Stories from school?

[magnificentcel]

Post em

 

[Deleted member 5522]

 

[magnificentcel]

don’t be jealous asshole

 

[Deleted member 2214]

@FastBananaCEO performing fellatio on one of his bullies to get his lunch money back,

 

[Deleted member 6113]

 

[Deleted member 10042]

I got sexually assaulted by a random foid who pinched my big kim k butt

And another foid asked me out but im autistic and not gl (happy with my looks)

When i was 12 a cute busty 16 yo wanted to hug me because she said i look cute i refused

Eritrean foid randomly asked me out when i was 13
I dont find light skin black foids attractive

 

[Deleted member 10042]

Fucking hell gave me chills

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@FastBananaCEO performing fellatio on one of his bullies to get his lunch money back,

Tf is fellatio

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Tf is fellatio

PP suck.

 

[wristcel]

Indian kid shit himself in class and it somehow rolled out of his trouser leg in a little ball.
Teacher had to clean it up.

 

[datboijj]

An Incel in collage was going up to women and pulling down his pants and masturbating in front of them
Then he would run away
There was a warning about it in school news

 

[Deleted member 10987]

I beat a guy because another guy promised me to let me play in his house if i beated him

I choked a guy on the ground till he cried in class because he wouldnt stop insult my mother

I kicked a girl in the pussy and she cried

I stole 70 $ from a girl in class to go eat in Mcdonalds with my friends, she was screaming at the end of the class but no one knew it was me

I joked about holocaust in Ww2 history class

I stoled the glasses of a guy who insulted me a lot

 

[Deleted member 5180]

Indian kid shit himself in class and it somehow rolled out of his trouser leg in a little ball.
Teacher had to clean it up.

i used to shit myself in class all the time in the first grade

 

[wristcel]

i used to shit myself in class all the time in the first grade

This dude was 15 or so?

 

[Deleted member 5969]

What kind of stories bro? I got lots.

 

[wristcel]

I'm trying to think of more now! I'm oldcel so it was too long ago!

Remember chad getting wanked off by a girl in science class. (he's dead now. Murdered)

Teacher getting locked in a cupboard by students and she had some sort of nervous breakdown

Another teacher getting the shit beat out of him by ex students who didn't like him. He didn't teach again for maybe 2 years

Remember playing an epic 'game' that me and a friend made up where we essentially sexually assaulted girls under the guise of it being a game and it worked. We'd basically feel girls up but do it in a very jokey way involving points/scoring and they were down. They were girls we knew well and we just developed this 'game' out of nowhere. Details are hazy. My ugly ass friend basically shoved his finger in the hottest girl in the year. Said he'd never wash his hand again!

Remember many 15 y/o girls getting pregnant from their 25 year old boyfriends who would pick them up after school

Chad (from above) almost banged the hot milf maths teacher. She deffo wanted a piece!

Sure i've got tonnes more of stories but i'm running blank

 

[magnificentcel]

What kind of stories bro? I got lots.

Just any tbh

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I said “I feel bad for nazis” in my history class and it turns out my Jewish teacher heard me

 

[alriodai]

i got so many jfl

best & worst one is when police came outside school & shot a drug dealer in the head for rushing them with a knife that was fucked up

 

[magnificentcel]

S

 

[fobos]

I was beaten up in front of my crush hehe

 

[Deleted member 4562]

There was this kid named Eddie in my 8th grade class (13yo~) who would talk a lot of shit and bust everyone's balls but in a really weird, asshole-ish way, I think he was just really unaware of how he came off and how little people liked him but he was more or less normal in every other way. I think he did it because he didn't know how to make friends any other way He was pretty skinny, blonde curly hair with bit of a wide face, maybe like 2-3 inches shorter than everyone else.

We would give him shit because he came dressed during Halloween as bumblebee the transformer, some dude in the back of the class said "Hey look it's bumble-queer" and we called him that for the rest of the year jfl.

Another time in class after we had finished our assignments we were talking about video games and everyone started talking about what console they have, and then what their favorite video game console was, ps3 or xbox 360. Well someone in my group asks Eddie what he preferred, "Xbox or ps3" and this kid respond with

"Gamecube"

jfl, so everyone started calling him poor and bumble-queer at this point.

