So i got the vaxx...

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3 months ago, my pregnant wife had her 2nd dose of Pfizer mrna "covid19 vaccine". I also recieved the vax in the same time frame. The baby came out 1 week ago looking nothing like me, but is mulatto. So I sent for dna testing and sure enough it came back showing that my son has none of my dna. So the vaccine must have changed the baby dna. Also my wife has been acting very strange and defensive just talking out of the blue about how she didnt realize this could happen and she made a mistake. Covid19 is serious so I dont understand why she thinks it was a mistake. Anyways the baby seems healthy with only the typical newborn health problems which the icu is well equipped to handle. while it is confusing to have a mulatto baby and my wife is acting very strange, we encourage you to take the vaccines when they are available, and hopefully more information will show their safety and effectiveness. Cant wait for new normal.

 

[Carolus]

Real?

 

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3 months ago, my pregnant wife had her 2nd dose of Pfizer mrna "covid19 vaccine". I also recieved the vax in the same time frame. The baby came out 1 week ago looking nothing like me, but is mulatto. So I sent for dna testing and sure enough it came back showing that my son has none of my dna. So the vaccine must have changed the baby dna. Also my wife has been acting very strange and defensive just talking out of the blue about how she didnt realize this could happen and she made a mistake. Covid19 is serious so I dont understand why she thinks it was a mistake. Anyways the baby seems healthy with only the typical newborn health problems which the icu is well equipped to handle. while it is confusing to have a mulatto baby and my wife is acting very strange, we encourage you to take the vaccines when they are available, and hopefully more information will show their safety and effectiveness. Cant wait for new normal.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[looksmaxxed]

not far from the actual though process of the average normie. the thing about media and lies is that the people who aren't capable of distinguishing lies from truth on a merely intuitive basis are always going to outweigh the ones who do in terms of number and outspokenness. 90% of twitter users would get a 5th and 6th and 7th jab for a virus that has already fallen to 99.99% survivability, jab their kids who have almost zero percent fatality from it, and regurgitate mandate agitprop about antivaxxers being literal murderers. not only do they lack the innate ability to suss out deception, they're also too retarded and lazy to cross reference information using the internet

what was satire 5 years ago is reality today, so in a few years, some redditard might be saying something very close to op's post.

 

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