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I am in NO way shape or form saying im fucking chadlite or the biggest creator in the uk but this is my experience statusMaxxing at the club, before and after ascending.
PRE ASCENSION (incell days
)
Was my second time at this club in my area and its known to get action with girls. Last time i went to the club around jan 26, i got no action at all, i was wearing a long sleeve shirt and baggy jeans and girls weren't digging it. Only ppl that came up to me were guys who had seen my TikToks as i was still abit niche, but known in my area. Baggy jeans were not a good look but like that was my style then and plus i was skinny as shit so any thing else makes me look like an anorexic ethiopian fuck. I was so fucking nervous cos all i knew i was gooning (i stopped now). I had longer hair that wasnt really looked after and ive got 4c hair so it was quite nappy. When i got there i was expecting the girls to come up to me but none of them did, they went for guys who were shorter, wearing short sleve shirts, and wearing black shortsleeves (dont ask me why). I was so fucking confused. Im tall, im 6foot something, so why werent these women coming towards me. Out of 2000 ppl at the club, at least one girl mustve liked me. Tbf my mate who has a gf and his gf and her friends came, one girl (lets call her KL) came to my bestfriend AS and said she was intrested in me. AS then calls me over as im not there when KL said this so we went and all danced in the mixer and she danced on me and i had my arms on her waist. I told her KL she was beautiful and she said thank you (didnt say anything back). We then danced for another 2 mins and then i called her beautiful again (dont know why i said it again) and KL said thank you again (she didnt even make a move). Bare in mind the girls about shoulder length. We didnt even speak or anything we just danced together and then she turned round and faced me with her arms round my neck. I thought she had a boyfriend as this guy in my area was known to be with her and i didnt know that they had broken up. I then said abit too loudly "if i kissed you right now would your man get mad" and she then changed her facial expression and was like "no??". The guy next to me with his bird was kinda laughing and at the same time like "wtf??
". I felt a lil embarrassed so i just said "im gonna go to the bar ill be back yeah". she wasnt really that beautiful tbh, ltb who makeup maxxed and was wearing next to nothing to enhance her features but still i shouldve been scoring that. It was a wakeup call for me to be honest because when i got back some other white guy, shorter than me, about the same height as her already had his tounge down her throat. I was really confused. I dont know what it was like seriously. I tried it with this other girl and she moved away from me too when i was i dancing and tried to dance with her and she moved away, closer to her friend as if to say "nah im okay thanks". When she went closer to her friend i saw her whisper something and they shared a laughing moment, probably saying "wtf is this guy doing eww" .I was so confused, I thought height was gonna be my halo but i was looking abit bummy without a trim. All my mates were getting girls and not me. I disappeared for abit and just tried to enjoy myself for abit but there was so many beautiful women around and i didnt know how on earth to get one of them to kiss me. I felt like such a fucking incell genuinely so i left the club and got an uber home. After the night my friends on the boys gc was all talking about how many girls they pulled but i lied and said i got 3 girls (i didnt). It was a massive wakeup call cos i knew something had to change so i wanted to now focus on myself. I wasnt a virgin or nothing, cos girls in england are really easy to crack (i was born here my family was too, im saying that as the majority of you guys reading this, are americans) but i didnt really know how to speak to them in situations like this. I cut my hair down alot and cleared my skin:
POST ASCENSION
ig i had put on some sort of size, id stopped
gooning as a whole as i realised thats not really how women are irl and i worked out more. My house is basically in the middle of nowhere, in the English countryside (im not a tory i swear) but theres no gyms around but i got my mum to buy me some equipment to help me, she got me a push up board and some resistance bands to clip to my door and stuff so i can do cable excersizes and such. Im seeing progress and i have to remind myself to keep going as i dont want to be that guy again who got told "no thanks" by girls and women are staying clear of. It was such a humiliating experience that i dont wish nobody to go through as its the worst. I got no play and i felt so invisible to these women. It was horrible.
