Someone I vaguely knew years ago is at my work

[optimisticzoomer]

Some random girl who was a few years younger than me in school but used to wave at me whenever she saw me works in the same place as me.

I was getting in the lift today (like a fat fuck; I should walk) and they got in at the same time. I didn't acknowledge cos I barely knew the person, but it probably looked stupid when I kind of slumped to the side of the lift to avoid eye contact

 

[Vermilioncore]

now’s your chance to finally pound her and see what that pussy has been up to since you last left off

 

[optimisticzoomer]

now’s your chance to finally pound her and see what that pussy has been up to since you last left off

I am castrated

 

[Vermilioncore]

I am castrated

Then let your nose do the exploring

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Then let your nose do the exploring

I have transcended sexual desire
I will let the laymen do that