Someone be mean to me so I can send my dnr edit

[Node]

Tiyel

 

[Node]

Pleas

 

[pashanimair]

 

[BeanCelll]

Kys

 

[Norm Macdonald]

Tiyel

node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time


and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Tiyel

Rope worthless subhuman nigger

 

[Node]

node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time


and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused

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Kys

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time


and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused

Tldr?

 

[Node]

node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time


and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused
node honestly you don’t even realize how much space you take up in my head like it’s ridiculous every single time i think i’m free from your nonsense you just creep back in like hey remember me and i’m like yes node unfortunately i do remember you and i wish i didn’t but here you are again like an old half broken appliance that everyone keeps around for “just in case” even though no one has the heart to throw it away but really it’s just collecting dust and wasting space and you act like you’re indispensable like oh without me nothing works but actually node half the time nothing works because of you and it’s like this cycle of disappointment where i get my hopes up that maybe you’ll finally behave like a normal functioning thing but then you throw a tantrum and spit out an error message that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics because it makes no sense to any living being and then i’m stuck googling for three hours just to find some stranger on a forum from seven years ago who had the same problem and solved it by sacrificing a goat and running their code under a full moon and honestly node why is that even a thing why can’t you just work like a normal thing why do you have to be so dramatic all the time
and don’t even get me started on how bloated you are like my god node you install one little package and suddenly my hard drive is groaning under the weight of ten thousand tiny useless files like who even asked for that nobody asked for that i didn’t invite them in i didn’t want them in my house but you dragged them in anyway like some chaotic roommate who comes back from the thrift store with twenty bags of junk saying “trust me we’ll use it” but spoiler alert we will not use it node we will never use it and then when i try to clean up you make it impossible like oh no don’t delete that or everything breaks and i’m like node why did you even need this garbage in the first place and you never give me an answer you just sulk in the corner acting like i’m the unreasonable one when really you’re the problem and the way you hype yourself up like you’re the future like oh everything’s built on me look how powerful i am yeah cool but at what cost node at what cost because you’ve got everybody trapped in your little ecosystem like a sticky web and you know it and you love it you thrive on the chaos you thrive on the fact that nobody can escape without getting burned like you’re this toxic friend that everyone keeps around because breaking up would be too much effort but secretly everyone resents you and you know what maybe you like that maybe you get off on being the necessary evil maybe that’s your whole thing and i hate that i hate how smug you are node with your endless updates and your weird errors and your dependency hell like congratulations you’ve managed to become unavoidable but that doesn’t mean you’re respected it just means you’re tolerated and honestly sometimes i think about what life would be like without you node just a peaceful existence where things work the way they’re supposed to without a mountain of hidden baggage and cryptic errors and i think wow that would be nice but then reality hits and you’re still here looming over everything like a storm cloud waiting to rain on any progress i make and i just sigh because there’s no escaping you is there node you’re everywhere you’ve infected everything like some unstoppable fungus and maybe that’s just the way it is maybe we’re all doomed to live under your reign of confusion and excess but you know what i’ll never stop being mad about it i’ll never stop ranting because you deserve it node you deserve every ounce of frustration thrown your way for all the time you’ve stolen and all the headaches you’ve caused

What is this is this a copy pasta

 

[Norm Macdonald]

What is this is this a copy pasta

chatgpt tbh