stop the 5'9" joke [Blackpill] it is unfunny [Blackpill]

[Growth Plate]

Literally has been spammed for nearly a year now

hahahahahahaha stallone is ideal (get it? he is actually short and unattractive but i am saying he is ideal so i am so funny)

hahaha 5'9" is gigachad height (get it? 5'9" is a suifuel height but i am saying it is actually gigachad height which is like so ironic thus i am so clever and like sarcastic lol)

https :// www. reddit. com /r/Looksmax/

 

[galego123]

im 5ft 9 and when i started wearing shoes that give me almost 2 inches i got a lot more attention

 

[galego123]

inb4 the "muh 5ft 9" dude shows up with naked stallone or Van damme pics

 

[Deleted member 17763]

he is actually short and unattractive

What the fuck did you just fucking say

 

[Growth Plate]

im 5ft 9 and when i started wearing shoes that give me almost 2 inches i got a lot more attention

Quite literally no one would be able to see a completely microscopic man aka below 5'11"

 

[Deleted member 2403]

im 5ft 9 and when i started wearing shoes that give me almost 2 inches i got a lot more attention

im 5’9 and wear 2.25 inch footwear and it makes no difference ppl didnt even notice i was taller which is cause everyone wears an inch so i really only have a 1.25 inch advantage

 

[galego123]

Quite literally no one would be able to see a completely microscopic man aka below 5'11"

are you considering LL? i want 3 inches. i can afford it in india next year

 

[galego123]

im 5’9 and wear 2.25 inch footwear and it makes no difference ppl didnt even notice i was taller which is cause everyone wears an inch so i really only have a 1.25 inch advantage

in brazil most ppl wear vans/nike sbs so i have a bigger boost

 

[Sigmamale]

Ok Stallone is short but unattractive idk. He is not high PSL but I would say he is high SMV despite his height.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

in brazil most ppl wear vans/nike sbs so i have a bigger boost

im the only 5’9 person in the west innit

 

[Deleted member 18244]

All your LL mandem is it really worth the pain? The bone crushing pain for 3 inches?

 

[Lygodactylus]

True, I'm a gigachad and I don't think this is acceptable.

 

[Lygodactylus]

All your LL mandem is it really worth the pain? The bone crushing pain for 3 inches?

If you live in the west and you're anything under 6 feet, you're bound to feel inferior and weak in society. So in my case yes

 

[galego123]

All your LL mandem is it really worth the pain? The bone crushing pain for 3 inches?

imagine caring about pain as a man

 

[Lygodactylus]

imagine caring about pain as a man

bonesmashing is good for you

 

[galego123]

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Yeah, bonesmashing is good

goofy ass chink

 

[Deleted member 18244]

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bonesmashing is good for you

Holy shit dude, right in the nose as well. I’m saving that

 

[Zylk]

Literalmente ha sido spam durante casi un año.

hahahahahahaha stallone es ideal (¿entiendes? en realidad es bajo y poco atractivo, pero digo que es ideal, así que soy muy divertido):soja:

jajaja 5'9 "es una altura de gigachad (¿entiendes? 5'9" es una altura de suifuel, pero digo que en realidad es una altura de gigachad, lo cual es tan irónico, por lo que soy tan inteligente y como sarcástico jajaja):soja::soja:gro:

https://www. reddit. es /r/Looksmax/

How is 5'9 not ideal? It never was? Shit...

 

[Deleted member 18244]

imagine caring about pain as a man

I’m sissymaxxed

 

[Gargantuan]

>>Nooo you cannot make jokes about 5'9 being ideal

 

[Growth Plate]

>>Nooo you cannot make jokes about 5'9 being ideal
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>>>Nooo you cannot make jokes about 5'9 being ideal

 

[Growth Plate]

How is 5'9 not ideal? It never was? Shit...
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are you in Gautemala browsing this forum with google translate?

 

[Gargantuan]

>>>Nooo you cannot make jokes about 5'9 being ideal
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[Growth Plate]

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[Growth Plate]

 

[MorningNorwood]

5'9 is not suifuel height

 

[galego123]

5'9 is not suifuel height

it is im 5ft 9 and all my peers are 5ft 11+

 

[Deleted member 11758]

shiiii nigga i’d rather be 5’9 medium ugly then 6’3 incel medium ugly pride worldwide

 

[MorningNorwood]

it is im 5ft 9 and all my peers are 5ft 11+

Which is brutal no doubt but still far from an actual suifuel(Over) height like <5'7
Unless you're living in Northern Europe or Holland rn which in that case mb you're right in feeling that way