something I remember

[Vermilioncore]

I was sick with the flu and was horny and tried to fuck but she said “I thought you were sick, why are you horny?” And I said “well just because I’m sick doesn’t mean my dick is broken. Do you think someone with cancer just stops fucking? No. They keep doing it”

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Tbh u should have brought a knife to ur girl that’s a cuck move she lost all respect for you and the sex would have even amazing rope now

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tbh u should have brought a knife to ur girl that’s a cuck move she lost all respect for you and the sex would have even amazing rope now

I’m like kafka — romantic. Not a degenerate

 

[Deleted member 31457]

and then you woke up

 

[Vermilioncore]

and then you woke up

Yeah I did! Haha I’m an incel guys I’m just like you fellow women haters

 

[Magnum Opus]

and then you woke up

Good one!

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Good one!

Thank you, man!