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[Deleted member 5189]

castaways, we are castaways

 

[Deleted member 5189]

i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller

 

[Deleted member 5189]

no ive never had a job because ive never wanted one

 

[Deleted member 5189]

the devil will find work for idle hands to do, i stole and i lied just because you asked me to

 

[Deleted member 5189]

that joke isn't funny anymore, it's too close to home and it's too near the bone

 

[Deleted member 5189]

logan you are my hero, you mean the world to me

 

[Deleted member 5189]

tag my friend, free him or cuck, ritalincel

 

[Deleted member 5189]

day or night he'll be there spamming two word replies, ritalincel

 

[Deleted member 5189]

always new soyboy pics to post, ritalincel

 

[LipstickAlley]

You are beautiful, like a dream come alive, incredible
A centerfold miracle, lyrical
You saved my life again
And I want you to know, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh)

 

[Deleted member 5189]

wot ya laughin at? wot ya laughin at? dont fockin laugh at me

 

[Deleted member 5189]

aint no mercy got that purple lamboghini lurky

 

[Deleted member 5189]

fruit salad, yummy yummy

 

[Deleted member 5189]

re-rewind, when the crowd say bo seleeeecta

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday
I met this girl on Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
We chilled on Sunday

 

[Deleted member 5189]

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas
A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze

 

[Bitch]

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Watch it girl cuz I aint your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya take ya home and fuck ya twice guy

 

[Bitch]

I'm like Piers (Why?)
'Cause I got more dough than female deers (Ha!)
And the whole game got my name in their mouth
Like those Turkish veneers (Smile)
And I might hack man

See an MC on the block, I'm robbin' him, Batman (Grrr)
I'm a snatcher, my new ting bad, Margaret Thatcher (Sexy)
And I'm stackin'
Caviar, man's snackin'

I send shots via Royal Mail and I nеver pay for the trackin' (Nevеr)
I bleed blue, so it's the Tory party I'm backin' (Boris)
And the first name ain't Eden,
But I'm still a hazard when attackin' (Goal! Goal! Goal!)

 

[JosephGarrot123]

i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller

blackpilled again

 

[Bitch]

I'm not say - I'm just saying sort of - very sort of Oompa Loompa vibes going on, you know?
Oh
Ok, right, so, drill. 
Get into my drilly meditation
. Wow. 
Drill gods, be with me
Is this happening?
I should probably say, shoutout to my friends in prison, shouldn't I?
Okay
Shoutout to Martin and Tabitha, currently in the pen for tax evasion
. Damn
. Free my jiggas!
Mad
Mmm

[Verse: Unknown P]
Riding 'round in the Rover
If I see opps then it's over
I'll send man straight to Jehovah
When I take shots like M. Sharapova
Doing up tennis
Call man Dennis, I'm a Menace
Doing up olives in Venice
Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben is
Stop it
Otherwise Unknown P might bash man's head straight down like a Bop It
So make like a Freddo and hop it
Your girl is four foot four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Shoutout to Martin and Tabitha, currently in the pen for tax evasion

Riding 'round in the Rover
If I see opps then it's over
I'll send man straight to Jehovah
When I take shots like M. Sharapova
Doing up tennis
Call man Dennis, I'm a Menace
Doing up olives in Venice
Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben is

Stop it
Otherwise Unknown P might bash man's head straight down like a Bop It
So make like a Freddo and hop it
Your girl is four foot four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit
If I see her in the club then I'm doing up AJ, the way that I weave and bob it

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I ain't tryna tell anybody how to live
My only advice is to love and forgive
Everybody born in this world has a gift
The lightning strikes in your life but you'll live

Every time we growing they'll try slowing all of the progress that we made
Fix up, look sharp, let them come all the way
Michael Bay how we blowing, glowing
Star in the bay overflowing in our space
Blair like Tony let them know we hit back like One Punch Man
Bring a fist to the scheme in the way to the point of decay
No dead ringer, middle finger to all the bullshit when they blare it in your motherfucking face

WHEN THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING CREATURE
CREATURE

 

[Deleted member 5189]

if you want coins
some fifa coins
go to momofifahd
for some fifa coins

 

[MarstonAlloy]

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You brothas know I can't deny

 

[StrangerDanger]

Look at him, look at me
That boy is bad, and honestly
He's a wolf in disguise
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I'd catch a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a granade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)

 

[Deleted member 5189]

i'm at the W but i can meet you in the lobby
i gotta watch my back cuz im not just anybody

 

[Deleted member 5189]

don't go wasting your emotions

 

[StrangerDanger]

don't go wasting your emotions

abba

 

[Deleted member 5189]

abba

Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo
Promise to love you forever more

 

[Deleted member 5189]

you're just a shit chrisMD
you need to get off MD

 

[Deleted member 5189]

thats mad

your girlfriends foreheads mad

 

[Lasko123]

Cause I felt sad love
I felt bad love
Sometimes happy love (happy love)
Turns into giving up (giving up)
I felt hurt love
By the word love
What the hell is love supposed to feel like?
What the hell is love? What the hell is love?
What the hell is love supposed to feel like?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

girlfriend in a coma i know, i know, its really serious

 

[LipstickAlley]

Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden the faces into the sun
Praising our leaders, we're getting in tune
The music's played by the, the madman
Forever young
I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever?
Forever, and ever

 

[Deleted member 5189]

there is a place, a place in hell, for me and my friends

 

[Deleted member 5189]

ba ba bara ba ba, ba ba bara
ba ba bara ba ba, ba ba barabum

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Oh my God, oh my God
This feeling's just begun
I'm saying things I've never said
Doing things I've never done

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

see over all the streets, the union banners waving

triumphant standards of our race reborn

 

[Deleted member 5189]

hey there deliliah whats it like in new york city?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

YOU'RE JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY!!

 

[Deleted member 5189]

If you're in trouble
And you need someone to help you out
There's no need to whistle
And there's no need to shout

Hey hey hey hey
Help is on its way

Call the Koala Brothers
Call the Koala Brothers
Call the Koala Brothers
Call the Koala Brothers

If ever things go wrong
And don't work out the way you plan
There's no need to worry
They always lend a helping hand
Hey hey hey hey
Help is on its way

Call the Koala Brothers
Call the Koala Brothers
Call the Koala Brothers
Call the Koala Brothers
Help is on its way

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Since you left me I'm Dalepilled
Now I'm in a car and I'm crashing for real
Since you left me I've been Dalepilled
Now I'm in a car and I'm crashing for thrills

I hate the things that you do
I hate the things you put me through

Said you hate me when you saw me last
Now I'm in a car and I'm going fast

 

[ChristianChad]

KKK
Fine, sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist niggers' heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple-K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon Man's been smooth since days of killing Jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch Jews who do something to us
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, who us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies I don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigga
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

 

[Deleted member 5189]

im sorry big bro
i want you to know
that im so sorry
for the things i said

 

[Biiyo03]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

 

[Deleted member 5189]

i aint the sharpest tool in the shed

 

[Biiyo03]

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

 

[Deleted member 5189]

in the shape of an L on her forehead