swaggyp1
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1. Be a hot chick - non-negotiable
2. Get into contact and proximity with the players:
Wait with other groupies in hotel lobbies
DM them on Instagram
3. Make it known that you’re available and DTF with no commitment
4. Be willing to sign an NDA (non-disclosure agreement), so you’ll legally have to keep your mouth shut about having been fucked by whatever NBA star
Most aspiring NBA side chicks fail by step 2 or 3, but if you’re hot, you’ll be able to succeed eventually
A lot of chicks go to all-star weekend, but NBA stars are harder to get into bed than role players
You need to target yourself a dark skin role player on a small market team or an irrelevant team in a big market
Lightskin guys have bigger egos
If you try to fuck a starter on the Lakers or the Knicks, you’ll probably fail
If you try to go after the 13th man on the bench of the Clippers or the Sacramento Kings, you have a high likelihood to succeed as a hot chick
If you’re a gay guy looking for BBC, you can trannymax, like Dwight Howard’s ex-boyfriend
2. Get into contact and proximity with the players:
Wait with other groupies in hotel lobbies
DM them on Instagram
3. Make it known that you’re available and DTF with no commitment
4. Be willing to sign an NDA (non-disclosure agreement), so you’ll legally have to keep your mouth shut about having been fucked by whatever NBA star
Most aspiring NBA side chicks fail by step 2 or 3, but if you’re hot, you’ll be able to succeed eventually
A lot of chicks go to all-star weekend, but NBA stars are harder to get into bed than role players
You need to target yourself a dark skin role player on a small market team or an irrelevant team in a big market
Lightskin guys have bigger egos
If you try to fuck a starter on the Lakers or the Knicks, you’ll probably fail
If you try to go after the 13th man on the bench of the Clippers or the Sacramento Kings, you have a high likelihood to succeed as a hot chick
If you’re a gay guy looking for BBC, you can trannymax, like Dwight Howard’s ex-boyfriend
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