So I fell from my bike today and this is WHAT HAPPENED…

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Yeah I was cycling for like 30km per hour on a bicycle. It was e bike. And I went too fast on a curve and fell on the sidewalk . And i tried to lessen the blow with my left foot. And holy shit that blow was intense. I had some difficulty to stand up straight after that but I managed to do it cuz I am not a skinny twig like most of u. I am 23-24ffmi strong motherfucker. And I was bloated today when I fell. So there was subcutaneous water to also lessen the blow so that my injuries wont be as serious. And I dare to say with good certainty that without the bloat I kight have broken something. Hail my bloat. When I need it it comes to help me. Muh i look bloated . Niggas bloat is law. Get bloated or get trumped on by other or by accidents like this one. I have some swelling around my left toe so I have some trouble walking. But yeah that was it.

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Yeah I was cycling for like 30km per hour on a bicycle. It was e bike. And I went too fast on a curve and fell on the sidewalk . And i tried to lessen the blow with my left foot. And holy shit that blow was intense. I had some difficulty to stand up straight after that but I managed to do it cuz I am not a skinny twig like most of u. I am 23-24ffmi strong motherfucker. And I was bloated today when I fell. So there was subcutaneous water to also lessen the blow so that my injuries wont be as serious. And I dare to say with good certainty that without the bloat I kight have broken something. Hail my bloat. When I need it it comes to help me. Muh i look bloated . Niggas bloat is law. Get bloated or get trumped on by other or by accidents like this one. I have some swelling around my left toe so I have some trouble walking. But yeah that was it.

Bloat is Life

@vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
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