Sometimes I forget how uncommon my life is

[Deleted member 31457]

Because I surround myself to ppl who are similar to me on the internet


Like having literally 0 social connections, no job, etc I know isn't normal but forget how rare it is because of the internet.


So many times I have been caught of guard like when a doc asked how much alchohol u drink and he said somethn in a bantery way like "people at your age tend to drink a lot" and when I told him I've never drunk he was just like "oh" and seemed shocked. It didn't even cross my mind at that point that ppl my age are constantly going out socialising, are in uni, going to pubs and clubs and have work. I've never even been to a pub before and I'm British.


Another time when I was pretending to be on the verge homelessness for government housing they asked "do you not have any friends you can stay with" and at that point aswell it didn't even cross my mind how uncommon it is for me to not have anyone that I could stay with. They thought I was lying based on the fact that I said I didn't have any friends when I actually don't have any lol.

 

[cytoplasm]

Yeah. My life isn't even human jfl

 

[Deleted member 22924]

Brutal life boyo keep hustling keep shooting for your dreams

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Brutal life boyo keep hustling keep shooting for your dreams

"Never get up" - Jeremy Meeks

 

[Vermilioncore]

people at your age tend to drink a lot" and when I told him I've never drunk he was just like "oh" and seemed shocked.

Same but with pussy
In 2019 I went to a doctor and he said “any sexual activity lately?” And I said “no” and he looked shocked and said “never? In your life?” And literally took his glasses off as if that mofo never encountered a rascally inell like me

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Same but with pussy
In 2019 I went to a doctor and he said “any sexual activity lately?” And I said “no” and he looked shocked and said “never? In your life?” And literally took his glasses off as if that mofo never encountered a rascally inell like me

Ü

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Fucking shit phone

 

[Deleted member 31457]

My screen is literally hanging of the back of the phone by a wire and it always glitches out and types random shit and posts itself

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Same but with pussy
In 2019 I went to a doctor and he said “any sexual activity lately?” And I said “no” and he looked shocked and said “never? In your life?” And literally took his glasses off as if that mofo never encountered a rascally inell like me

What's more brutal for me is that I've been asked that question twice and both times after I had said no they didn't seem shocked whatsoever

 

[Vermilioncore]

What's more brutal for me is that I've been asked that question twice and both times after I had said no they didn't seem shocked whatsoever

Dayum. Mofos were prob thinking “na I shouldn’t have even asked that nigga I know for a fact he ain’t get no ass”

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Dayum. Mofos were prob thinking “na I shouldn’t have even asked that nigga I know for a fact he ain’t get no ass”

It actually genuinely did surprise me that they even asked I'm not even joking.

 

[Debetro]

Just feel the same, I don't even have words to describe the feeling

 

[Vermilioncore]

It actually genuinely did surprise me that they even asked I'm not even joking.

dang you one goofy ah 40 year old virgin mofo innit

 

[Deleted member 31457]

dang you one goofy ah 40 year old virgin mofo innit

One day when I was in school on the way home walking back with two guys they were talking about their relationships and one of them randomly went "he's gonna be a virgin till he's 40, look at him" and the other said "that's so mean" whilst laughing and I just laughed it off like a bitch

 

[kyb]

waiting to go to heaven

 

[Deleted member 31457]

waiting to go to heaven

Most ugly ppl go to hell. I hope I end up in heaven tho

 

[kyb]

Most ugly ppl go to hell

looks like im going to heaven jfl

 

[Deleted member 31457]

looks like im going to heaven jfl

Thank you for brutally mogging me in my truecel venting thread

 

[Vermilioncore]

One day when I was in school on the way home walking back with two guys they were talking about their relationships and one of them randomly went "he's gonna be a virgin till he's 40, look at him" and the other said "that's so mean" whilst laughing and I just laughed it off like a bitch

I remember some hoe in 2019 at my job ask me “have you lost your v card” and I calmly “yup. When I was 16”

 

[Deleted member 8608]

Yeah. My life isn't even human jfl

How so

 

[Deleted member 31457]

I remember some hoe in 2019 at my job ask me “have you lost your v card” and I calmly “yup. When I was 16”

Oh ye one time when I was 17 during a lesson these group of people sitting on a table (I was sitting on a table on my own ) were talking about me and then one of them comes up to me and said "can I ask you a question: are you a virgin?" And I said no and he said "I don't believe that for a second" and walked back.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Oh ye one time when I was 17 during a lesson these group of people sitting on a table (I was sitting on a table on my own ) were talking to me and then one of them comes up to me and said "can I ask you a

Mofo dropped dead in the middle of typing

 

[TUSSELEIF]

