SpongeBob is smarter and more competent than nearly all of you

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Easily and it's not even close. The guy lives alone, have a job, doesn't torment himself with useless thoughts only things that he like. Better yet, I remember on the first episode Mr. Krabs and Squidward tried to troll him by telling him that if he wants a job he has to bring to them that ultra rare item (that they thought didn't exist) but SpongeBob just found it like a giga competent creature. He took care of the massive traffic inside the Krusty Krab like it was nothing. Yes he has problems such as driving but it's a minor detail compared to you faggots.

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I would pay good money to watch one of you faggots preparing a meal at his house. What a mess, what a show. It's probably not good either. Spongebob just acing that shit look at that coordination. You can only dream being like that.

You watched him as a kid hahaha he's so dumb! what a silly little thing. But guess what, you grew to be a much much dumber being than him. Not competent, not smart, no job, living with your parents. I salute SpongeBob because he's just like me! you guys keep failing at anything you do. Could you see that? a fucking sponge is more competent than you guys.
 
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im like squidward
 
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High IQ
 
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im like squidward
You remind me of Plankton tbh. Decent IQ with a big mouth. You care too much to be Squidward. All you do is failing too. You just hide in your place all day talking to your monitor.
 
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Easily and it's not even close. The guy lives alone, have a job, doesn't torment himself with useless thoughts only things that he like. Better yet, I remember on the first episode Mr. Krabs and Squidward tried to troll him by telling him that if he wants a job he has to bring to them that ultra rare item (that they thought didn't exist) but SpongeBob just found it like a giga competent creature. He took care of the massive traffic inside the Krusty Krab like it was nothing. Yes he has problems such as driving but it's a minor detail compared to you faggots.

sponge-bob-squarepants-burger.gif


I would pay good money to watch one of you faggots preparing a meal at his house. What a mess, what a show. It's probably not good either. Spongebob just acing that shit look at that coordination. You can only dream being like that.

You watched him as a kid hahaha he's so dumb! what a silly little thing. But guess what, you grew to be a much much dumber being than him. Not competent, not smart, no job, living with your parents. I salute SpongeBob because he's just like me! you guys keep failing at anything you do. Could you see that? a fucking sponge is more competent than you guys.
He works in a fast-food, he fails his drive license everytime, he lives in a pineapple, I could easily find a pineapple but I couldn't live in it(he's advantaged for being a giga turbo manlet shorter than 1 inch).
 
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He works in a fast-food, he fails his drive license everytime, he lives in a pineapple, I could easily find a pineapple but I couldn't live in it(he's advantaged for being a giga turbo manlet shorter than 1 inch).
He IQ mog you let's be honest. He's just silly because of insane dopamine receptors.
 
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@the BULL

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Easily and it's not even close. The guy lives alone, have a job, doesn't torment himself with useless thoughts only things that he like. Better yet, I remember on the first episode Mr. Krabs and Squidward tried to troll him by telling him that if he wants a job he has to bring to them that ultra rare item (that they thought didn't exist) but SpongeBob just found it like a giga competent creature. He took care of the massive traffic inside the Krusty Krab like it was nothing. Yes he has problems such as driving but it's a minor detail compared to you faggots.

sponge-bob-squarepants-burger.gif


I would pay good money to watch one of you faggots preparing a meal at his house. What a mess, what a show. It's probably not good either. Spongebob just acing that shit look at that coordination. You can only dream being like that.

You watched him as a kid hahaha he's so dumb! what a silly little thing. But guess what, you grew to be a much much dumber being than him. Not competent, not smart, no job, living with your parents. I salute SpongeBob because he's just like me! you guys keep failing at anything you do. Could you see that? a fucking sponge is more competent than you guys.
You got that right. SpongeBob IQ mogs the shit out of me. The SpongeBobpill destroyed me
 
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I never considered spongebob to be dumb. I only considered patrick to be dumb.

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Spongebob is very intelligent and low inhib. I never for one second associate the word “dumb” with him. I remember watching the show and admiring how intelligent and witty he is. He has a sense of humor, a job, friends, doesn’t give two fucks about offending someone. He’s the complete package. Too bad they turned him into a faggot once the creator died
 
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Spongebob mogs the entire forum
 
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He's also very low-inhib, charismatic, NT, and well liked. Insane work ethic too and never gives up on pursuing that driver license. So well liked in the Bikini Bottom that town citiziens beat up old men for him

He literally has the complete package.
 
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He NT mogs me to Bikini Rock Bottom.
 
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Spongebob was never dumb, just sometimes he is so positive about things to the point of delusion. He is the ultimate whitepiller.
 
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He clapped sandys cheeks
 
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Good thread OP.
 
@jojoyou Be manlet and proud
 
Spongebob mogs ngl. I aspire to be him in sbarro's.
 
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Wagie mogs me
 
hes a blonde aryan. it makes sense
 
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he had an amazing parents and is giga NT he can't lose
 
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Get mogged boyos
 
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