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Lthirdmaxx
- Masseter hypertrophy
- Bigger/flatter chin via bonesmashing (or is bonesmashing literally a meme someone please just tell me jfl)

Eyeareamaxx
- Thicken/darken eyebrows
- Eye colour lightening via contacts
- Darken lower eyelashes (thanks to @larsanova69 )

Heightmaxx(/fraud)
- Shoes with fatter soles
- Subtle lifts

Hairmaxx
- Moderate to longer length (anything but a fucking fade jfl)

Gymmaxx
- Increase neck size
- Uppers/lowers development

Skinmaxx
- Clear skin
- Tan

Accessorymaxx (face)
- Whiten teeth
- 2-5mm length facial hair (only if dense)

Dickmaxx
- Increase length/girth

Add anything I’m missing (sure it’s quite a lot), can be anything non-surgical that increases SMV.
 
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Leanmaxxing, Castor Oil/minox on Eyebrow/Eyelash
 
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lejend said:
Lthirdmaxx
- Masseter hypertrophy
- Bigger/flatter chin via bonesmashing (or is bonesmashing literally a meme someone please just tell me jfl)

Eyeareamaxx
- Thicken/darken eyebrows
- Eye colour lightening via contacts
- Darken lower eyelashes (thanks to @larsanova69 )

Heightmaxx(/fraud)
- Shoes with fatter soles
- Subtle lifts

Hairmaxx
- Moderate to longer length (anything but a fucking fade jfl)

Gymmaxx
- Increase neck size
- Uppers/lowers development

Skinmaxx
- Clear skin
- Tan

Accessorymaxx (face)
- Whiten teeth
- 2-5mm length facial hair (only if dense)

Dickmaxx
- Increase length/girth

Add anything I’m missing (sure it’s quite a lot), can be anything non-surgical that increases SMV.
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tretinoin

also yes bonesmashing is a meme don't bother
 
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River Gang
 
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Framemaxx

Megadosing some supplements

Basic skincare products
 
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nonserviam said:
Framemaxx

Megadosing some supplements

Basic skincare products
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Good points,
By framemaxxing are you referring to hypertrophy of the medial delts or suggesting a change in bone structure?
 
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lejend said:
Good points,
By framemaxxing are you referring to hypertrophy of the medial delts or suggesting a change in bone structure?
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clavicle gains aren’t gonna happen if past puberty but working out delts/traps/back is important to look big
 
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posture maxxing
 
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high IQ greycel thread btw
 
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lejend said:
Lthirdmaxx
- Masseter hypertrophy
- Bigger/flatter chin via bonesmashing (or is bonesmashing literally a meme someone please just tell me jfl)

Eyeareamaxx
- Thicken/darken eyebrows
- Eye colour lightening via contacts
- Darken lower eyelashes (thanks to @larsanova69 )

Heightmaxx(/fraud)
- Shoes with fatter soles
- Subtle lifts

Hairmaxx
- Moderate to longer length (anything but a fucking fade jfl)

Gymmaxx
- Increase neck size
- Uppers/lowers development

Skinmaxx
- Clear skin
- Tan

Accessorymaxx (face)
- Whiten teeth
- 2-5mm length facial hair (only if dense)

Dickmaxx
- Increase length/girth

Add anything I’m missing (sure it’s quite a lot), can be anything non-surgical that increases SMV.
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Bonesmashing is a meme right
 
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ItsNotADream said:
high IQ greycel thread btw
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Greycels have gotten better. I remember days when every greycel post retarded bluepill stuff like " Looks are not everything" or " personality is very important"
 
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Facial hair, Lannister max.
 
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Bill Bruce said:
sure why not
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foken greycel stole my thread idea ngl

was going to make a megathread on all softmaxxes and how to do it
 
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river mogs
 
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ItsNotADream said:
Leanmaxxing is so legit I wouldn't even call it softmaxxing
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Leanmaxxing is the main looksmaxx, even better than surgery.

You can't even know what surgeries you need if you aren't lean.

