Someone help me put together all of asdveks larps

[Gaygymmaxx]

So far I've got

Claims to be in police officer training Police officer

Claims he worked construction

Claimed he ate Duck eggs

Claims he runs a multimillion dollar business

Claims he owns a bike

Claims he owns a BMW

Claims he has biker friends (he has no friends)

Claims his skin is white

What am I missing?

@RXnd

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@Tigermoggerlol

 

[Neucher]

claims to be good at siege

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

claims to be good at siege

Claims his Phone is broken

@asdvek it's fixed by now right? You've yet to provide me another excuse for being unable to send us your hand

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

So far I've got

Claims to be in police officer training Police officer

Claims he worked construction

Claimed he ate Duck eggs

Claims he runs a multimillion dollar business

Claims he owns a bike

Claims he owns a BMW

Claims he has biker friends (he has no friends)

Claims his skin is white

What am I missing?

@RXnd

He has a kid apparently to JFL

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

-claims he has 50k in a savings fund

 

[Panzram]

So far I've got

Claims to be in police officer training Police officer

Claims he worked construction

Claimed he ate Duck eggs

Claims he runs a multimillion dollar business

Claims he owns a bike

Claims he owns a BMW

Claims he has biker friends (he has no friends)

Claims his skin is white

What am I missing?

@RXnd

May God himself help you, this is a task beyond mortal power

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

What does he claim his height and bidelt are? @pajjeetslayer

 

[Tyler1]

Claims 6‘4

Claims his cock is top 1% percentile

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

May God himself help you, this is a task beyond mortal power

Over when we realize he's actually a highly intellegent ape man like @Blackgymmax

Is his humanity a larp too?

 

[BigBallsLarry]

So far I've got

Claims to be in police officer training Police officer

Claims he worked construction

Claimed he ate Duck eggs

Claims he runs a multimillion dollar business

Claims he owns a bike

Claims he owns a BMW

Claims he has biker friends (he has no friends)

Claims his skin is white

What am I missing?

@RXnd

also, recently today claims to own a supercar.

 

[Chadeep]

RS6

 

[flippasav]

He does shit like this for reps and I think it’s kinda funny

 

[takethewhitepill]

claims to speak 4 languages

claims to have slayer frame but doesnt understand why foids wont have sex with him

claims to have been dating a homeless bum jfl

claims to make 200k a year as a welder

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

claims to speak 4 languages

claims to have slayer frame but doesnt understand why foids wont have sex with him

claims to have been dating a homeless bum jfl

claims to make 200k a year as a welder

Welder
Construction worker
Policeman

I'll add it to the list

 

[RXnd]

So far I've got

Claims to be in police officer training Police officer

Claims he worked construction

Claimed he ate Duck eggs

Claims he runs a multimillion dollar business

Claims he owns a bike

Claims he owns a BMW

Claims he has biker friends (he has no friends)

Claims his skin is white

What am I missing?

@RXnd

Pro siege player

 

[eBoy_]

So far I've got

Claims to be in police officer training Police officer

Claims he worked construction

Claimed he ate Duck eggs

Claims he runs a multimillion dollar business

Claims he owns a bike

Claims he owns a BMW

Claims he has biker friends (he has no friends)

Claims his skin is white

What am I missing?

@RXnd

claims he's not swiss

NOPE