My friend sent me the ig post of the club saying theres an event. I was abit hesitant to by my ticket but i thought fuck it, i was abit more confident now and my socials had blown up through the roof, i now had 11 thousand followers on a fresh account i started in march, women in the comments were all over me like crazy. I also cut my hair down shorter and id been doing bonesmashing in this time and taking supplements like zinc gummys cos im abit skeptical, even now, to take any roids or peps even though test or dbol is speaking to me...
Id got a fresher trim the day before the club day (on the 18th) and my confidence in the months had gone up. I felt women noticed me way more but i wanted to test it out by actually going to the club and seeing how these women think about me.
Heres women in my comments (this is not even 1/32 of what i get in my comments):
So anyways things are going good and im going to the club Ive decided after 5months improving myself. I get dropped off and theres abit of a queue. I dont really mind it though cos it means i get to talk to birds. From the car park theres a line and in the line you can see into the carpark as its a barrierd line like this :
Im walking out my mums car and i can hear girls whispering "is it him, omg its that guy from TikTok" im genuinely ontop of the world, walking in my sunglasses, life couldnt get better. i take em off and give this blonde girl who is eyeing me a wink and she giggles with her friends as im walking to the back of the line. Theres these group of girls infront of me and my friends and we start talking to them. Just small talk generally nothing to crazy and we eventually get into the club. Its still early days so me and my friends get a few down us from the bar and start moving to girls. The mixer is getting packed now and my boy (he didnt come with me last time , but id told him and lied about my last experience at this club with women and persuaded him to come, lets call him OR), whos just got out of a rs is here w us and hes moving so shy. Hes sat on the sofas and not doing anything and im tryna get him to come to the mixer and hes like "wait g". I eventually end up convincing OR to come and we al go to the mixer. I can tell hes shy as hes known in our fg to goon alot. So we are we are in the mixer right. And im wearing a black short sleeve shirt and so is OR but hes made his body language so unapproachable to women. I on the other hand have made myself look approachable by dancing and moving around and laughing and smiling. In a way, you have to look like your having fun already. Im doing that and by this point this blonde girl grabs my hand. I turn around and she grabs my face and kisses me. Genuinely it felt like a movie or some shit that happens to clavicular. It was crazy. I made out with her and i could hear her friends going crazy as they knew me from TikTok im guessing and they recorded it. (I dont know who they were so i couldnt get the recording) the boys were all like "nahhh no way" and my boys were like "nahhh already??" When she got off me my boys were all somewhat shocked that it was that easy and that she was somewhat decently looking (probably a mhtb) and that i didnt even have to do to much. As the night progressed it happened more and more again with different girls and it was really easy. About 6 different girls by this point.
I was abit hot so id gone outside to the smoking area and there was alot of people there as expected. I walked to the area and i could feel everyone look at me and whisper around "omds its *my name*" Some guys and girls asked for a picture and were bigging me up about my content and "they rate it" and these girls outside were like "no way its youuuu! Can we get a picture and asking me to say hello to their friends on video"
Status is lowkey such a fucking halo i cant lie cos i got there and people already knew me and had seen my viral videos. I was bit drunk by this stage so i cant remember what i was saying to these people but i apparently said something inappropriate to one of the girls, something along the lines of "corrrrr, arse on you girl" and they just laughed and screamed but didnt take it in a different way as if i was being creepy. Thats the lovely thing about ascending, is that if i looked how i looked before, the girls wouldve maybe called me a peice of shit or wouldve started insulting me. They didn't though and i loved it. I got abit bored and went back inside and was dancing with this girl id seen her last time at the club but she was abit drunk but i was dancing with her. She looked arab which is normally not my ideal type as ive always and only gone for white girls( not on purpose but i was always the only black kid in primary school, in all my areas where ive lived, Ive genuinely been the only black kid around its not even an overstatment) but she was so beautiful so i didnt really care plus i was drunk. She was kissing my neck and i was grabbing her arse and then her best friend (i didnt know this at the time) came and was dancing next to us. She pulls her best friend closer so im dancing with them both and theyre both kissing my neck now. I felt like i was in heaven. This was all i dreamed out since i was young, 5 months ago this wouldve never EVER happened. I could see other guys looking around like "yo this guy is crazy" and these girls i knew whod gone to the school next to mine when i was younger who were there, pointed and were stood in awe and almost envious. Those girls, everyone thought they were so beautiful and i never had a chance with them but they were all looking at me. I felt so happy inside as this is all i wanted. Me, this arab girl and her best friend whos latina, are all dancing in this circle of 3. Theyd got off my neck and we were all holding hands in the club while dancing. The arab girl slips away (probably to the bathroom) and her friend was moving to me at this stage as she'd caught the opportunity to do so. I hadnt spoke to these girls at all they just got on me but the latina friend (we will call her "KM") got all on me. This is how the conversation went no joke (this is about al i can remember because i was drunk and when im drunk i start acting really retarded and saying stupid things that dont make sense):
KM: hello sexy
Me: you alright gorgeous whats your name?
