STORY Just got cat called at the grocery store

[Amnesia]

basically after my recent frustrations with online girls it came to a head last night when I was suppose to have a date with a girl from Tinder. We even FaceTimed the 2 nights before and she was shocked I was real, all giggly and after the FT texted me she was looking forward to out date. Well on the actual day of the date I texted her 7:30 was a good time to meet and where my address was (which she already said she'd come over my my place for margaritas and hot tubbing) But she ghosted me all day and haven't heard from her.

Today I am going to delete my apps most likely and I headed to the grocery store to buy a ton of ice cream and junk food because I am going on a fucking sugar bender, I have been eating strict and cutting for months and am shredded but who cares, junk food and porn is better than getting flaked on by average girls and sex sucks anyway

So I am in line checking out with literally 4 full size ice cream cartons, a huge bag of gummy bears and chips and 2 frozen pizzas. I am in a tank top and had just did some cardio so I have vascularity showing and mind you I am like 12% BF rn. Anyway as I am checking out at the self checkout all this ice cream I hear someone say "how do u have a body like that when you eat so much ice cream?" I look up not knowing where it came from cause I am a social autist keeping my head as far down as possible whenever in public trying to keep to myself. I hear "Hey over here, I said that" and it was a boomer guy with his wife next to him and the cashier one lane over who are all looking at me smiling.

The guy repeats "damn kid when I eat ice cream I don't end up looking like that." His wife laughs and says "I wish he did though" and they all laughed. I laughed too. And awkwardly reply "we-well this is the first time in two months I'm eating ice cream, gotta cheat sometimes. I've been on chicken and rice for the whole summer." And the guy laughs in a nice way, and they all kinda keep joking about it and they tell me it's ok to cheat sometimes.

As I finish checking out I am leaving the store, I kinda wave and say goodbye to the three boomers who had been joking with me but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond. But as I am literally walking out the door a young cute girl comes up to me and says "really, chicken and rice for the last two months?" I was caught off guard and wanted to appear NT cause now I am being talked to by an actual attractice chick. I just said something retarded "naww I find a way to fit in white claws and some frozen berries too, I love my blueberries." she replies "eww white claws are gross" So much for trying to say something NT. But she says "well keep doing what you're doing cause it's working, when I saw you in the store I actually thought you were a model." I said "Thanks " awkwardly, for a split second wanted to ask for her number but couldnt take another text for a day and eventual her asking me for my IG so I just told her "have a nice summer, take care"


And now I am looking forward to the rest of my night of playing video games, making my pizzas and rotting to my sugar high, fuck women

 

[dnrd]

u should do low inhib shit for fun seems like ur getting bored of life

 

[Amnesia]

u should do low inhib shit for fun seems like ur getting bored of life

My mom asked me last night why i havent gotten the vax, shes very concerned about me getting Covid I deadpan told her "i dont care if I die, that'd be fine."

She wants me to go into therapy lol. My sister and I talk about ideal ways to commit suicide all the time, shes the same way I am in the sense of total numbness towards living

 

[dnrd]

My mom asked me last night why i havent gotten the vax, shes very concerned about me getting Covid I deadpan told her "i dont care if I die, that'd be fine."

She wants me to go into therapy lol

yeah ur good looking an all but u should unironically get therapy u sound mentally fucked... maybe build a social circle it should be easy w the way u look

 

[.👽.]

nigga arent you a boomer yourself

 

[Deleted member 14455]

I deadpan told her "i dont care if I die, that'd be fine."

Don't say that to your mom ngl, you just cause her to worry and spike her cortisol while you don't care.

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

U actually sounded pretty NT. Good job enema, should've got her # tho or asked her if she wanted to share the food with u Some sperg shit ik but with those looks anything's possible

 

[Deleted member 11388]

My mom asked me last night why i havent gotten the vax, shes very concerned about me getting Covid I deadpan told her "i dont care if I die, that'd be fine."

She wants me to go into therapy lol. My sister and I talk about ideal ways to commit suicide all the time, shes the same way I am in the sense of total numbness towards living

well bro, i feel same sometimes....
IMO get a motorbike and get high on adrenaline also chances of dying in not pussy way...

thats what i plan to do, yolo the fuck on motorbike till spliting my head into pieces.

 

[.👽.]

well bro, i feel same sometimes....
IMO get a motorbike and get high on adrenaline also chances of dying in not pussy way...

thats what i plan to do, yolo the fuck on motorbike till spliting my head into pieces.

join the left lane crew

 

[TsarTsar444]

How do you niggers have the patience to read this shit, jfl if u did, kys tbh

 

[Deleted member 14455]

How do you niggers have the patience to read this shit, jfl if u did, kys tbh

don't ever change tsar

 

[Carolus]

You need to learn to appreciate when people worship you and take it in the moment

but couldnt take another text for a day

So just ask her if she wanna come over then and there, what have you got to lose? If she says no who cares, tell her have a good summer and to fuck off

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

You need to learn to appreciate when people worship you and take it in the moment


So just ask her if she wanna come over then and there, what have you got to lose? If she says no who cares, tell her have a good summer and to fuck off

fr should've said to her "sugar binge and chill?" kinda corny but fuck it why not

 

[Warlow]

fr should've said to her "sugar binge and chill?" kinda corny but fuck it why not

oh you horny, horny!!

