JFL So many NPC normies out there with main character syndrome

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Woke up extra early this morning to get myself a haircut (literally arrived a few mins before the barber's actual opening time), one guy was getting his hair cut already (I was next) and 2 more guys showed up while I was waiting.

Then some idiot shows up about 20 mins after opening, sees that there are 3 guys now waiting for their turn, audibly sighs and then goes to sit down. Not a minute later starts pestering the barber asking how long he will be. Barber says something along the lines of "well, I've got three more people waiting here..."

Another couple minutes go by and this idiot starts some slightly irritated/panicked ramble about how has somewhere to be at x o'clock yadda yadda yadda. Barber tried to calm him down with "oh x o'clock? you've got plenty of time!". Idiot starts going on and on with "yeah but...".

Then came the really fun part, he stands up and faces me / the two other guys waiting and basically tries to shill his sob story to us, asking to cut essentially. Without missing a beat the old guy waiting said "we've all got somewhere to be, why do you think we came here so early?".

The fucking look on this moron's face. He sits down and gets on his phone, hinting to whoever he was on the phone with that he's "delayed" at the barber's like some passive aggressive little bitch.


I see this sort of shit all the time, the other week some dumb bitch kissed her teeth at me because she was trying to take some touristy shot of her kid with a landmark in the city and I walked past. God I fucking hate people.
 
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You cant

Cuz youre a high inhib anxious pussy

Youve admitted it yourself too
Lol, Who Is calling with unknown Number?? Am i the pussy?
 
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Lol, Who Is calling with unknown Number?? Am i the pussy?
Okay scratch that

You yourself said that youre a friendliess isolated unsocialised high inhib anxious loser
 
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Okay scratch that

You yourself said that youre a friendliess isolated unsocialised high inhib anxious loser
I have 2 friends which i trust. I don't care about talking with obnoxious normies and shit lol the point of looksmaxxing Is being able to dissociate from the trash
 
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there's no point anyways. I tell myself if it's that important they would leave a voicemail
Ring* Ring*

"Mr.8PSLCel do you live near San Diego or Carlsbad? Attended a highschool nearby? Sleep with shorts on? Keep your window open? Also happens to be a fan of Tokyo Mew Mew? ":hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn::hnghn:
Last time it happened to me, I went to my mom asking who it was.

Also, you like tokyo mew mew?
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Mothers with their kids are the absolute worst for this, they expect to be treated like royalty in public
People with kids in general. The whole reason they got them is because they wanted to be the main character. No sane person would decide to have a financially crippling offspring on top of such a corrupt world unless something was in it for them.
 
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Mothers with their kids are the absolute worst for this, they expect to be treated like royalty in public

Legit, like no one gives a shit about your kid except you woman :lul:. JFL when I overhear two mothers trying to compete with what their kid is up to. Pathetic.
 
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