KM: *says name*
Me: *name* nice to meet ya my names *my name* put your insta in my phone now
KM: i know who you are sillyyyyy your all over my fyp. youre way fitter in person. *typing her user into my phone*
Me: hahaha thank you gorgeous i do try. where you from
KM: I dont care where im from all i care is that im with you *name*
Me: i bet you do girl hahahah
*one of my fav songs (pumpin by chris stussy) playing*
KM: *moans in my ear in the rhythm to the song* uhhh, uhhhhh, uhhhh
mmmmmm could u imagine that daddy
Me: yeah i could, im gonna smash the granny out of you once we get out of this place
KM: im tight asf, ruin me
Me: i bet i could make u temporarily disabled
KM: mmmmm i bet you got that bbc
Me: are you a good kisser KM?
KM: want me to prove it?
Me: yeah
*we start making out and i grab her arse*
*proof is attached of me with her while my fav song is playing*
KM then lead me to a corner in the club near the dj decks as its on a level above everyone
And while we are here she slips her hands into my jeans and whispers to me "can we go back to yours please baby"
and i agree that we leave around 1.30 - its around 1.03 when i took that video.
I keep telling her how hard im gonna fuck her with flirty comments and she replies the same. KM has got her head facing towards the wall in the corner but im facing everyone else and my best friends ex gf who i went to the club in January with, came up to this level with us, she took a video of me and this girl then ran away, probably to show KL, but i didnt wanna say anything as it would startle KM and possibly move her away from me or make her hands move from out my jeans. We are dancing and kissing and then she says "lets go now daddy" so i agree and we get in an uber back to my house. we get in the back and we are both abit pissed but i remember we started making out so aggressively in the back of this uber and i remember feeling quite sorry for this uber driver and we are all over eachother (our seatbelts arent on jfl) and then we get back to my place.
Now me and my mum have this rule where she says i always have to tell her if a girls coming back but obviously i didnt know i was gonna meet her and i hadnt been to this club in so long so i snuck her in my room. My mum was fast asleep anyways.
I dont really have to spell what happens next but you can guess what happened at mine.
I woke up to her still in my bed on Sunday (this mustve been around 10am) but my family had gone to church and it was just me and her in the house. We made out again and she told me she had work at 1 but she sucked me off before leaving the house. I offered to drive her to work but she said she would get her dad to pick her up.
I had such a fucking good night this Saturday and im not sure what to call it but i think its a ascension from what i used to look like to now.
Im 6"2 but when i was in the club i got height mogged by this 7"2 guy and surprisingly he didnt get any play. Maybe its because he was too tall and abit frail that nobody really looked at him. Heres a pic (please ignore how my eyes look, i did packet in the bathrooms) :
He was so fucking tall man. But not in an attractive or halo way, more so freakish.
Im gonna go to that club again on 10th JULY but the experience this Saturday was so good and maybe shoot a YouTube video clubbing and dropping game in a different city like Liverpool or Brighton. Ive got about 12 girls on my roster at the moment and they all think im gonna marry them or something so ill have to bin them off to pursue this, although, if i ascend more, they wont care as theyll view talking to me as me doing them a favour.
