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I'm sure some people here dress like aspies or the same way their mother made them dress when they were 10 years old, so I decided to make this. Inb4 "bluepilled cope no fashion for your face", these tips aren't only to look better IRL, but also to look taller and more NT on Tinder or Social Media pics, which can certainly be a plus.
CONTRAST PANTS AND TOP IF TALL, DON'T DO THAT IF MANLET
This one is directed mostly directed to manlets, you will never see a manlet on an official event or ceremony like the Oscars with pants and shirt/jacket/whatever he's wearing at the top of a different color than his pants, ideally you will also have the shoes to be the same color as the whole fit. This is the first advice you will see in any "Top 10 fashion tips for short people".
STOP BUYING THE SAME SHITTY GRAPHIC TEES, BUY VINTAGE CLOTHES INSTEAD
This has to do with not dressing aspie or like your mum used to dress you as a kid, don't go into a random H&M and buy the first T-Shirt you see, you can buy things that will look more stylish for basically the same price. If you don't like the look of Vintage clothes, just buy frome from brands like SuperDry or Jack and Jones where they just put a big ass logo
KNOW WHICH TYPE OF PANTS YOU CAN WEAR DEPENDING ON YOUR HEIGHT
This is what you can wear or not depending if you're:
Manlet: Skinny jeans, sweatpants, don't go for straights unless you have zero thighs, loose. Don't even try to touch low cut jeans unless you're wearing lifts.
Tallfag: Don't touch skinny jeans unless you have some good mass, after that you can wear basically everything else. Don't wear high cut or you will look like a foid.
DON'T MIX LOOSE JEANS WITH SLIM/FIT SHIRT
A friend of mine does this a lot and it makes my blood boil, just imagine any of these guys with any type of jeans that aren't super-skinny jeans
WEAR CHAINS/RINGS
Inb4 "eboy faggot", chains and rings can turn any outfit that would look weird into a stylish one that seems to be done "on purpose". See how this goes from a white trash outfit to a good nichemaxxed one (don't wear this yourself if you don't want to look retarded jfl it's an example).
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AVOID SHORT PANTS OR KNOW HOW TO WEAR THEM
Short pants will ussually make you look low class and childish, but if you live in a beach-ish area where it's really hot (like I do) and 90% of people wear them, then you can also know learn how to style them with other clothes. Hawaiian shirt+bermudas will look good unless you are a fat fuck tourist.
STOP USING THE SCHOOL SHOOTER TYPE SNEAKERS
I assume that a lot of people here use the same shitty running sneakers that social outcasts wear in school, but even you don't, I recommend everyone here the AF1s (don't get the full white or full black if you can), they will look good with almost everything and can give you a slight heightmaxx. If you want any cheaper option, just any type of Vans can look decent.
If this thread gets some good reception I will drop the nichemaxxing aka fashionmaxxing advanced @Papabakvet
CONTRAST PANTS AND TOP IF TALL, DON'T DO THAT IF MANLET
This one is directed mostly directed to manlets, you will never see a manlet on an official event or ceremony like the Oscars with pants and shirt/jacket/whatever he's wearing at the top of a different color than his pants, ideally you will also have the shoes to be the same color as the whole fit. This is the first advice you will see in any "Top 10 fashion tips for short people".
STOP BUYING THE SAME SHITTY GRAPHIC TEES, BUY VINTAGE CLOTHES INSTEAD
This has to do with not dressing aspie or like your mum used to dress you as a kid, don't go into a random H&M and buy the first T-Shirt you see, you can buy things that will look more stylish for basically the same price. If you don't like the look of Vintage clothes, just buy frome from brands like SuperDry or Jack and Jones where they just put a big ass logo
KNOW WHICH TYPE OF PANTS YOU CAN WEAR DEPENDING ON YOUR HEIGHT
This is what you can wear or not depending if you're:
Manlet: Skinny jeans, sweatpants, don't go for straights unless you have zero thighs, loose. Don't even try to touch low cut jeans unless you're wearing lifts.
Tallfag: Don't touch skinny jeans unless you have some good mass, after that you can wear basically everything else. Don't wear high cut or you will look like a foid.
DON'T MIX LOOSE JEANS WITH SLIM/FIT SHIRT
A friend of mine does this a lot and it makes my blood boil, just imagine any of these guys with any type of jeans that aren't super-skinny jeans
WEAR CHAINS/RINGS
Inb4 "eboy faggot", chains and rings can turn any outfit that would look weird into a stylish one that seems to be done "on purpose". See how this goes from a white trash outfit to a good nichemaxxed one (don't wear this yourself if you don't want to look retarded jfl it's an example).
View attachment 8099503 (1).webp
AVOID SHORT PANTS OR KNOW HOW TO WEAR THEM
Short pants will ussually make you look low class and childish, but if you live in a beach-ish area where it's really hot (like I do) and 90% of people wear them, then you can also know learn how to style them with other clothes. Hawaiian shirt+bermudas will look good unless you are a fat fuck tourist.
STOP USING THE SCHOOL SHOOTER TYPE SNEAKERS
I assume that a lot of people here use the same shitty running sneakers that social outcasts wear in school, but even you don't, I recommend everyone here the AF1s (don't get the full white or full black if you can), they will look good with almost everything and can give you a slight heightmaxx. If you want any cheaper option, just any type of Vans can look decent.
If this thread gets some good reception I will drop the nichemaxxing aka fashionmaxxing advanced @Papabakvet
