STILL 0 MATCHES IT DIDNT BEGAN

[Deleted member 8608]

15 MIN PASSED STILL 0 MATCHES ITS OVER

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Wait a day Chad

 

[Cidre enjoyer]

on what app ?

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

should I waste all my swipes?

Dunno never used the app. Do what ur hearts tells u

 

[Lars]

how much likes?

 

[Lars]

0 could you rate profile?

yeah sure

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

0 could you rate profile?

Let me rate hes a homosexual

 

[Chadakin]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

0? Damn. Are you sure you're connected to the internet? I've heard, when you're not connected, you usually don't get any matches. However, if you do get one - while not connected - run!

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

ion wanna get doxxed but ill risk it anyways

I dont dox, just get off

Spoiler: To

Subhuman Abominations

 

[Lars]

Let me rate hes a homosexual

How am i homosexual

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

0 could you rate profile?

yeah sure daddy anything 4 u

You vs Real Man

 

[Blackgymmax]

 

[Offensive Bias]

15 MIN PASSED STILL 0 MATCHES ITS OVER

pic?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

ok will keep it in mind

Js. Ngl. Fr! Its the only explanation. When I had used Tinder. After I finalized my profile and activated....boom! Boom-boom-boom-boom the matches come pouring in. Like a woman squirting during a reverse cowgirl. That shit comes splashing out over my abs - chest - neck. Ugh. Even on my face! And all she can say with a giggle, "Oops. Sorry." Ugh. Then a tiny turd plumps out of her. Lands on my balls. Sticks to it! And slowly slides down them. Like one of those creepy wall crawlers.

 

[Zias]

Over