[Story] I farted in front of a cute cashier at the coffee shop

[Lorence]

So, earlier today I was at a coffee shop, ordering my food, to this cute cashier girl who looked to be about 20 or 21 years old

She smiled at me and asked me how I was doing, felt amazing

So I ordered my coffee, but then, as she was fixing my order, I ripped ass, I knew she heard it because she had a smirk on her face after she handed me the coffee, JFL its fucking over for fartbros

 

[Lorence]

@bump

 

[Clqs]

Uh huh

 

[Eclipse prinz]

You got flustered because he’s already embarrassing himself anyway.
And you don’t even know what to reply?

Like your brain just glitched and you’re like:

Uh huh