some corners of org feel trashy

[Sceptical]

and cringe, like some threads shouldn't exist or the users should've never made an account here.
even if their posts are mostly satire it makes me want to distance myself from them and avoid any interaction.
this isn't targeted towards anyone but i just wanted to get this off my chest

 

[Sceptical]

@valentine @registerfasterusing @inversions

 

[imontheloose]

I have an impossibly gargantuan cock and balls. Like a whole ass tree with two of those water walking balls. But larger. Like that giant snake cryptid thing but rock hard. It’s absolutely massive. Most likely the biggest penis in the world. As long as both of my legs many times over and thicker than a person. My balls are so large that I have to crawl with my arms with reinforcment on my balls because they leave me feet off the ground, and they're as far as possible from floppy. I don't have to piss in the shower, I just leave the tip in the bowl while I scrub my giant balls and the rest of my cock. When I cum it takes forty minutes from busting to reach my giant tip. I need to use my arms and multiple other people over 12 hours to jerk off, and it's unusably large amounts of cum each time. I keep the tip in a specially made tanker or a canyon when I cum otherwise I fill up a house. I used to work for the fire department but quit when a guy set his house on fire just so I could put it out with my cum and impregnate his wife. I used to work at an aquarium as an exhibit because my cock was the largest in the world, larger even than a blue whale, but I had to leave when they used my balls as the floor in a room. I work at a strip club now. If multiple dancers need to use a pole at once, they get me to lie down on the floor and stroke me off for an hour while showing me giant asses clapping it up. Once I came due to the dancers stroking it. They had to rebuild that entire wing of the building. Now they have me work as a tourist attraction. Make the godly-endowed man cum. Dozens will rub me off until I fill up a swimming pool. I can't wear any clothes except for reinforcement pads for my giant balls. Oh, relationships? Yeah, I'm dating 5 phatassed girls and 1 ultraphatassed femboy. I didn't notice for a month because he was so feminine. They're stroking me off right now. They've been doing it for 10 hours. They're all the way across my megaultramansion as I sit on my gigantic balls. I can't stick my tip in anyone because they'd be split apart. The only thing I've been able to fuck was a specially constructed fleshlight but even then my size and the ludicrous amount of precum/cum I produced obliterated it after I busted.

 

[Sceptical]

I have an impossibly gargantuan cock and balls. Like a whole ass tree with two of those water walking balls. But larger. Like that giant snake cryptid thing but rock hard. It’s absolutely massive. Most likely the biggest penis in the world. As long as both of my legs many times over and thicker than a person. My balls are so large that I have to crawl with my arms with reinforcment on my balls because they leave me feet off the ground, and they're as far as possible from floppy. I don't have to piss in the shower, I just leave the tip in the bowl while I scrub my giant balls and the rest of my cock. When I cum it takes forty minutes from busting to reach my giant tip. I need to use my arms and multiple other people over 12 hours to jerk off, and it's unusably large amounts of cum each time. I keep the tip in a specially made tanker or a canyon when I cum otherwise I fill up a house. I used to work for the fire department but quit when a guy set his house on fire just so I could put it out with my cum and impregnate his wife. I used to work at an aquarium as an exhibit because my cock was the largest in the world, larger even than a blue whale, but I had to leave when they used my balls as the floor in a room. I work at a strip club now. If multiple dancers need to use a pole at once, they get me to lie down on the floor and stroke me off for an hour while showing me giant asses clapping it up. Once I came due to the dancers stroking it. They had to rebuild that entire wing of the building. Now they have me work as a tourist attraction. Make the godly-endowed man cum. Dozens will rub me off until I fill up a swimming pool. I can't wear any clothes except for reinforcement pads for my giant balls. Oh, relationships? Yeah, I'm dating 5 phatassed girls and 1 ultraphatassed femboy. I didn't notice for a month because he was so feminine. They're stroking me off right now. They've been doing it for 10 hours. They're all the way across my megaultramansion as I sit on my gigantic balls. I can't stick my tip in anyone because they'd be split apart. The only thing I've been able to fuck was a specially constructed fleshlight but even then my size and the ludicrous amount of precum/cum I produced obliterated it after I busted.

so this is how you decided to ruin my thread...

 

[Aim Nothyng]

I have an impossibly gargantuan cock and balls. Like a whole ass tree with two of those water walking balls. But larger. Like that giant snake cryptid thing but rock hard. It’s absolutely massive. Most likely the biggest penis in the world. As long as both of my legs many times over and thicker than a person. My balls are so large that I have to crawl with my arms with reinforcment on my balls because they leave me feet off the ground, and they're as far as possible from floppy. I don't have to piss in the shower, I just leave the tip in the bowl while I scrub my giant balls and the rest of my cock. When I cum it takes forty minutes from busting to reach my giant tip. I need to use my arms and multiple other people over 12 hours to jerk off, and it's unusably large amounts of cum each time. I keep the tip in a specially made tanker or a canyon when I cum otherwise I fill up a house. I used to work for the fire department but quit when a guy set his house on fire just so I could put it out with my cum and impregnate his wife. I used to work at an aquarium as an exhibit because my cock was the largest in the world, larger even than a blue whale, but I had to leave when they used my balls as the floor in a room. I work at a strip club now. If multiple dancers need to use a pole at once, they get me to lie down on the floor and stroke me off for an hour while showing me giant asses clapping it up. Once I came due to the dancers stroking it. They had to rebuild that entire wing of the building. Now they have me work as a tourist attraction. Make the godly-endowed man cum. Dozens will rub me off until I fill up a swimming pool. I can't wear any clothes except for reinforcement pads for my giant balls. Oh, relationships? Yeah, I'm dating 5 phatassed girls and 1 ultraphatassed femboy. I didn't notice for a month because he was so feminine. They're stroking me off right now. They've been doing it for 10 hours. They're all the way across my megaultramansion as I sit on my gigantic balls. I can't stick my tip in anyone because they'd be split apart. The only thing I've been able to fuck was a specially constructed fleshlight but even then my size and the ludicrous amount of precum/cum I produced obliterated it after I busted.

TL;DR:
Absurd, fictional flex about having a comically gigantic dick that wrecks everything and turns the narrator into a human attraction.

 

[imontheloose]

so this is how you decided to ruin my thread...

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool fps game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

 

[valentine]

tbh

 

[Sceptical]

tbh

yeah

 

[Former Shortcel]

@Cautious Turtle

 

[inversions]

i agree

slut

turkish subforum = favellas

 

[Clqs]

I know you despise me, sceptical. You don't have to hide it anymore

 

[Sceptical]

I know you despise me, sceptical. You don't have to hide it anymore

i don't,
im such an abused dog i physically can't make myself to hate or despise anyone

 

[notagreycell]

and cringe, like some threads shouldn't exist or the users should've never made an account here.
even if their posts are mostly satire it makes me want to distance myself from them and avoid any interaction.
this isn't targeted towards anyone but i just wanted to get this off my chest

Agreed