Gymmaxxing is also very good but only if you manage to stay lean.
Women like muscles but not muscles under fat or a bloated face.
 
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ItsNotADream said:
Leanmaxxing is so legit I wouldn't even call it softmaxxing
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Softmaxx is called so because it's non-invasive, non-surgical, not because it's not effective.
 
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I would also consider tatoomaxxing a softmaxx. If you get tattoos get a nice looking sleeve. Make sure you can cover up your tattoos with clothes, so no neck/face tattoos.
 
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Great thread tbh
 
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mmm said:
Great thread tbh
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thanks man, i’ve given the go ahead to @Ocelot so I’m sure he’ll gather everything from here and formulate it into something real good.
 
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lejend said:
thanks man, i’ve given the go ahead to @Ocelot so I’m sure he’ll gather everything from here and formulate it into something real good.
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looking forward to it @Ocelot
 
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That moment when u have everithing from the list.Feels good man.Mashaallah
 
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bone smashing is a meme
 
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U missed the most important thing and only one thing that matters

BEARD
 
Ctrl+f shower
One job... And you've all failed
 
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Good list I would add
Voicemaxxing
Smellmaxxing (figure out some deodorant that doesn’t smell like shit
Fashionmax (don’t dress like a retard)

these won’t make much of a difference but every bit counts
 
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Idfkbruh said:
Good list I would add
Voicemaxxing
Smellmaxxing (figure out some deodorant that doesn’t smell like shit
Fashionmax (don’t dress like a retard)

these won’t make much of a difference but every bit counts
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Good input mate, thanks
 
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lejend said:
Lthirdmaxx
- Masseter hypertrophy
- Bigger/flatter chin via bonesmashing (or is bonesmashing literally a meme someone please just tell me jfl)

Eyeareamaxx
- Thicken/darken eyebrows
- Eye colour lightening via contacts
- Darken lower eyelashes (thanks to @larsanova69 )

Heightmaxx(/fraud)
- Shoes with fatter soles
- Subtle lifts

Hairmaxx
- Moderate to longer length (anything but a fucking fade jfl)

Gymmaxx
- Increase neck size
- Uppers/lowers development

Skinmaxx
- Clear skin
- Tan

Accessorymaxx (face)
- Whiten teeth
- 2-5mm length facial hair (only if dense)

Dickmaxx
- Increase length/girth

Add anything I’m missing (sure it’s quite a lot), can be anything non-surgical that increases SMV.
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youre not smashing your face hard enough.. use a hammer and make sure you break your facial bones because they will rejuvenate into chad bones
 
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mkoomz said:
youre not smashing your face hard enough.. use a hammer and make sure you break your facial bones because they will rejuvenate into chad bones
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i’ve yet to see a single review/B&A regarding bonesmashing, i’m aware of wolff’s law, but probably won’t do it as there hasn’t been any research on looksmaxx/vanity specific bone hypertrophy.
 
lejend said:
i mentioned facial hair. muppet
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YEah but 2-5 mm

I mean real man beard like guy at my avi

NWM, i thought it will be at lower third maxing, because it make lower third looks better

Also, disagree with only if Dense, watch Gandy, DI Vaio, MArlon T, no one has so dense facial hair

Very dense facial hair dont looks good
 
Hoodmaxxing ngl, alot of users claim it as cope but myself and alot of others have seen legit results
 
oldcell said:
YEah but 2-5 mm

I mean real man beard like guy at my avi

NWM, i thought it will be at lower third maxing, because it make lower third looks better

Also, disagree with only if Dense, watch Gandy, DI Vaio, MArlon T, no one has so dense facial hair

Very dense facial hair dont looks good
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long beard looks gross imo. starting to attract men at that point.

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never heard woman say “he has such a nice big beard” jfl

It’s a cope for fat people who are high E to tell themselves they are manly
 
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I would add betacarotenemaxxing or better carrotmaxxing, legit complement to tan and good for healthmaxxing.
 
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