SO YOU WANNA LARP AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL?! I GOTCHU FAGGOT!!! 🄰

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SO YOU WANNA LARP ON ORG AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL EVEN THOUGH YOU TREND-HOPPED INTO LOOKSMAXXING STRAIGHT OFF TIKTOK?

YOU WANNA POSTURE LIKE A HARDCORE TRUECEL, DROP ā€œBANGERā€ THREADS, AND ACT SEASONED WHILE STILL OPERATING AS A GREY?


DON'T YOU WORRY, IM A PROFESSIONAL LARP MYSELF AND YOU FOUND THE PERFECT THREAD TO START YOUR JOURNEY ON BEING THE BIGGEST LARP IN YOUR AFRICAN VILLAGE.

#1 STRATEGY ON MAKING GOOD THREADS
BLATANTLY COPY
OTHER THREADS YOU FOUND MULTIPLE MONTHS AGO
Do i even gotta say anything i'm copying this shit off a thread i found a while ago.

#2
USE ANY OCEAN DRAINING AI TO NAME YOU BUZZWORDS TO GAIN ATTENTION
ALSO USE TIKTOK BUZZWORDS SUCH AS OVERSTIMULATED ETC.
good words to use are
  • bone structure
  • facial harmony
  • canthal tilt
  • hunter eyes
  • prey eyes
  • midface ratio
  • weak chin
  • recessed jaw
  • NW0 / NW3 (Norwood Scale)
  • mewing
  • mog / mogged
  • framecucked
  • heightcucked
NOW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUILD SENTENCES LIKE THIS
  1. ā€œI mapped my facial harmony at 3am and realized the canthal tilt rapes me every time, midface ratio cooked, bone structure diffed, so obviously no FOID will ever grasp in my direction genetics literally firewall me from female attraction.ā€
  2. ā€œTried to softmaxx, tried larping as NT, tried gaslighting myself, but no chin projection + recessed maxilla equals permanent foid immunity, I’m just observing from a overstimulated void.ā€

#3 TAG ANYONE YOU SEE (BONUS IF THEY DON'T KNOW YOU) AND ASK THEM FOR ADVICE
Examples:
"@sick kunt31 @SexuallyAbusive @PubertyMaxxer
Be honest, am I cooked or is this just midface delusion?
I’m seeing conflicting data on my canthal tilt and bone structure and need external validation before I commit to hardmaxxing or rope."

"@cryptt @thecel
Be honest is it over? should i rope?" (Always good attention bait)

#4 INSULT MINORITIES
Always good to show off your truecel rage and be more welcomed by other truecels

ALWAYS use the hard r if you insult the shitskin race.
Bonus Points if you insult jews ( I love tel aviv and israel Netanyahu you are so great please spare me)

#5 STEAL THREADS
like i just did

#6 QUEERBAITING
(not endorsing anything, obviously)
Despite the rules saying ā€œno LGBTQā€, there’s this recurring phenomenon where threads randomly drift into ambiguous admiration, ironic fixation, or oddly specific references to a certain aesthetic archetype.
No explanation needed. Everyone knows what I mean.


NOW ENJOY YOUR FREE ATTENTION


You’ve successfully summoned unsolicited opinions, forced engagement, and parasocial drive-bys from people who were never involved to begin with.

Note: I'm grey myself and dont know shit about anything on org take everything i said with a grain of salt
 
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real ratio names = ā€œbuzzwordsā€
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SO YOU WANNA LARP ON ORG AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL EVEN THOUGH YOU TREND-HOPPED INTO LOOKSMAXXING STRAIGHT OFF TIKTOK?

YOU WANNA POSTURE LIKE A HARDCORE TRUECEL, DROP ā€œBANGERā€ THREADS, AND ACT SEASONED WHILE STILL OPERATING AS A GREY?


DON'T YOU WORRY, IM A PROFESSIONAL LARP MYSELF AND YOU FOUND THE PERFECT THREAD TO START YOUR JOURNEY ON BEING THE BIGGEST LARP IN YOUR AFRICAN VILLAGE.