 

[Deleted member 275]

looks-theory is dead, but chad visits the grocery store once and has 3 boomers offering him their wives, and some attractice chick hitting hard on him.

yeah look-theory is dead boys

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

oh you horny, horny!!

u can't look good and not be totally low inhib with this shit

 

[Carolus]

fr should've said to her "sugar binge and chill?" kinda corny but fuck it why not

Yeah fucking a thot whilst simultaneously chugging down a pint of ben and jerry's? That's the dream

 

[Cali Yuga]

My mom asked me last night why i havent gotten the vax, shes very concerned about me getting Covid I deadpan told her "i dont care if I die, that'd be fine."

She wants me to go into therapy lol. My sister and I talk about ideal ways to commit suicide all the time, shes the same way I am in the sense of total numbness towards living

I've stopped trying to argue with people about vax and now I just say I want maximum amount of people possible to die of covid and im just doing my part

 

[AlexAP]

How do you niggers have the patience to read this shit, jfl if u did, kys tbh

True tbh, but I was expecting some plot twist. So, it was just like this:

 

[Perma Virgin 666]

She wants me to go into therapy lol. My sister and I talk about ideal ways to commit suicide all the time, shes the same way I am in the sense of total numbness towards living

is your sister hot? does she have big booba? post her boobs?

 

[GymcelDoomer]

 

[nastynas]

bruh i was cringing to my bones when i read that boomer called you out like that i can't imagine how you felt irl

 

[Deleted member 9568]

My mom asked me last night why i havent gotten the vax, shes very concerned about me getting Covid I deadpan told her "i dont care if I die, that'd be fine."

She wants me to go into therapy lol. My sister and I talk about ideal ways to commit suicide all the time, shes the same way I am in the sense of total numbness towards living

There is assisted suicide in switzerland for that bro

 

[CFW432]

It honestly amazes me how you cant generate enough douchbag NTness simply from the way you look. If i looked like you, i would literally check myself out at in mirror everytime i got the chance like a self obssessed faggot, while negging every single average becky i came across.

 

[tyronelite]

Amnesia needs his own TV show

 

[RichardSpencel]

 

[zeke714]

@Amnesia Random question but did you wear a cap in public or no?

 

[Enfant terrible]

i realisied iam more nt than you
brutal nt mog

 

[Enfant terrible]

But seriously your life would improve drastically
if you would socialise more. Like try to get friends and stuff and building a social circle. Tinder is cancer.

 

[Amnesia]

@Amnesia Random question but did you wear a cap in public or no?

always at the gym and even most the time for day to day stuff like grocery shopping, ussually backwards when feeling good, forward covering my face when I am feeling particularly depressed and or wanting to hide cause its a bad day

 

[TITUS]

I've stopped trying to argue with people about vax and now I just say I want maximum amount of people possible to die of covid and im just doing my part

You can end by saying that you are vegan and everything will sound fine.

 

[TITUS]

It honestly amazes me how you cant generate enough douchbag NTness simply from the way you look. If i looked like you, i would literally check myself out at in mirror everytime i got the chance like a self obssessed faggot, while negging every single average becky i came across.

If i was Amnesia i would disrespect woman so badly they would probably think im hitting on them.

 

[Deleted member 14160]

always at the gym and even most the time for day to day stuff like grocery shopping, ussually backwards when feeling good, forward covering my face when I am feeling particularly depressed and or wanting to hide cause its a bad day

you must get a ton of hoes approaching at the gym no?

 

[Amnesia]

It honestly amazes me how you cant generate enough douchbag NTness simply from the way you look. If i looked like you, i would literally check myself out at in mirror everytime i got the chance like a self obssessed faggot, while negging every single average becky i came across.

If i was Amnesia i would disrespect woman so badly they would probably think im hitting on them.

And then if u did that the girl would just tell u to ur face "ur not as hot shit as u think bruh, look at my DM's I have a million guys better looking than u hitting me up right now" and she'd pull out her phone and BE RIGHT and then u would get owned.

Women always that game, u can't flex on them unless u were really handsome AND had mega status and money and they knew u did

 

[CFW432]

And then if u did that the girl would just tell u to ur face "ur not as hot shit as u think bruh, look at my DM's I have a million guys better looking than u hitting me up right now" and she'd pull out her phone and BE RIGHT and then u would get owned.

Women always win

thats when you hit her back with the fact that you have plenty of attractive girls trying to match you back with on tinder as well, because YOU do, and that she aint nothing but another body. Honestly, when people reach your looks level, they dont really have to flirt with girls (unless they are gigastacies). You can neg a person without actually being interested in them. People bully other people all the time to feel better about themselves.

