Step dad and hgh

[oskify]

Dude I connected my phone into Apple CarPlay and it started reading out my telegram messages and said “our hgh starts at something dollars sir” cause I was texting some Chinese lady about buying and he said to me IF U EVER GET ON ANY STEROID I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOUR MOTHER AND NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN I just said whatever and didn’t let it spike my cortisol but I realised if he ever catches me my mum will just suck his dick and he won’t do shit my step dad is a literal sub 3 fat ass and my mums 10 years younger European and like a htb ngl so I don’t even care hgh here I cum

(Btw I don’t even really like him I js like that he is kinda rich and buys me shit) I guess he’s cool sometimes

 

[Yani]

Alright bro

 

[Joeseminate]

Ok

 

[2s2f]

balright

 

[Matthewbbd bfeb]

Dude I connected my phone into Apple CarPlay and it started reading out my telegram messages and said “our hgh starts at something dollars sir” cause I was texting some Chinese lady about buying and he said to me IF U EVER GET ON ANY STEROID I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOUR MOTHER AND NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN I just said whatever and didn’t let it spike my cortisol but I realised if he ever catches me my mum will just suck his dick and he won’t do shit my step dad is a literal sub 3 fat ass and my mums 10 years younger European and like a htb ngl so I don’t even care hgh here I cum

(Btw I don’t even really like him I js like that he is kinda rich and buys me shit) I guess he’s cool sometimes

what did the mother do (im not on my phone ignore the emoji)

 

[gymcelld]

@Orka someone isn’t growing their bones

 

[Orka]

@Orka someone isn’t growing their bones

thread is larp'

htb mom, bitchy dad, and nothing reads out telegram msgs

i call bs

 

[dr.Tenma_]

Kill your dad asap to minimise cortisol spike

 

[LTNUser]

thread is larp'

htb mom, bitchy dad, and nothing reads out telegram msgs

i call bs

Least obvious larp

 

[oskify]

thread is larp'

htb mom, bitchy dad, and nothing reads out telegram msgs

i call bs

Huh? I’m notbullshitting

 

[oskify]

Least obvious larp

Dude I’m not making anything up

 

[Bobby791]

Ok

 

[oskify]

Kill your dad asap to minimise cortisol spike

That’s optional

 

[oskify]

That’s optional

I mean optimal

 

[Fuhrer18]

tales

 

[chot]

Is this your fetish or something

 

[oskify]

Is this your fetish or something

Yes

 

[chot]

Yes

Man im on Tren and even im not this weird

 

[Itsnotmeiswear]

beat that nigga cuck step dad up make him your bitch and tell him hes subhuman

 

[tomahawk]

Ok bro

 

[moid_user271k]

Dude I connected my phone into Apple CarPlay and it started reading out my telegram messages and said “our hgh starts at something dollars sir” cause I was texting some Chinese lady about buying and he said to me IF U EVER GET ON ANY STEROID I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOUR MOTHER AND NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN I just said whatever and didn’t let it spike my cortisol but I realised if he ever catches me my mum will just suck his dick and he won’t do shit my step dad is a literal sub 3 fat ass and my mums 10 years younger European and like a htb ngl so I don’t even care hgh here I cum

(Btw I don’t even really like him I js like that he is kinda rich and buys me shit) I guess he’s cool sometimes

sooooooooo did ur stepdad crack u or nah

 

[oskify]

beat that nigga cuck step dad up make him your bitch and tell him hes subhuman

Yes

 

[satangoy]

Dude I connected my phone into Apple CarPlay and it started reading out my telegram messages and said “our hgh starts at something dollars sir” cause I was texting some Chinese lady about buying and he said to me IF U EVER GET ON ANY STEROID I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOUR MOTHER AND NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN I just said whatever and didn’t let it spike my cortisol but I realised if he ever catches me my mum will just suck his dick and he won’t do shit my step dad is a literal sub 3 fat ass and my mums 10 years younger European and like a htb ngl so I don’t even care hgh here I cum

(Btw I don’t even really like him I js like that he is kinda rich and buys me shit) I guess he’s cool sometimes

bro just don't let his subhuman ass impregnate your mother if she's actually htb

 

[oskify]

bro just don't let his subhuman ass impregnate your mother if she's actually htb

I bet he’s infertile anyway and even if he got her pregnant his sub three sperm would ropemax in the worm

 

[surronz]

Dude I connected my phone into Apple CarPlay and it started reading out my telegram messages and said “our hgh starts at something dollars sir” cause I was texting some Chinese lady about buying and he said to me IF U EVER GET ON ANY STEROID I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOUR MOTHER AND NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN I just said whatever and didn’t let it spike my cortisol but I realised if he ever catches me my mum will just suck his dick and he won’t do shit my step dad is a literal sub 3 fat ass and my mums 10 years younger European and like a htb ngl so I don’t even care hgh here I cum

(Btw I don’t even really like him I js like that he is kinda rich and buys me shit) I guess he’s cool sometimes

ok

 

[vedicel]

my mums 10 years younger European and like a htb

htb you say

 

[LTNUser]

Man im on Tren and even im not this weird

It's most likely larp