I do appreciate you for reading this thread, more coming soon w proof vids and such, cheers lads x
I am in NO way shape or form saying im fucking chadlite or the biggest creator in the uk but this is my experience statusMaxxing at the club, before and after ascending.
PRE ASCENSION (incell days
) Was my second time at this club in my area and its known to get action with girls. Last time i went to the club around jan 26, i got no action at all, i was wearing a long sleeve shirt and baggy jeans and girls weren't digging it. Only ppl that came up to me were guys who had seen my TikToks as i was still abit niche, but known in my area. Baggy jeans were not a good look but like that was my style then and plus i was skinny as shit so any thing else makes me look like an anorexic ethiopian fuck. I was so fucking nervous cos all i knew i was gooning (i stopped now). I had longer hair that wasnt really looked after and ive got 4c hair so it was quite nappy. When i got there i was expecting the girls to come up to me but none of them did, they went for guys who were shorter, wearing short sleve shirts, and wearing black shortsleeves (dont ask me why). I was so fucking confused. Im tall, im 6foot something, so why werent these women coming towards me. Out of 2000 ppl at the club, at least one girl mustve liked me. Tbf my mate who has a gf and his gf and her friends came, one girl (lets call her KL) came to my bestfriend AS and said she was intrested in me. AS then calls me over as im not there when KL said this so we went and all danced in the mixer and she danced on me and i had my arms on her waist. I told her KL she was beautiful and she said thank you (didnt say anything back). We then danced for another 2 mins and then i called her beautiful again (dont know why i said it again) and KL said thank you again (she didnt even make a move). Bare in mind the girls about shoulder length. We didnt even speak or anything we just danced together and then she turned round and faced me with her arms round my neck. I thought she had a boyfriend as this guy in my area was known to be with her and i didnt know that they had broken up. I then said abit too loudly "if i kissed you right now would your man get mad" and she then changed her facial expression and was like "no??". The guy next to me with his bird was kinda laughing and at the same time like "wtf??
". I felt a lil embarrassed so i just said "im gonna go to the bar ill be back yeah". she wasnt really that beautiful tbh, ltb who makeup maxxed and was wearing next to nothing to enhance her features but still i shouldve been scoring that. It was a wakeup call for me to be honest because when i got back some other white guy, shorter than me, about the same height as her already had his tounge down her throat. I was really confused. I dont know what it was like seriously. I tried it with this other girl and she moved away from me too when i was i dancing and tried to dance with her and she moved away, closer to her friend as if to say "nah im okay thanks". When she went closer to her friend i saw her whisper something and they shared a laughing moment, probably saying "wtf is this guy doing eww" .I was so confused, I thought height was gonna be my halo but i was looking abit bummy without a trim. All my mates were getting girls and not me. I disappeared for abit and just tried to enjoy myself for abit but there was so many beautiful women around and i didnt know how on earth to get one of them to kiss me. I felt like such a fucking incell genuinely so i left the club and got an uber home. After the night my friends on the boys gc was all talking about how many girls they pulled but i lied and said i got 3 girls (i didnt). It was a massive wakeup call cos i knew something had to change so i wanted to now focus on myself. I wasnt a virgin or nothing, cos girls in england are really easy to crack (i was born here my family was too, im saying that as the majority of you guys reading this, are americans) but i didnt really know how to speak to them in situations like this. I cut my hair down alot and cleared my skin:
POST ASCENSION
ig i had put on some sort of size, id stopped
gooning as a whole as i realised thats not really how women are irl and i worked out more. My house is basically in the middle of nowhere, in the English countryside (im not a tory i swear) but theres no gyms around but i got my mum to buy me some equipment to help me, she got me a push up board and some resistance bands to clip to my door and stuff so i can do cable excersizes and such. Im seeing progress and i have to remind myself to keep going as i dont want to be that guy again who got told "no thanks" by girls and women are staying clear of. It was such a humiliating experience that i dont wish nobody to go through as its the worst. I got no play and i felt so invisible to these women. It was horrible.
