¹⁰¹Softmaxxing guide

[GigaChud271]

¹⁰¹Softmaxxing guide quick guide, ima try to make it as simple as possible to understand so yall faggots can read it and understand (any hate comment will be tolerated, also you can help by sending sum that shouldve been added or not, idrc) Softmaxxing is important, first maximize the basics then u can think of hardmaxxing in the future if necessary, enough w the yapping Lil Music for while u read, good reading session.

Spoiler: Eye area

Eye area is possibly the easiest one, its literally so simple a autistic tosdler could do it, getting started.
First, start by thickening your eyebrows by using either minoxidil (oral, topical or foam) or a serum dedicated to hair growth, like ordinary serum for example, you can find minoxidil for really cheap (oral 5mg ≈ 16$, kirkland topical 5% ≈ 18$, foam (being the worst one) ≈ 20 to 35$ + use some sort of microneedling (dermaroller, dermastamp, dermapen etc), if you wanna grow eyelashes get oral minox or a dedicated serum, exampleordinary serum (≈10 to 15$).
results:

(not mine, i took it from a random nigga on reddit)

Second, buy yourself beard dye or hair dye (atleast 2 shades darker than your hair color but if your hair is really light coloured, buy dark brown, apply it safely (im gonna put a good tiktok video in the end of the thread), colouring your lashes and brows is good to help creating a better contrast on your face.
examples:

View attachment 4868387(these are the two colors i reccomend the most)

Third, (for em t50cels) colored contacts. simple as that, put that shit on yo eye balls and all of a sudden everyone is interested in you (the hardmaxxing option (for those who have money) laser iris depigmentation.), clean your sclera with sum eye drops, shape your eyebrows (dont shave, js shape them nicely, pluck em excess of hair and shid) curl em lashes upwards & finally learn how to squintmaxx Properly, you ARE gonna look stupid doing this but, stand infront od a mirror and start squinting, when you find the perfect squint, hold that and train how to stay in that position for long time and never let go

Spoiler: Facial hair

This one is really simple and theres nun much to talm bou, either grow a goatee + mustache combo (can also help hiding your recessed chin if you have one, and the mustache can help w some shit like, hiding your shitty mouth width and hiding your philtrum if long af) or you can grow a subtle beard and dye it a dark color (can boost a lot your facial contrast)

Spoiler: Skin

Skin is one of the most important by far (lit cover ur entire body) for skin care (your diet also has a lot to do with this so, fix your diet first/while doing skin care) js stick to the basics its what works, get retinol, exfoliator, Vit C, SPF, Accutane or Vitamin A (accutane is literally mostly based off of Vit A(you can find Vit A in foods, so heres a chart w the foods that has the most Vit A

yes this is the first pic i found on google, jfl), cleanser. Tan or Bleach skin this one heavily depends on You if you think you look better tan, then tan, if you think you look better pale, then either bleach your skin or dont step outside. Debloating forget all the no sodium full potassium shit, js get 4mg of Vitamin C intake everyday (from fruits or from those lil circles u drop on the water) it acts like a antioxidant for ur gut so it balances fluids, It debloats But IF youre a fat fuck, stop eating, jfl, honestly if youre a fat fuck, js kys or hit gym already ffs, if youre fat, fuk off my thread nigga.

Spoiler: Gym

This one is really easy, you can use gym to widen your bideltoid and get muscles, js dont become a huge ass nigga and youll be fine, this is some shit you can do to grow em Delts, Lateral raises (use the heaviest weight you can WHILE keeping good form) Shoulder press (use js the top half of the movement, its been proven that by doing only the top half you focus on front delts more since if you go down youre utilizing your side delts too) (for all of this, USE THE HEAVIEST WEIGHT YOU CAN WHILE KEEPING GOOD FORM) for rear delts js do reverse flies on em pec dec machine and youll be good to go (i reccomend doing rear delts in back day, my own personal split is a PPL (push pull legs) cuz im a pussy, its pretty good tho, i can drop if yall want, js HMU

Spoiler: Hair

Pretty simple, find the cut that suits you the best, grow to that lenght [or] cut it to that lenght, maintain. Hair care shampoo every other day, conditioner everyday, incase u wanna use hair mask, use the hair mask instead of the conditioner in that specific day only, ion reccomend doing hair mask anything more than twice a month, Products to style, js the basics, hair spray or sea salt spray, clay or pomade or gel, learn the best style for you

Spoiler: Bonesmashing

you can use bonesmashing to cause a hematoma that then will ossify and create "new" bones, areas to bonesmash: Chin, Zygos, Ramus, Gonion and Supras+Browridge+Infras, to cause a hematoma you gotta hit your bone really strong till it create a bruise, it will then ossify (the "new" bone wont be as big as the second after the bonesmashing session), bonesmashing can also be useful to fraud in photos or irl (i personally bonesmash before school and at school i ask teachers to go to the bathroom and then i get in a random stall, pull my hammer and start smashing my face) pretty useful to fraud ngl

If its missing shit (ik it is), its solely bcuz im a fucking chud and im too lazy to type anything anymore, and also ion have time to make my thread gay (adding colors and shi, if yall want next time i can put sum subway surfers gameplay on some real shit) anyways, GigaChud271 out.

 

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