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A tier list of softmaxxes that I have tried based on how much they have ascended me. Please note that all of these get brutally mogged by hardmaxxing.

S TIER: Lumify eye drops, gymmaxxing, calorie deficit/reta
A TIER: Shoe lifts, tinted sunscreen, accutane, tanning drops
B TIER: Tazarotene, HGH, eyebrow grooming, botox, benzoyl peroxide
C TIER: GHK-CU, basic debloating, hydrocortisone cream
D TIER: Niacinamide, MT2, Tiktok diet (red meat good seed oil bad blah blah)
F TIER/WASTE OF TIME: Sunbathing (descended me), topical minoxidil, facial hair, bonesmashing

Thanks for reading.
 
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Worst tier list ever
 
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how minoxidil is a waste of time? :feelswat:
 
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Somatropin said:
A tier list of softmaxxes that I have tried based on how much they have ascended me. Please note that all of these get brutally mogged by hardmaxxing.

S TIER: Lumify eye drops, gymmaxxing, calorie deficit/reta
A TIER: Shoe lifts, tinted sunscreen, accutane, tanning drops
B TIER: Tazarotene, HGH, eyebrow grooming, botox, benzoyl peroxide
C TIER: GHK-CU, basic debloating, hydrocortisone cream
D TIER: Niacinamide, MT2, Tiktok diet (red meat good seed oil bad blah blah)
F TIER/WASTE OF TIME: Sunbathing (descended me), topical minoxidil, facial hair, bonesmashing

Thanks for reading.
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what do Lumify eye drops do?
 
this is the worst softmaxing tier list holy dudes doing fucking purple matressmaxxing
fucking feathersoft maxxing i wouldnt even call this softmaxing :lul:
 
Starborn said:
this is the worst softmaxing tier list holy dudes doing fucking purple matressmaxxing
fucking feathersoft maxxing i wouldnt even call this softmaxing :lul:
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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: drop your methods then im down to try anything
 
Starborn said:
what do Lumify eye drops do?
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they make your sclera super white within 2 min. Ascends both your eye area and colouring (2 most important things for looks) to a high degree.
 
Somatropin said:
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: drop your methods then im down to try anything
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theres way better softmaxes im not gonna leak the best ones because your a tiktok normie but il just name a couple
lets see fucking dental appliances like Pallet expander mse. those are softmaxes in my opinon.
Fat dissolvers
diy filler
theres so much better softmaxes then the shit you put on here nigga :lul:
 
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Starborn said:
theres way better softmaxes im not gonna leak the best ones because your a tiktok normie but il just name a couple
lets see fucking dental appliances like Pallet expander mse. those are softmaxes in my opinon.
Fat dissolvers
diy filler
theres so much better softmaxes then the shit you put on here nigga :lul:
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obv because I haven't tried them retard. It clearly says "that I have tried" But yeah im planning on pinning aqualyx into my love handles to get that Jeff seid look. And diy filler is autistic and for brokecels
 
Somatropin said:
obv because I haven't tried them retard. It clearly says "that I have tried" But yeah im planning on pinning aqualyx into my love handles to get that Jeff seid look. And diy filler is autistic and for brokecels
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oh its still shit even if its the ones you've tried
 
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Somatropin said:
A tier list of softmaxxes that I have tried based on how much they have ascended me. Please note that all of these get brutally mogged by hardmaxxing.

S TIER: Lumify eye drops, gymmaxxing, calorie deficit/reta
A TIER: Shoe lifts, tinted sunscreen, accutane, tanning drops
B TIER: Tazarotene, HGH, eyebrow grooming, botox, benzoyl peroxide
C TIER: GHK-CU, basic debloating, hydrocortisone cream
D TIER: Niacinamide, MT2, Tiktok diet (red meat good seed oil bad blah blah)
F TIER/WASTE OF TIME: Sunbathing (descended me), topical minoxidil, facial hair, bonesmashing

Thanks for reading.
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how come mt2 is so below self tanning drops?
 