#1 STRATEGY ON MAKING GOOD THREADS
BLATANTLY COPY
OTHER THREADS YOU FOUND MULTIPLE MONTHS AGO
Do i even gotta say anything i'm copying this shit off a thread i found a while ago.

#2
USE ANY OCEAN DRAINING AI TO NAME YOU BUZZWORDS TO GAIN ATTENTION
ALSO USE TIKTOK BUZZWORDS SUCH AS OVERSTIMULATED ETC.
good words to use are
  • bone structure
  • facial harmony
  • canthal tilt
  • hunter eyes
  • prey eyes
  • midface ratio
  • weak chin
  • recessed jaw
  • NW0 / NW3 (Norwood Scale)
  • mewing
  • mog / mogged
  • framecucked
  • heightcucked
NOW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUILD SENTENCES LIKE THIS
  1. ā€œI mapped my facial harmony at 3am and realized the canthal tilt rapes me every time, midface ratio cooked, bone structure diffed, so obviously no FOID will ever grasp in my direction genetics literally firewall me from female attraction.ā€
  2. ā€œTried to softmaxx, tried larping as NT, tried gaslighting myself, but no chin projection + recessed maxilla equals permanent foid immunity, I’m just observing from a overstimulated void.ā€

#3 TAG ANYONE YOU SEE (BONUS IF THEY DON'T KNOW YOU) AND ASK THEM FOR ADVICE
Examples:
"@sick kunt31 @SexuallyAbusive @PubertyMaxxer
Be honest, am I cooked or is this just midface delusion?
I’m seeing conflicting data on my canthal tilt and bone structure and need external validation before I commit to hardmaxxing or rope."

"@cryptt @thecel
Be honest is it over? should i rope?" (Always good attention bait)

#4 INSULT MINORITIES
Always good to show off your truecel rage and be more welcomed by other truecels

ALWAYS use the hard r if you insult the shitskin race.
Bonus Points if you insult jews ( I love tel aviv and israel Netanyahu you are so great please spare me)

#5 STEAL THREADS
like i just did

#6 QUEERBAITING
(not endorsing anything, obviously)
Despite the rules saying ā€œno LGBTQā€, there’s this recurring phenomenon where threads randomly drift into ambiguous admiration, ironic fixation, or oddly specific references to a certain aesthetic archetype.
No explanation needed. Everyone knows what I mean.


NOW ENJOY YOUR FREE ATTENTION


You’ve successfully summoned unsolicited opinions, forced engagement, and parasocial drive-bys from people who were never involved to begin with.

Note: I'm grey myself and dont know shit about anything on org take everything i said with a grain of salt
Terrible fucking layout of the thread JFL. Nothing is appealing about this, and are just asking to get DNRd.

You forgot that one rule. Your thread is ugly to even look at. Low IQ and you clearly have more learning to do champ. Good luck!
 
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SO YOU WANNA LARP ON ORG AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL EVEN THOUGH YOU TREND-HOPPED INTO LOOKSMAXXING STRAIGHT OFF TIKTOK?

YOU WANNA POSTURE LIKE A HARDCORE TRUECEL, DROP ā€œBANGERā€ THREADS, AND ACT SEASONED WHILE STILL OPERATING AS A GREY?


DON'T YOU WORRY, IM A PROFESSIONAL LARP MYSELF AND YOU FOUND THE PERFECT THREAD TO START YOUR JOURNEY ON BEING THE BIGGEST LARP IN YOUR AFRICAN VILLAGE.

#1 STRATEGY ON MAKING GOOD THREADS
BLATANTLY COPY
OTHER THREADS YOU FOUND MULTIPLE MONTHS AGO
Do i even gotta say anything i'm copying this shit off a thread i found a while ago.

