTHS time" do you even believe yourself at this point?

Haha you know what they say, those shy girls are the most perverted and sexual deviants

Ohh god she is deepthroating that big dick

 

[Hernan]

Haha she is deep throating that bbc

Haha you know what they say, those shy girls are the most perverted and sexual deviants

exactly, those are the girls that are secretly whores who wish to be group fucked.

Ohh god she is deepthroating that big dick

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Ohh god she is deepthroating that big dick as we speak

@volkstaffel imagine that

 

[Debetro]

rereading this i'm actually laughing LMFAO. @Debetro @lestoa
'"Nah, she wouldnt bro.Not her." ~Oofydoofy'-ahh SHIT.

"I found the one bro"

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Volksstaffel: Join the Ana Paula Arosio avi group!

Big black bbc: Suck that bitch!! Deep throat it
She: yess yumm yumm yummerss!! Thank you

 

[Hernan]

"I found the one bro"

 

[DR. NICKGA]

"I found the one bro"

"Nah shes not like that"

 

[Hernan]

"Nah shes not like that"

"she's not like the rest of them she's really different!"
i'm dying reading these LMFAO.

 

[Debetro]

It's not the most delusional part though. This is

Because I'll ascend in summer vacation

 

[Hernan]

It's not the most delusional part though. This is

Back in the greycel days i thought MEWING WOULD DO THIS WHAHAHAHA WTF LMFAO WHAHAHAHAHAA.

 

[Debetro]

Back in the greycel days i thought MEWING WOULD DO THIS WHAHAHAHA WTF LMFAO WHAHAHAHAHAA.

"This summer broo, I swear this is the time"

Reality: 90 days pass in 2 blinks and OP is still in the same situation as he is now. Then he will proceed to say "winter arc boyzzz thizz iz the time". He'll stay the same and the cycle repeats.

Been there a couple of times.

 

[Volksstaffel]

@PsychoH
@DR. NICKGA
@Debetro

Fuck you guys

 

[Hernan]

"This summer broo, I swear this is the time"

Reality: 90 days pass in 2 blinks and OP is still in the same situation as he is now. Then he will proceed to say "winter arc boyzzz thizz iz the time". He'll stay the same and the cycle repeats.

Been there a couple of times.

my first year was exactly this.

 

[Hernan]

@PsychoH
@DR. NICKGA
@Debetro

Fuck you guys

go fuck yourself, we're just trying to help.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

@PsychoH
@DR. NICKGA
@Debetro

Fuck you guys

Volkstaffel: Fuck you guys!! She is different

her: yumm yumm so yummy and tasty
* deep throat that dick * ahhh yess ahhhhhh ahhhh

 

[lightskinniggga]

I'm so fucking close to having a cute, short, quiet, nice, trad and christian htb girlfriend.

(Psl goddess lookalike)
View attachment 3580775


I'm so close to succeeding in life!

Wish me luck guys.
I'll ask her out in 6 months.
Most important day in my life...

Spoiler: Tags

[
@RecessedBoss
@menas
@urrate
@Neucher
@Sonneillon
/SPOILER]

She looks like Jodie foster