The icing of the cake was when we had P.E. class around maybe 3/4th of the way through the year, we get told that we're gonna play basketball and we get him on our team, so everyone is kind of pissed.

Maybe halfway through the game we our running to the other side of the court and we notice that Eddie is standing still and looking kind of scared, then he squats, and starts pissing himself. Full on dripping out of hisgym shorts, idk how or why, I guess he was trying to hold it in for some fucking reason and he failed, but he is just pissing himself in the middle of the court with the girls on the other side of the gym looking jfl.

The details are fuzzy afterwards but I remember the coach trying to call his mom and she isn't answering, and he tells the coach that it's ok, he still has his clean pair of pants in the lockers and he can just turn his underwear inside out. He ended up walking around the rest of the day with pissed soaked underwear under his clean jeans, and everyone that had seen had told everyone else.

jfl

We didn't see him after that year ended.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I am from virginia, where the VT shooting happened by st cho (Seung-Hui Cho). I used to be an edgelord neckbeard 11 year old atheist who would say anything to be nonconformist or contrarian or controversial. I was talking in school about how the VT shooting was actually good and how that guy was cool, I got in big trouble, everyone, all the students hated me after that and the principal told me to apologize but I refused so I got suspended

 

[Deleted member 4562]

There was this kid named Eddie in my 8th grade class (13yo~) who would talk a lot of shit and bust everyone's balls but in a really weird, asshole-ish way, I think he was just really unaware of how he came off and how little people liked him but he was more or less normal in every other way. I think he did it because he didn't know how to make friends any other way He was pretty skinny, blonde curly hair with bit of a wide face, maybe like 2-3 inches shorter than everyone else.

We would give him shit because he came dressed during Halloween as bumblebee the transformer, some dude in the back of the class said "Hey look it's bumble-queer" and we called him that for the rest of the year jfl.

Another time in class after we had finished our assignments we were talking about video games and everyone started talking about what console they have, and then what their favorite video game console was, ps3 or xbox 360. Well someone in my group asks Eddie what he preferred, "Xbox or ps3" and this kid respond with

"Gamecube"

jfl, so everyone started calling him poor and bumble-queer at this point.

The icing of the cake was when we had P.E. class around maybe 3/4th of the way through the year, we get told that we're gonna play basketball and we get him on our team, so everyone is kind of pissed.

Maybe halfway through the game we our running to the other side of the court and we notice that Eddie is standing still and looking kind of scared, then he squats, and starts pissing himself. Full on dripping out of hisgym shorts, idk how or why, I guess he was trying to hold it in for some fucking reason and he failed, but he is just pissing himself in the middle of the court with the girls on the other side of the gym looking jfl.

The details are fuzzy afterwards but I remember the coach trying to call his mom and she isn't answering, and he tells the coach that it's ok, he still has his clean pair of pants in the lockers and he can just turn his underwear inside out. He ended up walking around the rest of the day with pissed soaked underwear under his clean jeans, and everyone that had seen had told everyone else.

jfl

We didn't see him after that year ended.

crazy how i write essays and not a single react or reply was given

fuckthis forum

 

[Deleted member 11414]

one time after one of my autistic outbursts i had to talk to the counsellor and was told i'm "intelligent but mentally disturbed" lmao

 

[Deleted member 11414]

I am from virginia, where the VT shooting happened by st cho (Seung-Hui Cho). I used to be an edgelord neckbeard 11 year old atheist who would say anything to be nonconformist or contrarian or controversial. I was talking in school about how the VT shooting was actually good and how that guy was cool, I got in big trouble, everyone, all the students hated me after that and the principal told me to apologize but I refused so I got suspended

vt was a false flag anyway

 

[Clark69]

Girl in my school slit her wrists in the bathroom because of a message on social media

Incel got his arm broken when he tried playing football. Incel had the football, Chad picked him up and slammed him

A guy called the black teacher "Nigger". she stood there for a few minutes until she continued class

A Becky broke a Stacy's nose during lunch

Some freshman brought knives to the school and got suspended for it