Some Christians that can pray for me?

[Hernan]

As corny as it sounds there’s something I’m so down on my knees for you wouldn’t believe it. I need someone else to help me pray to God to get what I want. Best to keep this in pm.
@Jesus_ist_König ?

 

[jeffersonmogs54321]

I will help you even tho I question my faith a bit

 

[Tyler1]

My honest reaction

 

[shedontluv-U]

No

 

[Hernan]

I will help you even tho I question my faith a bit

thanks a lot, I’m so down bad for this I need divine approval so any help is appreciated more than you’d know.

 

[Former Shortcel]

@iblamexyz help a brotha out

 

[Mogs Me]

Hernan when he asks for someone to pray for him but they genuinely start the prayer with “alhamdullilah”

 

[iblamexyz]

@iblamexyz help a brotha out

I will but he has me on ignore kek

 

[thomasjiooo]

As corny as it sounds there’s something I’m so down on my knees for you wouldn’t believe it. I need someone else to help me pray to God to get what I want. Best to keep this in pm.
@Jesus_ist_König ?

Dm

 

[stonecold trucel]

you got it bro

 

[Former Shortcel]

I will but he has me on ignore kek

What did you do lmao

 

[iblamexyz]

What did you do lmao

idk but I prayed for him

 

[Former Shortcel]

idk but I prayed for him

Awesome

 

[Grievous]

idk but I prayed for him

 

[Hernan]

idk but I prayed for him

You’re unignored check pm.

 

[Hernan]

Hernan when he asks for someone to pray for him but they genuinely start the prayer with “alhamdullilah”

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[Grievous]

I will but he has me on ignore kek

wait getting mods to put u on ignore might be the meta

in past experiences they end up banning me if I annoy them instead like Ali n resistance
@Starborn

 

[whiteegyptian]

god doesnt exist im not going to chant words like a schizo for a nameless guy on an incel forum

 

[Hernan]

wait getting mods to put u on ignore might be the meta

Trust me it ain’t.

 

[coastal]

As corny as it sounds there’s something I’m so down on my knees for you wouldn’t believe it. I need someone else to help me pray to God to get what I want. Best to keep this in pm.
@Jesus_ist_König ?

i gotchu bhai, my next prayer rope goes out to you

 

[HtnceI]

Hope you get well

 

[Ahmed88]

Why not pray for yourself?

No genuine follower of Christianity (or any religion for that matter) would do that for you, this is probably blasphemous because it instrumentalises God as a mere mean to contingent sef interests, negating the character of prayer as an act of faith, constituted communion and reverence.

Sooo this would most likely backfire

 

[Shirobon]

As corny as it sounds there’s something I’m so down on my knees for you wouldn’t believe it. I need someone else to help me pray to God to get what I want. Best to keep this in pm.
@Jesus_ist_König ?

genuinely what do u want so badly

 

[Hernan]

genuinely what do u want so badly

Pm only.

 

[TrueGilgamesh]

ill include it in the prayer i do before sleeping

 

[Hernan]

Hope you get well

Thanks

Why not pray for yourself?

No genuine follower of Christianity (or any religion for that matter) would do that for you, this is probably blasphemous because it instrumentalises God as a mere mean to contingent sef interests, negating the character of prayer as an act of faith, constituted communion and reverence.

Sooo this would most likely backfire

I don’t think it will if my intentions are pure.

 

[Shirobon]

Pm only.

if its something related to looks or money god not giving u shi bro

 

[ascension]

@asdvek we used to get people begging for money, now they just begging for "prayers"

Sad state of affairs

 

[asdvek]

@asdvek we used to get people begging for money, now they just begging for "prayers"

Sad state of affairs

The fact that this forum is being moderated by people that think muh god exists is crazy

Like dude thinks his life will become better because of "praying to a non existent deity" like a schizophrenic

 

[Hernan]

if its something related to looks or money god not giving u shi bro

Mostly neither but that first one worked for me once.

@asdvek we used to get people begging for money, now they just begging for "prayers"

Sad state of affairs

Sad state indeed.

 

[Ahmed88]

I don’t think it will if my intentions are pure.