I’d give it 2 days maybe 3 before a thot would have to be sent to a mental asylum if she had to live my life; average NT guy maybe a week. (Maybe overexaggerated but you get the idea). Even me who’s giga introverted and autistic feel like going insane at times due to the isolation. It’s very uncommon to legit have no one, most outcasts have at least some aquaintances at backup in their niche group. Throughout my life I’ve often experienced being an outcast even among outcasts. What’s ironic is I didn’t drink much until I was 19-20 while peers have drink for years by then but now I cope with liquor whenever I have the chance probably much more than the average person just to depersonalize

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Mofo dropped dead in the middle of typing

Phone is broken and server went down

 

[Deleted member 31457]

I remember some hoe in 2019 at my job ask me “have you lost your v card” and I calmly “yup. When I was 16”

Wait why did she ask? Was she making fun of you or trying to link

 

[cytoplasm]

How so

I dont exist for anyone outside my immediate family and thats only cause I live with them

 

[Deleted member 31457]

I dont exist for anyone outside my immediate family and thats only cause I live with them

Samesies

 

[Vermilioncore]

Wait why did she ask? Was she making fun of you or trying to link

Idk she was very slutty and showed me photos of her in slutty outfits on her phone and talked about how she has hemp lube and videos of her fucking herself that she can send to me. But then she said “but I’m seeing a new guy so maybe that’s wrong”

 

[Vermilioncore]

And I said no and he said "I don't believe that for a second" and walked back.

what did you say when he walked back? And why did you say no

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Idk she was very slutty and showed me photos of her in slutty outfits on her phone and talked about how she has hemp lube and videos of her fucking herself that she can send to me. But then she said “but I’m seeing a new guy so maybe that’s wrong”

Wtf imagine being that big of a slut

 

[Vermilioncore]

Wtf imagine being that big of a slut

then I got her ig and she immediately uploaded a shirtless photo after not uploading shit for 5 months then she messaged me some shit about work but I ignored her

 

[Deleted member 31457]

what did you say when he walked back? And why did you say no

Didn't say anything

I said no instinctively. It was my instinctive prey instincts to keep myself safe. One guy sitting back on the table even said "he said no way too fast, I think he's lying"

 

[Deleted member 31457]

then I got her ig and she immediately uploaded a shirtless photo after not uploading shit for 5 months then she messaged me some shit about work but I ignored her

Wtf? Wdym? Truecel alert!!! Ban this fakecel!!!!

 

[Vermilioncore]

Wtf? Wdym? Truecel alert!!! Ban this fakecel!!!!

Jk none of what I said happened cmon mofo you think I ever had a job played you like a fiddle Saul Goodman type shit innit

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Jk none of what I said happened cmon mofo you think I ever had a job played you like a fiddle Saul Goodman type shit innit

Fucking dickhead. Did you actually ever work at a carehome tho? Don't tell me that was a lie

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fucking dickhead. Did you actually ever work at a carehome tho? Don't tell me that was a lie

That was true tho

 

[Vermilioncore]

Now you need to find a raggedy old 80 year old nursing home whore to fuck and kill

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Now you need to find a raggedy old 80 year old nursing home whore to fuck and kill

Killing is morally wrong and illegal.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Killing is morally wrong and illegal.

Fine…just fuck the old bitch

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Fine…just fuck the old bitch

How

 

[Vermilioncore]

How

Just pulled up to the care home and bribe them hoes with butterscotch candy and jello and then in trade you can get a toothless gummy bj

 

[Krakowski]

Outcasts me

 

[SubSigma]

Remember men peak in their 60s. Keep on neeting

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Ever heard if introvert?

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Ever heard if introvert?

No such thing

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

No such thing

Me I prefer solitude lifestyle, Girls compliments me I like it but I feel drained being around people.


I only like to socialize with few close friends once in a while

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Me I prefer solitude lifestyle, Girls compliments me I like it but I feel drained being around people.


I only like to socialize with few close friends once in a while

You don't understand this thread. lol

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

You don't understand this thread. lol

I didn’t say my lifestyle is common. I was trying to prove OP that there’s real introvert out there, we are not the byproduct of undesirable but it’s in our DNA.

 

[Pikabro]

I hate myself so much

 

[Pikabro]

Me I prefer solitude lifestyle, Girls compliments me I like it but I feel drained being around people.


I only like to socialize with few close friends once in a while

Good for you but encouraging this sentiment is poison. Social life is everything. Everybody has it and you need it to function. Youngcels don’t fucking listen to people who say this.

Introversion is very very very fucking rare. Most ‘introverts’ are social rejects. This guy @Meraki is probably a Chad who’s tired of years spent constantly going out. He’s not a fucking loser nerd like you or me. So fuck off and work on yourself. Don’t let other people treat you like shit, and hang around with good people.