Spooky Halloween story.

[Hoax]

The clock strikes twelve, your room turns cold,
You reach for the phone with a trembling hold.
A message glows—your fate reads soon,
“Approved!” it reads—bimax soon!
You gallop, you leap, your heart takes flight,
At last, your jaw shall set aright.
But then—three knocks, slow, hollow, dry,
A voice seeps through: “Denied… oh my!”
From shadows grins the clerk of doom,
United Health stands, in the pale-lit room.
“With paperwork bound and wallets tight,
You’ll stay recessed low this chilling night.

Chills, actual chills.

 

[cursedpaki19]

The clock strikes twelve, your room turns cold,
You reach for the phone with a trembling hold.
A message glows—your fate, your boon,
“Approved!” it reads—bimax soon!
You grin, you leap, your heart takes flight,
At last, your jaw shall set aright.
But then—three knocks, slow, hollow, dry,
A voice seeps through: “Denied… oh my!”
From shadows grins the clerk of doom,
United Health stands, in the pale-lit gloom.
“With paperwork bound and wallets tight,
You’ll stay recessed low this chilling night.

dnr , ai slop