bourgeoizyzz
Maybe Schopenhauer was right about foids
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As soon as he puts it in she starts yelling "Cuòwù de dòng!!! Cuòwù de dòng"
Dude almost came right away, because he couldn't believe he was so big to her.
This was so amazing and she was so tight he bought her two more times that night and she spent the whole night yelling "Cuòwù de dòng!!!" at the top of her lungs.
The next day, this guy feels great, so he goes out for a round of golf.
First swing and he gets the first hole-in-one of his life, and excitedly yells "Cuòwù de dòng!!!!".
His Chinese caddy turns to him and asks "Why you say...'wrong hole'?"
Dude almost came right away, because he couldn't believe he was so big to her.
This was so amazing and she was so tight he bought her two more times that night and she spent the whole night yelling "Cuòwù de dòng!!!" at the top of her lungs.
The next day, this guy feels great, so he goes out for a round of golf.
First swing and he gets the first hole-in-one of his life, and excitedly yells "Cuòwù de dòng!!!!".
His Chinese caddy turns to him and asks "Why you say...'wrong hole'?"
