SlavicGeneral
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Today I was on Tinder when I matches with this pretty girl tho her bio didn't have much. She had photo with cat in profile so this is how our chat went:
Me: Those are two adorable pussies! (pussy in my language means hot chick, not vagina)
Her: Oh, you have eyes!
Me: You do as well, we've already got something in common.
Her: Tell me you're a human and we can goand get married.
Me: Aren't you a cat though?
Her: Thanks for compliment. Me and cats do have similarities, I am not one though.
Me: I bet you love petting in that case.
Her: Yeah, that's one of our similarities.
Me: You won't scratch me, won't you?
Her: Ofc not.
Me: So how old are you?
Her: 21, you?
Me: 20
Her: Oh so you're just a baby...
Me: I sure am, so it will be weird when you call me daddy.
Her: Who told you I'll call you that? I'm not looking for sexting.
She went on to rant how I made too many sex puns and that I'm emotionally immature, I've destroyed her with arguments and tbh I think I killed it in the convo.
She seems not to enjoy sexual energy which wasn't the case with my previous dates, how often do xou see this? Honestly it's the first time for me seeing girl who doesn't like some flirting.
Me: Those are two adorable pussies! (pussy in my language means hot chick, not vagina)
Her: Oh, you have eyes!
Me: You do as well, we've already got something in common.
Her: Tell me you're a human and we can goand get married.
Me: Aren't you a cat though?
Her: Thanks for compliment. Me and cats do have similarities, I am not one though.
Me: I bet you love petting in that case.
Her: Yeah, that's one of our similarities.
Me: You won't scratch me, won't you?
Her: Ofc not.
Me: So how old are you?
Her: 21, you?
Me: 20
Her: Oh so you're just a baby...
Me: I sure am, so it will be weird when you call me daddy.
Her: Who told you I'll call you that? I'm not looking for sexting.
She went on to rant how I made too many sex puns and that I'm emotionally immature, I've destroyed her with arguments and tbh I think I killed it in the convo.
She seems not to enjoy sexual energy which wasn't the case with my previous dates, how often do xou see this? Honestly it's the first time for me seeing girl who doesn't like some flirting.