Dying eyelashes S tier for sure.
Even without really long lashes and without dying eyebrows it was what got noticed the most by normal people.
Water but EVERYONE should be doing this more important than haircuts and it’s €2 a fucking month
 
Dio Brando said:
Dying eyelashes S tier for sure.
Even without really long lashes and without dying eyebrows it was what got noticed the most by normal people.
Water but EVERYONE should be doing this more important than haircuts and it’s €2 a fucking month
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what if you have mediterranean genes and already have dark ass eyelashes
 
Dio Brando said:
Dying eyelashes S tier for sure.
Even without really long lashes and without dying eyebrows it was what got noticed the most by normal people.
Water but EVERYONE should be doing this more important than haircuts and it’s €2 a fucking month
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what dye did you use?
Somatropin said:
they make your sclera super white within 2 min. Ascends both your eye area and colouring (2 most important things for looks) to a high degree.
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do you have a source for this shit ? thx man
 
theres no way peps is softmax
 
Somatropin said:
A tier list of softmaxxes that I have tried based on how much they have ascended me. Please note that all of these get brutally mogged by hardmaxxing.

S TIER: Lumify eye drops, gymmaxxing, calorie deficit/reta
A TIER: Shoe lifts, tinted sunscreen, accutane, tanning drops
B TIER: Tazarotene, HGH, eyebrow grooming, botox, benzoyl peroxide
C TIER: GHK-CU, basic debloating, hydrocortisone cream
D TIER: Niacinamide, MT2, Tiktok diet (red meat good seed oil bad blah blah)
F TIER/WASTE OF TIME: Sunbathing (descended me), topical minoxidil, facial hair, bonesmashing

Thanks for reading.
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topical vitamin c before bed. castor oil + peppermint oil on eyebrows and eyelashes
 
santoryu said:
topical vitamin c before bed. castor oil + peppermint oil on eyebrows and eyelashes
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Did anyone ever find out if oral castor oil actually worked
 
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topical vitamin c before bed
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women do this to look pale nigga :ROFLMAO: as a man u need retinol and skin barrier support + moisture if u wanna look young, for the night cream. You don't need vitamin C
 
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women do this to look pale nigga :ROFLMAO: as a man u need retinol and skin barrier support + moisture if u wanna look young, for the night cream. You don't need vitamin C
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it makes your skin glow, you can benefit from it even if you are pale
 
Dio Brando said:
Did anyone ever find out if oral castor oil actually worked
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i've been applying it topically and taking it orally and have seen good results so far
 
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Somatropin said:
A tier list of softmaxxes that I have tried based on how much they have ascended me. Please note that all of these get brutally mogged by hardmaxxing.

S TIER: Lumify eye drops, gymmaxxing, calorie deficit/reta
A TIER: Shoe lifts, tinted sunscreen, accutane, tanning drops
B TIER: Tazarotene, HGH, eyebrow grooming, botox, benzoyl peroxide
C TIER: GHK-CU, basic debloating, hydrocortisone cream
D TIER: Niacinamide, MT2, Tiktok diet (red meat good seed oil bad blah blah)
F TIER/WASTE OF TIME: Sunbathing (descended me), topical minoxidil, facial hair, bonesmashing

Thanks for reading.
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How is taz b tier and how is topical minox F tier.You know nothing topical minox for brows and lashes is game changer and oral bloats u hella.
 
badorb said:
How is taz b tier and how is topical minox F tier.You know nothing topical minox for brows and lashes is game changer and oral bloats u hella.
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topical minoxidil doesn't do anything for lashes cuz you have to apply it on the hair follicle jfl. Unless you like burning your eyelids
 
no
 
Somatropin said:
A tier list of softmaxxes that I have tried based on how much they have ascended me. Please note that all of these get brutally mogged by hardmaxxing.

S TIER: Lumify eye drops, gymmaxxing, calorie deficit/reta
A TIER: Shoe lifts, tinted sunscreen, accutane, tanning drops
B TIER: Tazarotene, HGH, eyebrow grooming, botox, benzoyl peroxide
C TIER: GHK-CU, basic debloating, hydrocortisone cream
D TIER: Niacinamide, MT2, Tiktok diet (red meat good seed oil bad blah blah)
F TIER/WASTE OF TIME: Sunbathing (descended me), topical minoxidil, facial hair, bonesmashing

Thanks for reading.
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how is minox in F tier :lul:
 
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