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bumped into a young bear who was either hungry, pissed or jealous of my looks
I remembered that you should stay calm in those situations so i stood there, 15-20 m away from him, hoping he'd leave
We were staring at each other for good 30 seconds, estimating our chances in a potential fight, and the faggot then started walking towards me.
When I realized it was too late for me to try running away, something in my brain just clicked and i assaulted him like my life depended on it (well, it did).
When we got close to each other, he tried to grab me to get me to the ground, but i just used my mass (105 kg) and strength to deflect him.
It looked similar to this:
I didnt immediately get him to pass out, so, as he was crawling trying to recover, I finished him off with this move:
After that I have left the scene in case there were more bears around, since this exhausted me.
A day to remember, for sure. And now, a couple of hours later, I'm shitposting on the internet and rating male models. Funny how life works.
I remembered that you should stay calm in those situations so i stood there, 15-20 m away from him, hoping he'd leave
We were staring at each other for good 30 seconds, estimating our chances in a potential fight, and the faggot then started walking towards me.
When I realized it was too late for me to try running away, something in my brain just clicked and i assaulted him like my life depended on it (well, it did).
When we got close to each other, he tried to grab me to get me to the ground, but i just used my mass (105 kg) and strength to deflect him.
It looked similar to this:
I didnt immediately get him to pass out, so, as he was crawling trying to recover, I finished him off with this move:
After that I have left the scene in case there were more bears around, since this exhausted me.
A day to remember, for sure. And now, a couple of hours later, I'm shitposting on the internet and rating male models. Funny how life works.