My friend sent me the ig post of the club saying theres an event. I was abit hesitant to by my ticket but i thought fuck it, i was abit more confident now and my socials had blown up through the roof, i now had 11 thousand followers on a fresh account i started in march, women in the comments were all over me like crazy. I also cut my hair down shorter and id been doing bonesmashing in this time and taking supplements like zinc gummys cos im abit skeptical, even now, to take any roids or peps even though test or dbol is speaking to me...
Id got a fresher trim the day before the club day (on the 18th) and my confidence in the months had gone up. I felt women noticed me way more but i wanted to test it out by actually going to the club and seeing how these women think about me.
Heres women in my comments (this is not even 1/32 of what i get in my comments):
So anyways things are going good and im going to the club Ive decided after 5months improving myself. I get dropped off and theres abit of a queue. I dont really mind it though cos it means i get to talk to birds. From the car park theres a line and in the line you can see into the carpark as its a barrierd line like this :
Im walking out my mums car and i can hear girls whispering "is it him, omg its that guy from TikTok" im genuinely ontop of the world, walking in my sunglasses, life couldnt get better. i take em off and give this blonde girl who is eyeing me a wink and she giggles with her friends as im walking to the back of the line. Theres these group of girls infront of me and my friends and we start talking to them. Just small talk generally nothing to crazy and we eventually get into the club. Its still early days so me and my friends get a few down us from the bar and start moving to girls. The mixer is getting packed now and my boy (he didnt come with me last time , but id told him and lied about my last experience at this club with women and persuaded him to come, lets call him OR), whos just got out of a rs is here w us and hes moving so shy. Hes sat on the sofas and not doing anything and im tryna get him to come to the mixer and hes like "wait g". I eventually end up convincing OR to come and we al go to the mixer. I can tell hes shy as hes known in our fg to goon alot. So we are we are in the mixer right. And im wearing a black short sleeve shirt and so is OR but hes made his body language so unapproachable to women. I on the other hand have made myself look approachable by dancing and moving around and laughing and smiling. In a way, you have to look like your having fun already. Im doing that and by this point this blonde girl grabs my hand. I turn around and she grabs my face and kisses me. Genuinely it felt like a movie or some shit that happens to clavicular. It was crazy. I made out with her and i could hear her friends going crazy as they knew me from TikTok im guessing and they recorded it. (I dont know who they were so i couldnt get the recording) the boys were all like "nahhh no way" and my boys were like "nahhh already??" When she got off me my boys were all somewhat shocked that it was that easy and that she was somewhat decently looking (probably a mhtb) and that i didnt even have to do to much. As the night progressed it happened more and more again with different girls and it was really easy. About 6 different girls by this point.
I was abit hot so id gone outside to the smoking area and there was alot of people there as expected. I walked to the area and i could feel everyone look at me and whisper around "omds its *my name*" Some guys and girls asked for a picture and were bigging me up about my content and "they rate it" and these girls outside were like "no way its youuuu! Can we get a picture and asking me to say hello to their friends on video"
Status is lowkey such a fucking halo i cant lie cos i got there and people already knew me and had seen my viral videos. I was bit drunk by this stage so i cant remember what i was saying to these people but i apparently said something inappropriate to one of the girls, something along the lines of "corrrrr, arse on you girl" and they just laughed and screamed but didnt take it in a different way as if i was being creepy. Thats the lovely thing about ascending, is that if i looked how i looked before, the girls wouldve maybe called me a peice of shit or wouldve started insulting me. They didn't though and i loved it. I got abit bored and went back inside and was dancing with this girl id seen her last time at the club but she was abit drunk but i was dancing with her. She looked arab which is normally not my ideal type as ive always and only gone for white girls( not on purpose but i was always the only black kid in primary school, in all my areas where ive lived, Ive genuinely been the only black kid around its not even an overstatment) but she was so beautiful so i didnt really care plus i was drunk. She was kissing my neck and i was grabbing her arse and then her best friend (i didnt know this at the time) came and was dancing next to us. She pulls her best friend closer so im dancing with them both and theyre both kissing my neck now. I felt like i was in heaven. This was all i dreamed out since i was young, 5 months ago this wouldve never EVER happened. I could see other guys looking around like "yo this guy is crazy" and these girls i knew whod gone to the school next to mine when i was younger who were there, pointed and were stood in awe and almost envious. Those girls, everyone thought they were so beautiful and i never had a chance with them but they were all looking at me. I felt so happy inside as this is all i wanted. Me, this arab girl and her best friend whos latina, are all dancing in this circle of 3. Theyd got off my neck and we were all holding hands in the club while dancing. The arab girl slips away (probably to the bathroom) and her friend was moving to me at this stage as she'd caught the opportunity to do so. I hadnt spoke to these girls at all they just got on me but the latina friend (we will call her "KM") got all on me. This is how the conversation went no joke (this is about al i can remember because i was drunk and when im drunk i start acting really retarded and saying stupid things that dont make sense):
KM: hello sexy
Me: you alright gorgeous whats your name?