Prayer is seen as relational faithdriven participation in God, not a neutral force that becomes effective based on your subjective intent alone.So even if your intentions are ,,pure", if the underlying stance is still "I reject God but want the benefits through others" Christianity (and most religions) would say the structure is inconsistent with what prayer is and therefore unvalid

 

[ascension]

The fact that this forum is being moderated by people that think muh god exists is crazy

Like dude thinks his life will become better because of "praying to a non existent deity" like a schizophrenic

Nah I think his sky God might actually grant his wishes. Despite the millions of people around the world suffering from disease, famine and war, God will pick this guy's wishes for sure

 

[Shirobon]

Prayer is seen as relational faithdriven participation in God, not a neutral force that becomes effective based on your subjective intent alone.So even if your intentions are ,,pure", if the underlying stance is still "I reject God but want the benefits through others" Christianity (and most religions) would say the structure is inconsistent with what prayer is and therefore unvalid

smartie pants

 

[Hernan]

Prayer is seen as relational faithdriven participation in God, not a neutral force that becomes effective based on your subjective intent alone.So even if your intentions are ,,pure", if the underlying stance is still "I reject God but want the benefits through others" Christianity (and most religions) would say the structure is inconsistent with what prayer is and therefore unvalid

I don’t even know what to do with this, I never said I rejected God either.

 

[crazyguy]

As corny as it sounds there’s something I’m so down on my knees for you wouldn’t believe it. I need someone else to help me pray to God to get what I want. Best to keep this in pm.
@Jesus_ist_König ?

whats wrong

 

[asdvek]

Nah I think his sky God might actually grant his wishes. Despite the millions of people around the world suffering from disease, famine and war, God will pick this guy's wishes for sure

Seems like the little muslim faggot @Ahmed88 got mad

 

[Ahmed88]

I don’t even know what to do with this, I never said I rejected God either.

You're rejecting God, by not praying to him, but through other people.

Seems like the little muslim faggot @Ahmed88 got mad

DNI wm, dalit fag

 

[asdvek]

You're rejecting God, by not praying to him, but through other people.

DNI wm, dalit fag

Stfu little arabic shitskin

"Ahmed"

 

[Hernan]

You're rejecting God, by not praying to him

Guess what I’m about to do for 2 hours straight right now?

 

[Ahmed88]

Stfu little arabic shitskin

"Ahmed"

Someone's mad, keep ejaculating to scat and dreaming to be in another mans body, dirty dalit cuck

 

[asdvek]

keep ejaculating to scat

This is deadass projection cuck

Like this is blatant projection

@ascension

dreaming to be in another mans body, dirty dalit cuck

Stfu muzzie shitskin

Sand

Suicide bomber sand cuck

 

[Ahmed88]

This is deadass projection cuck

Like this is blatant projection

Is it now? Disgusting faggot

@ascension

Looks like your boyfriend left you on read

Even your own friends don't like you, you disgusting cuck, noone would care if you took your own life, faggot

Stfu muzzie shitskin

Sand

Suicide bomber sand cuck

Nice rebuttal, faggot

Keep replying to your owner like the dog you are, faggot

 

[zygosmasher]

i would but you banned me for no reason so i will pray on your downfall instead

 

[Fridx]

Hernan when he asks for someone to pray for him but they genuinely start the prayer with “alhamdullilah”

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Me^

Its bismillah btw

 

[asdvek]

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Is it now? Disgusting faggot

Looks like your boyfriend left you on read
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Even your own friends don't like you, you disgusting cuck, noone would care if you took your own life, faggot

Nice rebuttal, faggot

Keep replying to your owner like the dog you are, faggot

The first one is a blatant joke and he could've missed the notification. How fucking retarded are you?

Average muslim iq. I can't even take you serious because you believe in some sand religion

"Ahmed" and you're an Arab with Richard Ramirez pfp.

 

[Ahmed88]

The first one is a blatant joke and he could've missed the notification

Denial is the first stage of acceptance

Average muslim iq. I can't even take you serious because you believe in some sand religion

Nice rebuttal there faggot

"Ahmed" and you're an Arab with Richard Ramirez pfp.

So what? You're a indian incel with a woman who wouldn't ever look at you, keep seething faggot

End your life, dirty subhuman fag

 

[asdvek]

Denial is the first stage of acceptance

You think you're high IQ or some shit saying this?

How did you even learn English in your shitty sand village? Aren't you faggots suicide bombers?

what? You're a indian incel with a woman who wouldn't ever look at you, keep seething

Everyone knows I'm not indian and you know it as well. Keep lying to yourself dirty Muslim

Average muslim, disgusting arab shitskin

@Verdam

 

[Verdam]

You think you're high IQ or some shit saying this?

How did you even learn English in your shitty sand village? Aren't you faggots suicide bombers?

Everyone knows I'm not indian and you know it as well. Keep lying to yourself dirty Muslim

Average muslim, disgusting arab shitskin

@Verdam

hes a muslim richard ramirez fan whos also a nazi. i had him on ignore for ages but i dont like putting people on ignore

 

[asdvek]

hes a muslim richard ramirez fan whos also a nazi. i had him on ignore for ages but i dont like putting people on ignore

An Arabic Nazi??

 

[Verdam]

An Arabic Nazi??

a muslim one aswell