Stealing is easy

[Vermilioncore]

These days, no one really cares if you steal as long as it’s not expensive as fuck.

I steal from my job all the time. I just gobble shit up and take whatever I want. Then I go to the store and steal more at self checkout with the grocery slut right there and she doesn’t even notice.

Then I hop on Uber eats and do it again.

Just take what you want. Don’t pay. Life is easier that way.

 

[Kater Maxxing]

These days, no one really cares if you steal as long as it’s not expensive as fuck.

I steal from my job all the time. I just gobble shit up and take whatever I want. Then I go to the store and steal more at self checkout with the grocery slut right there and she doesn’t even notice.

Then I hop on Uber eats and do it again.

Just take what you want. Don’t pay. Life is easier that way.

You know that FBI agents are monitoring this site right?

 

[Deleted member 21182]

You know that FBI agents are monitoring this site right?

They have more important things to do than track down some Latino who’s stealing sneakers in his way out of the supermarket

 

[Vermilioncore]

You know that FBI agents are monitoring this site right?

They have more important things to do than track down some Latino who’s stealing sneakers in his way out of the supermarket

Jfl. Imagine the fbi shows up at my door and goes “you stole that Starbucks sandwich the other day. You’re coming with us”

 

[Jhon Smith]

 

[Vermilioncore]

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Homeboy keeps posting the same video

 

[Deleted member 26824]

no these cocksucker subhuman „detectives“ who failed police school will hunt you down if they catch you steal a piece of chocolate like there life depends on it and think they saved the world afterwards.

source: fuck them and they took 250€ from me

 

[Vermilioncore]

no these cocksucker subhuman „detectives“ who failed police school will hunt you down if they catch you steal a piece of chocolate like there life depends on it and think they saved the world afterwards.

source: fuck them and they took 250€ from me

If any detective reads this thread, my OP was a big joke. I never stole shit!