So Turns Out I'm 5'8

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what a fucking surprise

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cheeky lad aint ya :):):):):)
 
fuck this shit i cannot get LL how can i be that short damn
 
height doesn't matter
 
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What did you think you were?
 
matter doesn't height
 
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Fuck you chad
i'd be slaying if i was 5'8
 
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be like me and be proud to be 5’8 :)
 
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ur good if u have hair tbh
 
bro it’s not like your 5’4, face and NT matters more at 5’8
5'8 is minimum, i'm literally two inches taller than you guys maximum.

5'8-5'10 is when life starts
 
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5'8 is minimum, i'm literally two inches taller than you guys maximum.

5'8-5'10 is when life starts
i have a chance to be a chad facewise BUT still i will look like a clear manlet.

also i don't have green/blue eyes so there will be nothing so striking about me.
girls are so bad at telling what height you are, a true 5’8 guy with shoes on will look average with 5’9-5’10 guys, you could larp as 5’10 to girls and they literally will believe you, the reason girls think 5’8 is so short is becasue so many 5’5-5’6 manlets like joe rogan try to larp as 5’8 jfl
 
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girls are so bad at telling what height you are, a true 5’8 guy with shoes on will look average with 5’9-5’10 guys, you could larp as 5’10 to girls and they literally will believe you, the reason girls think 5’8 is so short is becasue so many 5’5-5’6 manlets like joe rogan try to larp as 5’8 jfl
5'8 is 5'9 with shoes outside and you can larp as it easily
5'9 is 5'10 with shoes
5'10 is 5'11
And so on.

All that matters is that you are taller than her barefoot and what you look like outside with heels.
 
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girls are so bad at telling what height you are, a true 5’8 guy with shoes on will look average with 5’9-5’10 guys, you could larp as 5’10 to girls and they literally will believe you, the reason girls think 5’8 is so short is becasue so many 5’5-5’6 manlets like joe rogan try to larp as 5’8 jfl
my gf tell i look short

5'8 is 5'9 with shoes outside and you can larp as it easily
5'9 is 5'10 with shoes
5'10 is 5'11
And so on.

All that matters is that you are taller than her barefoot and what you look like outside with heels.
what's the point about "larping"? i'm not gonna "slay" until i look like a saggy old man.

i want to marry with a decent woman and have LTR ffs. i don't want to "larp". fuck this shit.
 
my gf tell i look short
if ur gf is telling you that ur short, then you probably shouldn’t be with her
5'8 is 5'9 with shoes outside and you can larp as it easily
5'9 is 5'10 with shoes
5'10 is 5'11
And so on.

All that matters is that you are taller than her barefoot and what you look like outside with heels.
i literally wear vans all the time and they only add about .7 inches and people tell me i look 5’10 in public, i was thinking about getting lifts, but after seeing this photo of amnesia i rather embrace my manletness
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if ur gf is telling you that ur short, then you probably shouldn’t be with her

i literally wear vans all the time and they only add about .7 inches and people tell me i look 5’10 in public, i was thinking about getting lifts, but after seeing this photo of amnesia i rather embrace my manletness
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amneisa is a lunatic, i don't want to "slay". again , slaying is a degenarete subhuman trait.
larping is a no no for me.
 
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if ur gf is telling you that ur short, then you probably shouldn’t be with her

i literally wear vans all the time and they only add about .7 inches and people tell me i look 5’10 in public, i was thinking about getting lifts, but after seeing this photo of amnesia i rather embrace my manletness
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Most shoes add .75-1 inch, airmaxxes 1.5-2inches
I get to 181 5'11.5 with airmaxxes. People say I'm 6'1 which is 185, barefoot im 177cm by the day, drop to 175cm at night 5'10-5'9. I'm not particularly taller than any of you but it's a decent height not bad at all be thankful you aren't 5'5 or some shit

People and women are rlly bad at telling heights always add an inch to your height as that is the one you go outside with.
 
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if ur gf is telling you that ur short, then you probably shouldn’t be with her
my 5'1 sister who is married with a 5'6 man said "a man should be at least 5'11 teehee" and she's a really decent, mature woman.

does it matter if my gf said that to me ? nearly everyone thinking in this way.
 
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Did u measure at night opposed to in the morning? U shrink like 0.75 inches during the day. So maybe u got a bigger measurement cause u measured earlier in the day before. Nevertheless 5’8 isn’t a death sentence unless ur in Netherlands or smth, face is key.
 
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Did u measure at night opposed to in the morning? U shrink like 0.75 inches during the day. So maybe u got a bigger measurement cause u measured earlier in the day before. Nevertheless 5’8 isn’t a death sentence unless ur in Netherlands or smth, face is key.
i measured at night after a long pull day workout session with this tool

Measure
 
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Nevertheless 5’8 isn’t a death sentence unless ur in Netherlands or smth, face is key
cope tbh,

i remember that girls showing off with their bf height like "omg he's 6'4 damnn"
 
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i measured at night after a long pull day workout session with this tool

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Could be a measurement error as well, I would try measuring again. I would also measure eye level if I were you. A 173cm 5’8 guy usually has an eye level between 159.5 to 172 cm, a 176.5cm 5’9.5 guy usually has 163 to 165.5 cm eye level. Depending on forehead size. Find a flat and straight floor and wall, and use something to put on your head against the wall and make a mark. Also, measuring with your back can also make you a bit shorter since it’s harder to stand straight with a wall against you
 
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I'm 5'10 and its terrible for me ngl.
 
Nevertheless 5’8 isn’t a death sentence unless ur in Netherlands or smth, face is key.
Funny because you're 5'9 and you made dozens of threads crying because you're short
 
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Funny because you're 5'9 and you made dozens of threads crying because you're short
mf trying to bluepill me.


damn you
@TraumatisedOgre
 
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cope tbh,

i remember that girls showing off with their bf height like "omg he's 6'4 damnn"
Height and face can save a man from many shortcomings in life. My sister was with a single dad NEET and she didn't care. She'd constantly say "but hes 6'2:love:"
 
I get to 181 5'11.5 with airmaxxes. People say I'm 6'1 which is 185, barefoot im 177cm by the day, drop to 175cm at night 5'10-5'9.
man im so confused about ur race, height and everything at this point im not gonna bother
 
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