Sometimes it is easier/faster to piss when you sit down

[_MVP_]

I found out this lifehack myself.

 

[Sociobiology]

You need to get your prostate checked out.

 

[_MVP_]

Doctors added that when people sit, pelvic and hip muscles are relaxed, making urination easier

 

[_MVP_]

Unless there is no toilet, always sit down to pee, no homo

 

[Deleted member 20179]

Legit. I always piss sitting down

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Oh God, don't tell me you piss in bottles too.

 

[_MVP_]

Oh God, don't tell me you piss in bottles too.

Used to.

 

[Deleted member 23115]

your avi looks retarded

 

[vanillaicecream]

Easier for a fatass who can't see where the toilet is because his belly gets in the way, can't go wrong if you sit down and have your penis directly pointed towards the water

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Used to.

Well, at least you stopped. It's nice to see you making progress. I think I might make you my next object of personal development.

 

[Sprinkles]

I piss in bottles when I wake up in the middle of the night bc I’m too tired to go to the bathroom

i like sitting down when I piss at the toilet because it’s easier to relax

 

[AscensionMan98]

I piss in bottles when I wake up in the middle of the night bc I’m too tired to go to the bathroom

i like sitting down when I piss at the toilet because it’s easier to relax

Wouldn't' the smell tho be awful of having piss stuck in ur closet for the rest of the night.

 

[firethorn]

onyl retards piss standing up at home

 

[Sprinkles]

Wouldn't' the smell tho be awful of having piss stuck in ur closet for the rest of the night.

Yeah my mother kept complaining about the smell. I’m just a lazy piece of shit tbh.

I empty them when they get full.

 

[VenomGT3]

I sit down to pee too (but only at home). Just lol at pissing all over my toilet seat when going in the middle of the night when I can just sit down.

 

[AscensionMan98]

Yeah my mother kept complaining about the smell. I’m just a lazy piece of shit tbh.

I empty them when they get full.

I feel if your already getting up then might as well go to the restroom. Also how does your mom smell it, is her room close to yours or the ventilation is shit in your home?

 

[AscensionMan98]

Oh God, don't tell me you piss in bottles too.

I did that in my aderall addiction binges where I jerked off like 4-6 times a day and realized that if I did not urinate frequently then I could not jack off properly. So had jugs of piss in my room. Aderall really makes u a maniac.

 

[Sprinkles]

I feel if your already getting up then might as well go to the restroom. Also how does your mom smell it, is her room close to yours or the ventilation is shit in your home?

Lmfao the smell of piss would blast through and cloud the hallway as soon as I opened my door. Her room is right next to mine.

 

[AscensionMan98]

Lmfao the smell of piss would blast through and cloud the hallway as soon as I opened my door. Her room is right next to mine.

Mirin low inhibition to not care what your mom thinks. Does the smell bother you tho, or not really.

 

[Sprinkles]

Mirin low inhibition to not care what your mom thinks. Does the smell bother you tho, or not really.

Nah.