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THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL VIDEO FROM AN UNI!

 
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Keep rambling
 
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Oh, this changes every fucking thing! Since many folks on ORG can't stand me, it's time to migrate.
 
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Before I do, I'm trimming down the profanity and sexual references, changing routers and ISP service, and adding new email accounts and two new phone numbers.

Fuck it, right? Fuck it.
 
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“no mom, i dont want a 6’4 billionaire chad, i want a 30 year old overweight nazi incel!”
 
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Put the Grok AI down man
 
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chokes on you stupid bird i dont have a basement
 
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—To @BigJimsWornOutTires

The ginger man in the crowd is actually the nurse who delivered you, Jim. I’m actually pretty close with him. In fact I was close enough with the bastard that he invited me to the emergency room you were birthed in. Oh man. It’s horrific to even think about. Jim you seriously didn’t deserve to go through what you did. You, all covered in blood screaming, crying, and your mother in pain. Could you imagine coming into this world with everyone else in the room cheering, smiling, and amused at your misery? Fuck man. You were so young. You didn’t deserve any of it Jim.

Hey if you still feel a type of way about it you can always reach out to me. I won’t judge. Take care.

—Sincerely, @Sandriguez
 
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—To @BigJimsWornOutTires

The ginger man in the crowd is actually the nurse who delivered you, Jim. I’m actually pretty close with him. In fact I was close enough with the bastard that he invited me to the emergency room you were birthed in. Oh man. It’s horrific to even think about. Jim you seriously didn’t deserve to go through what you did. You, all covered in blood screaming, crying, and your mother in pain. Could you imagine coming into this world with everyone else in the room cheering, smiling, and amused at your misery? Fuck man. You were so young. You didn’t deserve any of it Jim.

Hey if you still feel a type of way about it you can always reach out to me. I won’t judge. Take care.

—Sincerely, @Sandriguez
I'm actually a porta-potty throwaway. Not that my biological mother knew she was having a baby, she thought I was a mean shit.

It was Mardi Gras day when a girl, who would later be one of my mothers, found me at the bottom of that abyss. She was giving some random guy backshots. After she pulled me into the light, she dried me off. Later that day, she brought me to the group home she shared with ten other girls. She tried breastfeeding me with her A-cups. No can do. Then her roommates, my other moms, tried, but without success.

But in the end, I survived. They kept me in the closet for many of those years. They fed me raw milk, Cheetos, cigarettes, weed, booze, and chewing gum. And, ugh... I would rather not talk about this anymore.
 
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I'm actually a porta-potty throwaway. Not that my biological mother knew she was having a baby, she thought I was a mean shit.

It was Mardi Gras day when a girl, who would later be one of my mothers, found me at the bottom of that abyss. She was giving some random guy backshots. After she pulled me into the light, she dried me off. Later that day, she brought me to the group home she shared with ten other girls. She tried breastfeeding me with her A-cups. No can do. Then her roommates, my other moms, tried, but without success.

But in the end, I survived. They kept me in the closet for many of those years. They fed me raw milk, Cheetos, cigarettes, weed, booze, and chewing gum. And, ugh... I would rather not talk about this anymore.
Awwww man Jimmy :lul: I can’t breathe. You deserve user of the year award :feelskek: oh my god. You are a deity at banter like literally that good. Excuse the glaze but you deserve your flowers.
 
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Awwww man Jimmy :lul: I can’t breathe. You deserve user of the year award :feelskek: oh my god. You are a deity at banter like literally that good. Excuse the glaze but you deserve your flowers.
It took a lot of courage to dox some of my past, ngl. Patting myself on the shoulder now.
 
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