Stomach full and balls empty theory

[Jason Voorhees]

After I'm done having sex with my gf. She has a habit of making me a nice warm meal and cup of my favourite coffee. After I'm done fucking her I generally sleep in the bed or lay there for a while she gets up, takes a bath, wears some new clothes and prepares a nice warm cozy meal that gets served to me in bed with a big smile sometimes she even sits in my lap and feeds if she is feeling especially affectionate. I love it so much. Post sex after care is honestly hotter than the sex itself. All these little things are why I love fucking her. After a while of just talking and laying there, I roll out of the bed lazily and leave with my balls empty, stomach full and complete satisfaction.

 

[carpe diem]

After I'm done having sex with my gf. She has a habit of making me a nice warm meal and cup of my favourite coffee. After I'm done fucking her I generally sleep in the bed or lay there for a while she gets up, takes a bath, wears some new clothes and prepares a nice warm cozy meal that gets served to me in bed with a big smile sometimes she even sits in my lap and feeds if she is feeling especially affectionate. I love it so much. Post sex after care is honestly hotter than the sex itself. All these little things are why I love fucking her. After a while of just talking and laying there, I roll out of the bed lazily and leave with my balls empty, stomach full and complete satisfaction.

good read

 

[Elegant]

glad u finally got ur gf but i am on the borderline of getting a stroke when i get even a glimpse of an imagination of you having sex

 

[Jason Voorhees]

glad u finally got ur gf but i am on the borderline of getting a stroke when i get even a glimpse of an imagination of you having sex

Anyone can have sex

 

[carpe diem]

glad u finally got ur gf but i am on the borderline of getting a stroke when i get even a glimpse of an imagination of you having sex

this

 

[Elegant]

Anyone can have sex

but not anyone makes me get a stroke when i imagine them having it

 

[Jason Voorhees]

but not anyone makes me get a stroke when i imagine them having it

Why does that give you a stroke?

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

After a while of just talking and laying there, I roll out of the bed lazily and leave with my balls empty,

Adonis springs out of bed with his balls full of semen.

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

good for you bhai. henceforth no longer a truecel.

 

[Deleted member 93861]

Yea this is me with my right hand and a bowl of top ramen after a long day of tradeslaving

Truly living the life

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@estonianslayerr

 

[estonianslayerr]

Fakecel mang.

Jokes aside, congratulations bro I aspire to have a similar situation to you in the future

 

[Sprinkles]

What do you do about the cum stains on the bed

 

[Jason Voorhees]

What do you do about the cum stains on the bed

Change bed sheets and put them in laundry

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Swarthy Knight

 

[Diyorldar]

life fuel

some day I will leave the meaningless hookups behind me

 

[inceltriad78]

After I'm done having sex with my gf. She has a habit of making me a nice warm meal and cup of my favourite coffee. After I'm done fucking her I generally sleep in the bed or lay there for a while she gets up, takes a bath, wears some new clothes and prepares a nice warm cozy meal that gets served to me in bed with a big smile sometimes she even sits in my lap and feeds if she is feeling especially affectionate. I love it so much. Post sex after care is honestly hotter than the sex itself. All these little things are why I love fucking her. After a while of just talking and laying there, I roll out of the bed lazily and leave with my balls empty, stomach full and complete satisfaction.

Do you have sex without cumming?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Do you have sex without cumming?

I don't wear condom but I pull out on time, sometimes i end up cumming inside in which case she takes morning after pills.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@imontheloose

 

[imontheloose]

@imontheloose

Cupcake or death, Jason. No amount of food can rectify that fundamental problem

 

[Outlander]

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Mirin

 

[Tiku]

chad

 

[Glorious King]

Mirin

Dammn I was waiting for a more interesting response from the og chad



Fisher.....

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Dammn I was waiting for a more interesting response from the og chad



Fisher.....

Sorry to disappoint Nawab. Plz don't jihad me

 

[Glorious King]

Sorry to disappoint Nawab. Plz don't jihad me

Allah Hafiz

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Allah Hafiz

Bhagavan will protect me

 

[romanstock]

You're doing something wrong. You should not deplete your balls in the morning, and you should not have coffee at night.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@BigBallsLarry

 

[BigBallsLarry]

After I'm done having sex with my gf. She has a habit of making me a nice warm meal and cup of my favourite coffee. After I'm done fucking her I generally sleep in the bed or lay there for a while she gets up, takes a bath, wears some new clothes and prepares a nice warm cozy meal that gets served to me in bed with a big smile sometimes she even sits in my lap and feeds if she is feeling especially affectionate. I love it so much. Post sex after care is honestly hotter than the sex itself. All these little things are why I love fucking her. After a while of just talking and laying there, I roll out of the bed lazily and leave with my balls empty, stomach full and complete satisfaction.

True, this is what i love aswell

 

[rawr]

After I'm done having sex with my gf. She has a habit of making me a nice warm meal and cup of my favourite coffee. After I'm done fucking her I generally sleep in the bed or lay there for a while she gets up, takes a bath, wears some new clothes and prepares a nice warm cozy meal that gets served to me in bed with a big smile sometimes she even sits in my lap and feeds if she is feeling especially affectionate. I love it so much. Post sex after care is honestly hotter than the sex itself. All these little things are why I love fucking her. After a while of just talking and laying there, I roll out of the bed lazily and leave with my balls empty, stomach full and complete satisfaction.

nigga are you the girlfriend?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

nigga are you the girlfriend?

What?

 

[LXR]

So you dont wash your dick after ?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

So you dont wash your dick after ?

I do. I'm not nasty like that.

 

[LXR]

I do. I'm not nasty like that.

Here I thought your body was UTI resistant

 

[sick kunt31]

then you woke up stomach empty and balls empty from having shitty wet dreams