Starting to wageslave but my job has buffs (jbw, lookism, non-thugmaxxed)

[SnowyWeather]

I’m broke, and just finished watching the wolf of wall street for the tenth time. I’m scratching my arms and foaming at the mouth for money

So I’m applying to work for a country club very close to where I live (these are not the club as to not dox myself, but it looks very similar to this)

My title is going to be “GOLF BAG STAFF/OUTSIDE OPERATIONS”

Meaning I clean clubs, take bags, greet visitors.


I chose it mainly because of tips. make about 10$ per interaction on 10-20 interactions per 7 hour shift.

That’s about $150 a day off just tips, plus a salary of 18 bucks an hour.

I also get free food on the job, and a new uniform (first nice pair of clothes I will ever own)




Here’s why this is a perfect job and I will get it easily:

1: JBW

I’m white, brown hair brown eyes. Somewhere around david laid pheno.

Rich, white, old men are the only people I’m going to interact with in the DMV country clubs.

Jbw makes me look “trustworthy”

JBW = More Money


2: Country Clubs are Lookist, and I’m HTN

I’m 6’0, gl, high trust features, perfect hire for these guys.

Since most people going for this position are my age ( around 14-16) and most people my age are ltn-lmtn this is a cakewalk fo me


3: Boy Scout

I’ve Done all the best extracurriculars.

Honors student, all As, Boy Scout, “best teammate” award on Varsity Volleyball, and I learned how to talk to adults, and how to suck up.

I’m just a genuinely good pick to hire.





I’ll update you guys on results but I should be making roughly 550$ every weekend.

I can finally buy me some HGH!

@grav @xzylecrey @klip11 @LukaKhang @soapbubble

 

[xzylecrey]

Mirin, youve already started?

 

[SnowyWeather]

Mirin, youve already started?

Nah, haven’t even applied yet but they’re desperate for employees been advertising a lot

 

[xzylecrey]

Nah, haven’t even applied yet

Ohh

but they’re desperate for employees been advertising a lot

sounds good lmk how it goes, i think i should start too, past few days ive been sleeping the boredom off

 

[gioscottist]

Nah, haven’t even applied yet but they’re desperate for employees been advertising a lot

You're supposed to write after it happened, not when you're imagining it

 

[SnowyWeather]

You're supposed to write after it happened, not when you're imagining it

But I might as well write it now because I’m going to get the job

 

[gioscottist]

But I might as well write it now because I’m going to get the job

You havent even applied

 

[SnowyWeather]

You havent even applied

 

[grav]

You havent even applied

Its halo effect grey

 

[gioscottist]

Its halo effect grey

He has never applied for a job before jfl
You probably havent either
ALL jobs are lookist

 

[HundredManSlayer]

i just applied to one last week and i have an interview sometime in april

probably have a decent shot as im white and have high trust features

 

[klip11]

I’m broke, and just finished watching the wolf of wall street for the tenth time. I’m scratching my arms and foaming at the mouth for money
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So I’m applying to work for a country club very close to where I live (these are not the club as to not dox myself, but it looks very similar to this)
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My title is going to be “GOLF BAG STAFF/OUTSIDE OPERATIONS”

Meaning I clean clubs, take bags, greet visitors.


I chose it mainly because of tips. make about 10$ per interaction on 10-20 interactions per 7 hour shift.

That’s about $150 a day off just tips, plus a salary of 18 bucks an hour.

I also get free food on the job, and a new uniform (first nice pair of clothes I will ever own)




Here’s why this is a perfect job and I will get it easily:

1: JBW

I’m white, brown hair brown eyes. Somewhere around david laid pheno.

Rich, white, old men are the only people I’m going to interact with in the DMV country clubs.

Jbw makes me look “trustworthy”

JBW = More Money


2: Country Clubs are Lookist, and I’m HTN

I’m 6’0, gl, high trust features, perfect hire for these guys.

Since most people going for this position are my age ( around 14-16) and most people my age are ltn-lmtn this is a cakewalk fo me


3: Boy Scout

I’ve Done all the best extracurriculars.

Honors student, all As, Boy Scout, “best teammate” award on Varsity Volleyball, and I learned how to talk to adults, and how to suck up.

I’m just a genuinely good pick to hire.





I’ll update you guys on results but I should be making roughly 550$ every weekend.

I can finally buy me some HGH!

@grav @xzylecrey @klip11 @LukaKhang @soapbubble

Old men? Are we talking 20, 21? 25?

 

[klip11]

i just applied to one last week and i have an interview sometime in april

probably have a decent shot as im white and have high trust features

What if you were black with low trust features?

 

[HundredManSlayer]

What if you were black with low trust features?

i would not get the job

 

[klip11]

i would not get the job

Yes you would. And you would get a promotion

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Yes you would. And you would get a promotion

 

[klip11]

@SnowyWeather always thought you were Pakistani

 

[soapbubble]

But I might as well write it now because I’m going to get the job

 

[SnowyWeather]

What if you were black with low trust features?

When he walks in for the interview they would scream in terror and shoot him

 

[SnowyWeather]

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