"softmaxxing" fucking sucks and most don't work

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Eyelash dying = barely makes a difference most the time + your js damaging your eyebrows leading to eventual loss
Eyebrow dying = makes a bigger difference but same issue to a higher degree, your eyebrows are going to be fucked in a year
Lip cutting (stupid) = makes you look like a clown, it doesnt look real, plus you have to keep doing it
mc cutting = you have to keep risking (one small mistake its wraps) blindness just to look a little cooler every week
Debloating = this is absolute cope (drinking coconut water n bananas), just dont eat like a dumbass (sodium)
pink vaseline = only lasts for 3 hours MAX, then its gone, its just stupid to keep reapplying
Latisse, tretinoin = you have to keep doing this shit forever or all of your gains are gone + for lattise your risking darkening your iris (lighter iris mogs way more then having a bit thicker lashes) and tret doesn't really do shit unless you have a bit of acne
Bone smashing = risking future brain damage just for some temp swelling (maybe a little bit of fibrosis ig) is retarded, whats the point of looking slightly better just to be put in a home at 25 years old

I may be fear mongering a bit but this shit is mostly true.


Not Cope:
Growing your hair out (for most people), fixing skin quality, castor oil (or other no risk solutions) on eyelashes and eyebrows, using facial hair to fraud your face, posture kinda helps, nutrition (puberty),

It's all really fun and exciting to do in the beginning, but the cope of "I still can do stuff to save myself:feelshah:" stops working after a month.If it was over before its probably going to stay over (unless you do something else) Most of these benefits are temporary and are a hassle to maintain. None of them are going to make you significantly better looking anyway. Frick all those coping softmaxxing threads.:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:



@Mai Sakurajima. @sh1ny_flakes431 @ramuscel.
@cb006
 
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all about bonesmashing mane
 
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Works if u have an average or good base

If ur average then you’ll look slightly better so def noticeable

If ur Htn+ base but just fat and bad grooming then ofc softmaxxing will work


Hopefully I worded that right
 
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Forgot to mention the best one

Gym
 
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Eyelash dying = barely makes a difference most the time + your js damaging your eyebrows leading to eventual loss
Eyebrow dying = makes a bigger difference but same issue to a higher degree, your eyebrows are going to be fucked in a year
Lip cutting (stupid) = makes you look like a clown, it doesnt look real, plus you have to keep doing it
mc cutting = you have to keep risking (one small mistake its wraps) blindness just to look a little cooler every week
Debloating = this is absolute cope (drinking coconut water n bananas), just dont eat like a dumbass (sodium)
pink vaseline = only lasts for 3 hours MAX, then its gone, its just stupid to keep reapplying
Latisse, tretinoin = you have to keep doing this shit forever or all of your gains are gone + for lattise your risking darkening your iris (lighter iris mogs way more then having a bit thicker lashes) and tret doesn't really do shit unless you have a bit of acne
Bone smashing = risking future brain damage just for some temp swelling (maybe a little bit of fibrosis ig) is retarded, whats the point of looking slightly better just to be put in a home at 25 years old

I may be fear mongering a bit but this shit is mostly true.


Not Cope:
Growing your hair out (for most people), fixing skin quality, castor oil (or other no risk solutions) on eyelashes and eyebrows, using facial hair to fraud your face, posture kinda helps, nutrition (puberty),

It's all really fun and exciting to do in the beginning, but the cope of "I still can do stuff to save myself:feelshah:" stops working after a month.If it was over before its probably going to stay over (unless you do something else) Most of these benefits are temporary and are a hassle to maintain. None of them are going to make you significantly better looking anyway. Frick all those coping softmaxxing threads.:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:



@Mai Sakurajima. @sh1ny_flakes431 @ramuscel.
@cb006
what y'all know about ball smashing
 
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Yes, all of that is cope and you have to ask if it’s worth the money, time, effort everyday or every week or whatever. That’s what foids do with makeup.

Hardmaxxing is the way to go, get the surgery once and you’re done.
 
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lowkey true but might as well take what you can get, everything has a risk to it at the end of the day
 
Eyelash dying = barely makes a difference most the time + your js damaging your eyebrows leading to eventual loss
Eyebrow dying = makes a bigger difference but same issue to a higher degree, your eyebrows are going to be fucked in a year
Lip cutting (stupid) = makes you look like a clown, it doesnt look real, plus you have to keep doing it
mc cutting = you have to keep risking (one small mistake its wraps) blindness just to look a little cooler every week
Debloating = this is absolute cope (drinking coconut water n bananas), just dont eat like a dumbass (sodium)
pink vaseline = only lasts for 3 hours MAX, then its gone, its just stupid to keep reapplying
Latisse, tretinoin = you have to keep doing this shit forever or all of your gains are gone + for lattise your risking darkening your iris (lighter iris mogs way more then having a bit thicker lashes) and tret doesn't really do shit unless you have a bit of acne
Bone smashing = risking future brain damage just for some temp swelling (maybe a little bit of fibrosis ig) is retarded, whats the point of looking slightly better just to be put in a home at 25 years old

I may be fear mongering a bit but this shit is mostly true.


Not Cope:
Growing your hair out (for most people), fixing skin quality, castor oil (or other no risk solutions) on eyelashes and eyebrows, using facial hair to fraud your face, posture kinda helps, nutrition (puberty),

It's all really fun and exciting to do in the beginning, but the cope of "I still can do stuff to save myself:feelshah:" stops working after a month.If it was over before its probably going to stay over (unless you do something else) Most of these benefits are temporary and are a hassle to maintain. None of them are going to make you significantly better looking anyway. Frick all those coping softmaxxing threads.:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:



@Mai Sakurajima. @sh1ny_flakes431 @ramuscel.
@cb006
Softmaxxing only matters when you already have an alright base
 
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