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Literally just get a vape or some cigs and chill in school toilets or smoke at your break on your job.
Personally i bought myself a vape out of own interest and because cigarettes are too expensive in england.
I started going to my school toilets and doing it and people asked me to try theirs and they tried mine yada dada
Later got asked to go get eliquids with them afterschool, then actually made friends with them and started going out normally or if they were already my friend it just gave me more to talk about with them and more chances to hangout.
If you have parents that are suspicious (for the ones that are underage and cant vape or want to get one)
Then i will drop a little guide rq on how to be sneaky at home and in school.
• firstly, its pretty easy to get one if you are atleast 14+. You can either ask an older friend or a mutual friend to get one for you if you slightly overpay/tip them then they will prob be more inclined to get one for you just make sure you trust them enough.
You can also go to any small corner shop (with indian/foreign person at the counter) if you go with some friends and look at least 14+ then they will sell it to you but perhaps not all the time because it is also risky for them.
Reccomend getting a cheap vape kit instead of a disposable bc they end up more expensive. Battery will set you back about 10 gbp, comes with a pod but pods are around 3gbp and any eliquid is also 3gbp (using english prices dont want to guess other ones just familiar w these)
IN SCHOOL
If you have never been caught vaping before, then your parents probably wont suspect so much but i would still not make it too blatant.
in school, i would carry it in a jacket inside pocket so you cannot see the bump, if you are getting searched put it in ur waistband if ur under 18 legally cant search there and they wont bring in police for a vape lol.
If you have vape detectors in your school (most do nowdays) then i would take a puff and hold it in so no smoke comes out, then blow into a tissue or into the toilet bowl and close it. I would also reccomend going toilet with friends or wait for a random to come in so you can always blame or take blame together if it does go off. If you want to see how advanced your detector is then just snap a pic of it and google lens, you will see if it is a shitty one or maybe even a fake one.
Goated method to never get caught lacking in searches is just wear shorts under and put the vape in there. Also if any windows in your toilet open them for more airflow coming into the room which can freak the detector.
AROUND PARENTS
make sure to do it in your room, preferrably under covers so you can just say you were changing or something if they do come into the room. Keep window open always or have a scented candle or spray perfumes deodorants air freshners etc. If you keep getting caught then i would put the vape (and any other acessories to it you may have) inside of a sock , seal the other side so nothing falls out of sock and it looks normal. You can tuck that into your shorts/boxers also and just play it off as a bulge. Pretty safe tbh and low risk of getting caught. Most vapes use usb-c chargers so i wouldnt bother with a vape specific one as it is bait.
WARNING
I DO NOT CONDONE VAPING OR SMOKING, it is up to you, this is for the ones that do if you dont then dnr this
Personally i bought myself a vape out of own interest and because cigarettes are too expensive in england.
I started going to my school toilets and doing it and people asked me to try theirs and they tried mine yada dada
Later got asked to go get eliquids with them afterschool, then actually made friends with them and started going out normally or if they were already my friend it just gave me more to talk about with them and more chances to hangout.
If you have parents that are suspicious (for the ones that are underage and cant vape or want to get one)
Then i will drop a little guide rq on how to be sneaky at home and in school.
• firstly, its pretty easy to get one if you are atleast 14+. You can either ask an older friend or a mutual friend to get one for you if you slightly overpay/tip them then they will prob be more inclined to get one for you just make sure you trust them enough.
You can also go to any small corner shop (with indian/foreign person at the counter) if you go with some friends and look at least 14+ then they will sell it to you but perhaps not all the time because it is also risky for them.
Reccomend getting a cheap vape kit instead of a disposable bc they end up more expensive. Battery will set you back about 10 gbp, comes with a pod but pods are around 3gbp and any eliquid is also 3gbp (using english prices dont want to guess other ones just familiar w these)
IN SCHOOL
If you have never been caught vaping before, then your parents probably wont suspect so much but i would still not make it too blatant.
in school, i would carry it in a jacket inside pocket so you cannot see the bump, if you are getting searched put it in ur waistband if ur under 18 legally cant search there and they wont bring in police for a vape lol.
If you have vape detectors in your school (most do nowdays) then i would take a puff and hold it in so no smoke comes out, then blow into a tissue or into the toilet bowl and close it. I would also reccomend going toilet with friends or wait for a random to come in so you can always blame or take blame together if it does go off. If you want to see how advanced your detector is then just snap a pic of it and google lens, you will see if it is a shitty one or maybe even a fake one.
Goated method to never get caught lacking in searches is just wear shorts under and put the vape in there. Also if any windows in your toilet open them for more airflow coming into the room which can freak the detector.
AROUND PARENTS
make sure to do it in your room, preferrably under covers so you can just say you were changing or something if they do come into the room. Keep window open always or have a scented candle or spray perfumes deodorants air freshners etc. If you keep getting caught then i would put the vape (and any other acessories to it you may have) inside of a sock , seal the other side so nothing falls out of sock and it looks normal. You can tuck that into your shorts/boxers also and just play it off as a bulge. Pretty safe tbh and low risk of getting caught. Most vapes use usb-c chargers so i wouldnt bother with a vape specific one as it is bait.
WARNING
I DO NOT CONDONE VAPING OR SMOKING, it is up to you, this is for the ones that do if you dont then dnr this
