Softmaxxing alternatives for every surgery

[Deleted member 21863]

• Huge nose - better camera, apply contour, beardmax
• Acne - foundationmax
• Midget - amnesia elevator shoes + hair gel + vertical stripes (6 inches easy)
• Balding? I'm sorry it's finished
• shitty voice? Get a non client facing job and download voice modulator and only interact with people through ur phone
• Small dick? Have sex in the dark
• Recessed maxilla? Listen to this everyday

If there are any i forgot remind me to add them

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

bellafill is non surgical for penis and its permanent.

if you are girthlet its a god sent treatment.

you can get fat graft too but idk which mogs.

 

[Deleted member 21863]

bellafill is non surgical for penis and its permanent.

if you are girthlet its a god sent treatment.

you can get fat graft too but idk which mogs.

just apply plaster of Paris on dick to get permanent erection 24/7

 

[Deleted member 3672]

Surprised you didn’t mention hair system for balding.

 

[Deleted member 21863]

Surprised you didn’t mention hair system for balding.

shh dont leak my secret brah

 

[Sir Galachad]

Fillers are no softmax per se, but not as hard as implants.

 

[Deleted member 3672]

Clamping, Stretching, Hanging, Jelqing and Bathmate for penis.

Voice, cancermaxx with cigarettes and hard liquor.

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

bellafill is non surgical for penis and its permanent.

if you are girthlet its a god sent treatment.

you can get fat graft too but idk which mogs.

i just read fat injection feels soft compared to fillers which feel firm.

 

[Deleted member 21863]

Fillers are no softmax per se, but not as hard as implants.

I'm surprised full face transplant isn't a thing by now

 

[Deleted member 21179]

Everything you said its incorrect. This is the correct answer:

- Big nose: mewing and subliminal
- Acne/Skin/Hair/Teeth: fruits and vegetables. 3-4 liters of water a day. nofap/semen retention for at least 2-3 weeks per month, teethcare and skincare.
- Small dick: kegel exercises and subliminals
- Recessed maxilla: MEWING
- Protrusive eyes: MEWING

 

[Deleted member 21863]

Everything you said its incorrect. This is the correct answer:

- Big nose: mewing and chewing
- Acne/Skin/Hair/Teeth: fruits and vegetables. 3-4 liters of water a day. nofap/semen retention for at least 2-3 weeks per month and skincare if you want.
- Small dick: kegel exercises and subliminals
- Recessed maxilla: MEWING
- Protrusive eyes: MEWING

Woha nigga. Didnt read

 

[Deleted member 21179]

Woha nigga. Didnt read

 

[Deleted member 21863]

wtf