Someone at the TSA is trying to molest me and they’re trying to flatter me like I don’t notice

[whiteissuperior]

I fly out a lot of my local airport and every single time no matter what pants I wear the machine always says there’s a weapon on my groin. Every single time the TSA agent has to pat down my dick and balls

I throw a fit about it sometimes cuz all the TSA ppl are like “it’s the fabric no it’s the draw string” but I come with different pants every single time

Then the TSA lady looks at me and says “we’ll I guess it’s a blessing and a curse”.

And the guy agrees with her and he’s like “I know the ladies love it”
This would be all good and well but there’s only one problem:

I AM A DICKLET.

I am a 6x6 dicklet. My penis is average at best length wise and not big enough to set off tsa weapons detectors. If I was 8 inches sure this would be excuse but im a dicklet, slightly below average at best length wise
A literal dicklet

Therefore, I’m convinced someone at the TSA Is trying to molest me and use flattery to cover it up. What should I do about this?

@smvmaxxertilllate @Racky @Gaygymmaxx @fogdart @tyronelite @looksmaxxer234
@AscendingHero

Thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 30188]

over for bait threads buddy boyo

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

over for bait threads buddy boyo

No this real

 

[Deleted member 30188]

No this real over buddy boyo

 

[whiteissuperior]

over for bait threads buddy boyo

Bro this actually happened I’m not joking I’m pretty sure I posted it about it before if not on here on Reddit

 

[fogdart]

BBCs set off metal detectors whether it is 5 inches or 8 inches. Brutal BBC pill.

 

[whiteissuperior]

BBCs set off metal detectors whether it is 5 inches or 8 inches. Brutal BBC pill.

its so joever this actually happened but no everyone thinks this is a shitpost

im literally being molested

 

[fogdart]

its so joever this actually happened but no everyone thinks this is a shitpost

im literally being molested

i believe you - it is a sign of High testosterone.

 

[whiteissuperior]

i believe you - it is a sign of High testosterone.

No this real

No this real

Update: I flew out of a different airport and DID NOT get molested

This is confirming my theory

 

[whitepilled4life]

tales from FBI

 

[whiteissuperior]

tales from FBI

Stop calling it tales

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

I want you to really look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, would these people have any compulsion to molest me?

After you have done this, come back to us.