true_subhuman_here
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The Dark Lord @lenvoalt is on his Foid Destroyer, but the young Subhuman Skywalker is looksmaxing with the old jedi master, "Master" on the planet Dagobhai...
Meanwhile on the planet Dagobhai...
Master: You have to be prepared to mog Darth Lenvoalt
Subhuman: Alright what am I supposed to do master Master
master Master: looksmax and buy VIP with the 40% discount
Subhuman: Is the VIP really necessary?
master Master: *silence*... Htns buy it.
Subhuman: Ahhh you got me.
*Subhuman buys VIP and ascends to LHTN thanks to the Forgce*
Subhuman: Thanks master Master, now I can finally mog Darth Lenvoalt, Im not afraid anymore.
*After that, a lot of things happen, master Master disappears in thin air, some other things happen, and Subhuman Skywalker ends up on the Test Star, where his father Darth Lenvoalt lies*
They fight, but theres Emperor Hornyteen observing, staring, and watching them. He analyzes every bone, every inch, every fraud. He eventually gets tired of the mog battle and decides to throw a loving foid to Subhuman Skywalker... Until Darth Lenvoalt sacrifices his KHHV status, making Emperor Hornyteen go crazy and rope.
Darth Lenvoalt is now dying.
Its too late for him now.
Subhuman forgives him, and takes his body to Endoorg, where he burns it, to imitate primal life.
He celebrates his ascension with his friends, Yam Solo, Truebacca, C3OP, R2DNR2, the Princess Infra.
May the Forgce be with you.
