sub5pslathlete
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Ok retards, I think I am getting the hang of this life shit. Been on a mad run recently fuck. If you have been keeping up with my shit profile you’d know that I have been upping my softmaxx game, it is very beneficial before going out, u need to try do whatever you can to gain an edge on faggots. Anyways here we go.
First off (cope? Idk, it’s basic so don’t comment on it)
- skincare - don’t be a retard with this just clean ur face, USE AN EYE CREAM. U don’t want to look sickly as fuck.
- TINTED BB CREAM - this is fucking amazing, before u say make up muh muh, shut the fuck up lmao I know so many Normies who use this and it helps a fuck ton.
- CURL CREAM FOR HAIR- I have curly hair and I’m trying to grow out Greek curls hairstyle for that sort of beach look like Marlon texieria, so I haven’t been getting haircuts, the least I can do is make my current hair look Mogger, I do this by using MIELLES Rosemary Mint Styling Cream, paired with peppermint oil to scrunch out the crunchiness.
- EYEBROW TINT AND LASH TINT - tint the fuckkkkkkk out of those lashes, not ur brows tho unless u have NONE. Just fill in the patchy areas of ur eyebrows and yeah. The lash tint does me wonders make me a lot more striking when paired with the next thing I do.
- CONTACTS - yeah I don’t care bro, fuck u, contacts are such a good fucking softmaxx when used properly. Look at guys like Toni Mahfud and that Arab guy literally became exotic CHAD MODELS by frauding with professional contacts, I either use a nice realistic green dark green or HAZEL.
- LIFTS - I am 6’2, push 6’3 when I wear Jordan 4’s. But I am just a horrific insecure clown so I need more and I want more, 1.2 inch lifts off Amazon and they make me like 6”4, eviscerated. Boom
Now, for the cherry on top, this is what will make ur oneitis feral
- FUROSEMIDEEEEEEE @pneumocystosis u fucking beauty, put me onto this. I take 120mg that’s my personal custom dose. Before u say cope, this is how I look on it JFL (and also with every other softmaxx on this list). You don’t believe me, look at my other threads, or this pic.
Anyways, thanks for reading
Here’s a brag video. I had to be quick and yes I cropped the face @Clavicular
First off (cope? Idk, it’s basic so don’t comment on it)
- skincare - don’t be a retard with this just clean ur face, USE AN EYE CREAM. U don’t want to look sickly as fuck.
- TINTED BB CREAM - this is fucking amazing, before u say make up muh muh, shut the fuck up lmao I know so many Normies who use this and it helps a fuck ton.
- CURL CREAM FOR HAIR- I have curly hair and I’m trying to grow out Greek curls hairstyle for that sort of beach look like Marlon texieria, so I haven’t been getting haircuts, the least I can do is make my current hair look Mogger, I do this by using MIELLES Rosemary Mint Styling Cream, paired with peppermint oil to scrunch out the crunchiness.
- EYEBROW TINT AND LASH TINT - tint the fuckkkkkkk out of those lashes, not ur brows tho unless u have NONE. Just fill in the patchy areas of ur eyebrows and yeah. The lash tint does me wonders make me a lot more striking when paired with the next thing I do.
- CONTACTS - yeah I don’t care bro, fuck u, contacts are such a good fucking softmaxx when used properly. Look at guys like Toni Mahfud and that Arab guy literally became exotic CHAD MODELS by frauding with professional contacts, I either use a nice realistic green dark green or HAZEL.
- LIFTS - I am 6’2, push 6’3 when I wear Jordan 4’s. But I am just a horrific insecure clown so I need more and I want more, 1.2 inch lifts off Amazon and they make me like 6”4, eviscerated. Boom
Now, for the cherry on top, this is what will make ur oneitis feral
- FUROSEMIDEEEEEEE @pneumocystosis u fucking beauty, put me onto this. I take 120mg that’s my personal custom dose. Before u say cope, this is how I look on it JFL (and also with every other softmaxx on this list). You don’t believe me, look at my other threads, or this pic.
Anyways, thanks for reading
Here’s a brag video. I had to be quick and yes I cropped the face @Clavicular
