Something weird my coworker did

[Vermilioncore]

I reminded I went to work and clocked in and sat there like the lonely incel I am, and she came up to me out of nowhere and said

“Can you do me a favor?”

I said yeah, then she said “can you smell my sweater and tell me if it smells bad?”

And she put her body to my face and I had to smell her sweater. Then she asked “does it smell bad or no?” And I just said no it smells normal like perfume and she said “good, because I was doing some stuff”

After she left I just continued staring at the window alone like an ugly weirdo

 

[Vermilioncore]

@vermillioncorefan what did she think it smelled like

 

[The Grinch]

Brutal, she thinks you’re gay and that’s why she doesen’t feel judged by you for smelling bad. Damn that’s tough

 

[Vermilioncore]

Brutal, she thinks you’re gay and that’s why she doesen’t feel judged by you for smelling bad. Damn that’s tough

nah but I told her about my gf before

 

[walrusmaxx]

she asked you to smell her to make sure chad will like her scent later

 

[Vermilioncore]

she asked you to smell her to make sure chad will like her scent later

Over for me innit

 

[The Grinch]

nah but I told her about my gf before

Because you’re in the closet. Everyone knows when secret-gays say "gf“ they just change it in order not to get judged by others. „Oh yesterday with my gf“, meanwhile everyone in the room knows he actually means bf

 

[Vermilioncore]

Because you’re in the closet. Everyone knows when secret-gays say "gf“ they just change it in order not to get judged by others. „Oh yesterday with my gf“, meanwhile everyone in the room knows he actually means bf

nah is that what you do

 

[The Grinch]

nah is that what you do

Nah

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nah

Nahhhh I caught you lil bro

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I reminded I went to work and clocked in and sat there like the lonely incel I am, and she came up to me out of nowhere and said

“Can you do me a favor?”

I said yeah, then she said “can you smell my sweater and tell me if it smells bad?”

And she put her body to my face and I had to smell her sweater. Then she asked “does it smell bad or no?” And I just said no it smells normal like perfume and she said “good, because I was doing some stuff”

After she left I just continued staring at the window alone like an ugly weirdo

nigger you made like 5 threads about this shit
wtf is wrong with you

 

[Deleted member 66574]

I reminded I went to work and clocked in and sat there like the lonely incel I am, and she came up to me out of nowhere and said

“Can you do me a favor?”

I said yeah, then she said “can you smell my sweater and tell me if it smells bad?”

And she put her body to my face and I had to smell her sweater. Then she asked “does it smell bad or no?” And I just said no it smells normal like perfume and she said “good, because I was doing some stuff”

After she left I just continued staring at the window alone like an ugly weirdo

I thought she sucked ur ass mold

 

[Vermilioncore]

I thought she sucked ur ass mold

Nah that hoe cray I know she’d be down if I asked her to finger fuck my shithole