so my question is (serious answers only)

[Azie555]

if i hit my hump with a hammer would the bone sit back and my nose would become straight?
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[omnivorre]

terrible idea

 

[Azie555]

terrible idea

why would it become worse but it looks like a slight hump maybe i can make the bone sist back like how people make the arm bone sit back when their arm is broken

 

[loakzie]

Yes keep doing that

 

[Azie555]

Yes keep doing that

like how should i do it tho do i hit it 1 hard time and it will sit bsck?

 

[alphamale82]

hit the back of your head with a sledgehammer too

 

[omnivorre]

why would it become worse but it looks like a slight hump maybe i can make the bone sist back like how people make the arm bone sit back when their arm is broken

because there is no room for your nasal bone to move back to, when doctors perform fracture reduction which is the procedure you described they move a bone back into its place not anywhere it hadnt beed before

 

[6628]

if i hit my hump with a hammer would the bone sit back and my nose would become straight?
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hell no

 

[ugulamugula]

Fuck no vro

 

[IBlameClavicular0]

if i hit my hump with a hammer would the bone sit back and my nose would become straight?
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lol that would be a terrible idea.

unless your plan is to get an excuse for a free rhino

 

[SubhumanYuki]

if i hit my hump with a hammer would the bone sit back and my nose would become straight?
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Retard

 

[Azie555]

lol that would be a terrible idea.

unless your plan is to get an excuse for a free rhino

would i get free rhino actually?

 

[IBlameClavicular0]

would i get free rhino actually?

it depends on your insurance and country

you gotta do that research yourself

 

[IBlameClavicular0]

it depends on your insurance and country

you gotta do that research yourself

mark as solution if you wanna help a nigga out

 

[Azie555]

it depends on your insurance and country

you gotta do that research yourself

can i lie and say i broke my nose and show a photoshop of myself with a straight nose

 

[Azie555]

mark as solution if you wanna help a nigga out

ok also i live in germany btw and it said i dont have to pay if its broken

 

[IBlameClavicular0]

can i lie and say i broke my nose and show a photoshop of myself with a straight nose

bro like a mentioned do some research before lol

I'm pretty sure the analysis is done by a registered doctor before it goes to your insurance.

also, be careful since you can actually be accused of fraud JFL

 

[Azie555]

bro like a mentioned do some research before lol

I'm pretty sure the analysis is done by a registered doctor before it goes to your insurance.

also, be careful since you can actually be accused of fraud JFL

shiiii so they can understand if its actually broken or not

 

[IBlameClavicular0]

shiiii so they can understand if its actually broken or not

ofc they'll most likely do an X-Ray or some shit like that.

Insurance companies are here to make money, they're not dumbasses lol

 

[Azie555]

ofc they'll most likely do an X-Ray or some shit like that.

Insurance companies are here to make money, they're not dumbasses lol

shi bro how can i break my nose without actually fucking it too much with an hammer like can u give advice

 

[Azie555]

ofc they'll most likely do an X-Ray or some shit like that.

Insurance companies are here to make money, they're not dumbasses lol

Thread 'Surgeries are easy as fuck to get (How to get Bimax or Rhino for free) Birdcels GTFIH'
https://looksmax.org/threads/surger...max-or-rhino-for-free-birdcels-gtfih.1150491/

look i found a good thread gng

 

[loakzie]

like how should i do it tho do i hit it 1 hard time and it will sit bsck?

Hit until you break your nose and bleed

 

[loakzie]

Hit until you break your nose and bleed

Just kidding ofc but bonesmashing doesn’t work, save for rhino

 

[Azie555]

Just kidding ofc but bonesmashing doesn’t work, save for rhino

ima just cope with sayin i have trouble breathing and will ask for an septo-rhinoplaysy

 

[loakzie]

ima just cope with sayin i have trouble breathing and will ask for an septo-rhinoplaysy

You can’t fake a billion dollar industry pal u rlly think you’re special? Just pay the 5k

 

[Azie555]

You can’t fake a billion dollar industry pal u rlly think you’re special? Just pay the 5k

atleast i csn give it a try vro

 

[loakzie]

atleast i csn give it a try vro

I already tried that 2 days ago told me to fuck off(

 

[nickkkk]

if i hit my hump with a hammer would the bone sit back and my nose would become straight?
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honestly just save up money till your 18 and get rhinoplasty, hump to too big to softmaxx it away fully.

 

[RuneLarsM]

Hitting is not gonna solve your issue at all. Rhino is your best option. Its a simple chatgpt search to find out all possible reasons that insurance would cover a rhino in germany. Next time use ur goddamn head lol. Anyways here is the list:

1. Measurable breathing impairment (medically confirmed)

This is the most important reason.
The surgery is covered if your nasal airflow is objectively reduced and does not improve with medication (e.g., corticosteroid spray).


What the insurance requires:


ENT findings
– Deviated septum
– Enlarged turbinates (hypertrophy)
– Narrowed internal nasal valve


Objective tests
– Rhinomanometry
– Endoscopy


Therapy attempt
– Steroid spray for 4–12 weeks without sufficient improvement


If the shape of the nose must be corrected to improve breathing, it counts as a functional rhinoplasty → full coverage is possible.

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1. Trauma / injury-related deformities

After an accident or impact, if the nose is:


– Healed crooked
– Collapsed
– Blocking the airway


→ full cost coverage is very likely.


Needed documents:


– Accident report
– Emergency room medical records
– X-ray / CT scan

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1. Congenital deformities

Examples:


– Cleft lip/palate
– Asymmetric or missing nasal structures
– Severe bony deformities


→ almost always covered.

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1. Postoperative problems from a previous surgery

If you already had nasal surgery (e.g., septoplasty) and:


– Your breathing got worse
– Functional structures were damaged


→ a revision rhinoplasty can be fully covered.

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1. Chronic symptoms clearly caused by the nose

Only valid if objectively proven:


– Recurrent chronic sinusitis due to narrowed nasal passages
– Nasal valve collapse during inhalation
– Sleep issues (apnea) if clearly nasal in origin


Important: It must be confirmed by an ENT doctor and must be something surgery can realistically fix.


If any of these fit to you you get a free rhino. Otherwise wait till your 18.