KM: *says name*
Me: *name* nice to meet ya my names *my name* put your insta in my phone now
KM: i know who you are sillyyyyy your all over my fyp. youre way fitter in person. *typing her user into my phone*
Me: hahaha thank you gorgeous i do try. where you from
KM: I dont care where im from all i care is that im with you *name*
Me: i bet you do girl hahahah
*one of my fav songs (pumpin by chris stussy) playing*
KM: *moans in my ear in the rhythm to the song* uhhh, uhhhhh, uhhhh
mmmmmm could u imagine that daddy
Me: yeah i could, im gonna smash the granny out of you once we get out of this place
KM: im tight asf, ruin me
Me: i bet i could make u temporarily disabled
KM: mmmmm i bet you got that bbc
Me: are you a good kisser KM?
KM: want me to prove it?
Me: yeah
*we start making out and i grab her arse*
*proof is attached of me with her while my fav song is playing*
KM then lead me to a corner in the club near the dj decks as its on a level above everyone
And while we are here she slips her hands into my jeans and whispers to me "can we go back to yours please baby"
and i agree that we leave around 1.30 - its around 1.03 when i took that video.
I keep telling her how hard im gonna fuck her with flirty comments and she replies the same. KM has got her head facing towards the wall in the corner but im facing everyone else and my best friends ex gf who i went to the club in January with, came up to this level with us, she took a video of me and this girl then ran away, probably to show KL, but i didnt wanna say anything as it would startle KM and possibly move her away from me or make her hands move from out my jeans. We are dancing and kissing and then she says "lets go now daddy" so i agree and we get in an uber back to my house. we get in the back and we are both abit pissed but i remember we started making out so aggressively in the back of this uber and i remember feeling quite sorry for this uber driver and we are all over eachother (our seatbelts arent on jfl) and then we get back to my place.
Now me and my mum have this rule where she says i always have to tell her if a girls coming back but obviously i didnt know i was gonna meet her and i hadnt been to this club in so long so i snuck her in my room. My mum was fast asleep anyways.
I dont really have to spell what happens next but you can guess what happened at mine.
I woke up to her still in my bed on Sunday (this mustve been around 10am) but my family had gone to church and it was just me and her in the house. We made out again and she told me she had work at 1 but she sucked me off before leaving the house. I offered to drive her to work but she said she would get her dad to pick her up.
I had such a fucking good night this Saturday and im not sure what to call it but i think its a ascension from what i used to look like to now.
Im 6"2 but when i was in the club i got height mogged by this 7"2 guy and surprisingly he didnt get any play. Maybe its because he was too tall and abit frail that nobody really looked at him. Heres a pic (please ignore how my eyes look, i did packet in the bathrooms) :
He was so fucking tall man. But not in an attractive or halo way, more so freakish.
Im gonna go to that club again on 10th JULY but the experience this Saturday was so good and maybe shoot a YouTube video clubbing and dropping game in a different city like Liverpool or Brighton. Ive got about 12 girls on my roster at the moment and they all think im gonna marry them or something so ill have to bin them off to pursue this, although, if i ascend more, they wont care as theyll view talking to me as me doing them a favour.
I do appreciate you for reading this thread, more coming soon w proof vids and such, cheers lads x
