SPRING IS HERE! Are you all as excited as I am?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

And what Spring means....lots of pussy! Oh, wait, that doesn't happen for you all. Ugh. My bad. Sorry.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

 

[Tusseleif]

I’m just happy it’s not fucking -15 anymore

 

[Marsiere214]

indeed son

 

[turkproducer]

the way you type gives me serious reddit vibes... “ugh ugh ugh” what are you throwing up at jfl

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. The pussy is good this Spring. VERY GOOD! Ugh. I hooked up with this tight little ass earlier. Met her at Walmart. In all places, right? Ugh. I helped her get her Made in China shit into her car. She told me she got that stimulus. And so I said, as I looked at her vagina, "Very stimulating." She busted out in laughter! So I apologized.

"You're good." She said. "Follow me back and let's see if we can both get stimulated." DAMN!

And that shit was GOOD! Fuck. Damn.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Cope
Lockdown’s looming