#2
USE ANY OCEAN DRAINING AI TO NAME YOU BUZZWORDS TO GAIN ATTENTION
ALSO USE TIKTOK BUZZWORDS SUCH AS OVERSTIMULATED ETC.
good words to use are
  • bone structure
  • facial harmony
  • canthal tilt
  • hunter eyes
  • prey eyes
  • midface ratio
  • weak chin
  • recessed jaw
  • NW0 / NW3 (Norwood Scale)
  • mewing
  • mog / mogged
  • framecucked
  • heightcucked
NOW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUILD SENTENCES LIKE THIS
  1. ā€œI mapped my facial harmony at 3am and realized the canthal tilt rapes me every time, midface ratio cooked, bone structure diffed, so obviously no FOID will ever grasp in my direction genetics literally firewall me from female attraction.ā€
  2. ā€œTried to softmaxx, tried larping as NT, tried gaslighting myself, but no chin projection + recessed maxilla equals permanent foid immunity, I’m just observing from a overstimulated void.ā€

#3 TAG ANYONE YOU SEE (BONUS IF THEY DON'T KNOW YOU) AND ASK THEM FOR ADVICE
Examples:
"@sick kunt31 @SexuallyAbusive @PubertyMaxxer
Be honest, am I cooked or is this just midface delusion?
I’m seeing conflicting data on my canthal tilt and bone structure and need external validation before I commit to hardmaxxing or rope."

"@cryptt @thecel
Be honest is it over? should i rope?" (Always good attention bait)

#4 INSULT MINORITIES
Always good to show off your truecel rage and be more welcomed by other truecels

ALWAYS use the hard r if you insult the shitskin race.
Bonus Points if you insult jews ( I love tel aviv and israel Netanyahu you are so great please spare me)

#5 STEAL THREADS
like i just did

#6 QUEERBAITING
(not endorsing anything, obviously)
Despite the rules saying ā€œno LGBTQā€, there’s this recurring phenomenon where threads randomly drift into ambiguous admiration, ironic fixation, or oddly specific references to a certain aesthetic archetype.
No explanation needed. Everyone knows what I mean.


NOW ENJOY YOUR FREE ATTENTION


You’ve successfully summoned unsolicited opinions, forced engagement, and parasocial drive-bys from people who were never involved to begin with.

Note: I'm grey myself and dont know shit about anything on org take everything i said with a grain of salt
Mirin High IQ thread BUMP
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Terrible fucking layout of the thread JFL. Nothing is appealing about this, and are just asking to get DNRd.

You forgot that one rule. Your thread is ugly to even look at. Low IQ and you clearly have more learning to do champ. Good luck!
yeah it was abhorrently formatted but you didn’t read it but i’ll tell you anyways. it’s a copypasta.
 
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yeah it was abhorrently formatted but you didn’t read it but i’ll tell you anyways. it’s a copypasta.
never-fucking-mind

@MLGS0LD1ERB0Y if your retarded ass genuinely and i mean genuinely couldn’t read the fucking post than you have bigger problems than looksmaxxing.
 
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never-fucking-mind

@MLGS0LD1ERB0Y if your retarded ass genuinely and i mean genuinely couldn’t read the fucking post than you have bigger problems than looksmaxxing.
Not that I couldn’t read it, I just didn’t bother LOL. Why would I bother reading slop from a cretin like you. Faggot.
 
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Not that I couldn’t read it, I just didn’t bother LOL. Why would I bother reading slop from a cretin like you. Faggot.
i wonder how angry your mom is when she gets a call from the school hearing that her retard bone marrow baby can’t read/comprehend anything past 6 grade reading
 
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i wonder how angry your mom is when she gets a call from the school hearing that her retard bone marrow baby can’t read/comprehend anything past 6 grade reading
My IQ is higher than you my friend. Now you’re starting to embarrass yourself with these unfunny comebacks JFL.

Have a good day.
 
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My IQ is higher than you my friend. Now you’re starting to embarrass yourself with these unfunny comebacks JFL.

Have a good day.
nice job ducking me

if there’s anything your high iq is good at it’s definitely that
 
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nice job ducking me

if there’s anything your high iq is good at it’s definitely that
No, I’m just gonna stop bothering arguing with you JFL, you are insufferable and braindeadšŸ˜‚ you’re so mad because I didn’t read your shitty thread, this is so sad🤣 I feel kinda bad for you now. im sorry
 
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No, I’m just gonna stop bothering arguing with you JFL, you are insufferable and braindeadšŸ˜‚ you’re so mad because I didn’t read your shitty thread, this is so sad🤣 I feel kinda bad for you now. im sorry
yeah you’d make better use of your time squashing your dildos. should get to that.
 
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