Op needs to imagine the worst case scenario, a gay deviant security guard makes him fuck for his freedom and its all recorded and uploaded online later (its really over )
id rope at that point tbh id rather spend a weekend in jail though which is the most i could get for stealing a little ass bottle of pills
Reason?aw shit i done got a 19% warning for this post
“stealing from the store” a mod pmed me but i cant find the conversation anymore
jfl mods asked me to record myself returning the shit i stole for a 4% reduction to my points
Skin colour check?
What if other people see you walk out normally and you just randomly start bolting, you don’t think that would raise any suspicion from the bystanders?
theyll just think im in a hurry or something
im brown bhai
I still have questions if you don’t mind. Where do you put the items? Do you buy something at checkout to lower suspicions? Do they not have a small surveillance screen at the entrance of the shop like most stores do? Thats all for now
i hold the items in my hand or pocket and i just walk out normally like i would if i wasnt stealing
not negroid but the next worst thing (latamcel)
im jewish bro
Not surprising, I suppose you probably are living in the US.
you are right bhai maybe i shall change my ways although ive never actually experienced racism ever in real life, just online so im starting to feel as if it might just be a myth
The right (Including Trump, which is coming into office probably) has been advocating for deportation of immigrants like you who can't follow the rules and keep doing crime like stealing innocent honest shops.
its okay bhai i have citizenship but i steal from big stores not small ones i doubt it really harms them at all
Stealing is always a uncivilized foolish behaviour. Not sure what you are trying to accomplish.
you are right and im sorta grateful i live in america and not some 3rd world shithole, i shall change my ways bhai
i might even start participating in local government
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true once that happens i’ll probably be forced to clean the side of a road or other slop community service
bhai pls donttttttt also the workers dont care
yeah when it buzzes thats even more fun
yeah the consequences make the adrenaline pump even harderGoin to jail or getting fined few hundred
For a 1$ pack of chips
Mirin low inhib
Homo erectus trait
yeah that would be alot of adrenaline but i dont want to go to jail bhai they’re basically a protected species
It depends on the thing you stolen
yeah bro i just steal small items
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These stores have the technology to track you across locations and recognize your face. They build a case against you once you cross a certain amount of money stolen.
yes bhai i do think my habit is harmful to myself and others i will look to quit and only steal when broke instead of for fun
i fucking love drugs too
i only do benadryl and dxm i be bumming off my homies cart too
cognative retardation speedruni only do benadryl and dxm i be bumming off my homies cart too
ive only done lsd and mdma and i have loved it
You'll never get a job at any place that deals mainly with money. Banks etc.
yeah i only do dxm once every two weeks im not trying to make myself retardedcognative retardation speedrun