 

[Baldingman1998]

How do you niggers have the patience to read this shit, jfl if u did, kys tbh

What a fine medical doctor you will become

 

[Amnesia]

thats when you hit her back with the fact that you have plenty of attractive girls trying to match you back with on tinder as well, because YOU do, and that she aint nothing but another body. Honestly, when people reach your looks level, they dont really have to flirt with girls (unless they are gigastacies). You can neg a person without actually being interested in them. People bully other people all the time to feel better about themselves.

no i dont, sure matches but they arent hitting me up

 

[Deleted member 1332]

You seem to really like looksmaxxing but only use your good looks for women, have you considered trying to model or do something like acting where you can take advantage of your looks?

Might be nice to give purpose to your looksmaxxing outside of women, if its something you enjoy doing, or just do. just saying. If women were the only thing I thought I would get out of looksmaxxing I wouldn't have even half as much interest in it as I do.

 

[TITUS]

And then if u did that the girl would just tell u to ur face "ur not as hot shit as u think bruh, look at my DM's I have a million guys better looking than u hitting me up right now" and she'd pull out her phone and BE RIGHT and then u would get owned.

Women always that game, u can't flex on them unless u were really handsome AND had mega status and money and they knew u did

Maybe but you will live rent free in her head forever.

 

[TITUS]

You seem to really like looksmaxxing but only use your good looks for women, have you considered trying to model or do something like acting where you can take advantage of your looks?

Might be nice to give purpose to your looksmaxxing outside of women, if its something you enjoy doing, or just do. just saying. If women were the only thing I thought I would get out of looksmaxxing I wouldn't have even half as much interest in it as I do.

You wouldn't believe it, but there is people with plenty of money and looks who just like to live their regular scheduled life.

 

[CFW432]

no i dont, sure matches but they arent hitting me up

Looks. Money. Status.

You already have taken care of the first part which is looks, but you dont have any status cause you're still the asocial aspie now living in the body of a chad. You need to make an IG. Im always seeing your posts around here that women are constantly asking you for your IG. There is a reason they are doing that lmao, its because you are good looking and basically every 8/10+ guy nowadays has some form of social media presence, the fact that you dont just makes you look out of place. If you were actually some verified nigga girls would be doing more than just matching with you.

 

[datboijj]

You Nt mog me
I woulda flinch smiled and walked away while forgetting to check out the rest of my food
(while walking like I have parkinsons)
as the boomers waited for a response

 

[Deleted member 1332]

You wouldn't believe it, but there is people with plenty of money and looks who just like to live their regular scheduled life.

No I totally do, I know quite a few guys who could model / act if they just wanted to. Just putting thoughts out there

 

[Deleted member 14274]

basically after my recent frustrations with online girls it came to a head last night when I was suppose to have a date with a girl from Tinder. We even FaceTimed the 2 nights before and she was shocked I was real, all giggly and after the FT texted me she was looking forward to out date. Well on the actual day of the date I texted her 7:30 was a good time to meet and where my address was (which she already said she'd come over my my place for margaritas and hot tubbing) But she ghosted me all day and haven't heard from her.

Today I am going to delete my apps most likely and I headed to the grocery store to buy a ton of ice cream and junk food because I am going on a fucking sugar bender, I have been eating strict and cutting for months and am shredded but who cares, junk food and porn is better than getting flaked on by average girls and sex sucks anyway

So I am in line checking out with literally 4 full size ice cream cartons, a huge bag of gummy bears and chips and 2 frozen pizzas. I am in a tank top and had just did some cardio so I have vascularity showing and mind you I am like 12% BF rn. Anyway as I am checking out at the self checkout all this ice cream I hear someone say "how do u have a body like that when you eat so much ice cream?" I look up not knowing where it came from cause I am a social autist keeping my head as far down as possible whenever in public trying to keep to myself. I hear "Hey over here, I said that" and it was a boomer guy with his wife next to him and the cashier one lane over who are all looking at me smiling.

The guy repeats "damn kid when I eat ice cream I don't end up looking like that." His wife laughs and says "I wish he did though" and they all laughed. I laughed too. And awkwardly reply "we-well this is the first time in two months I'm eating ice cream, gotta cheat sometimes. I've been on chicken and rice for the whole summer." And the guy laughs in a nice way, and they all kinda keep joking about it and they tell me it's ok to cheat sometimes.

As I finish checking out I am leaving the store, I kinda wave and say goodbye to the three boomers who had been joking with me but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond. But as I am literally walking out the door a young cute girl comes up to me and says "really, chicken and rice for the last two months?" I was caught off guard and wanted to appear NT cause now I am being talked to by an actual attractice chick. I just said something retarded "naww I find a way to fit in white claws and some frozen berries too, I love my blueberries." she replies "eww white claws are gross" So much for trying to say something NT. But she says "well keep doing what you're doing cause it's working, when I saw you in the store I actually thought you were a model." I said "Thanks " awkwardly, for a split second wanted to ask for her number but couldnt take another text for a day and eventual her asking me for my IG so I just told her "have a nice summer, take care"


And now I am looking forward to the rest of my night of playing video games, making my pizzas and rotting to my sugar high, fuck women

@chadison

This is why game and being NT is important.

 

[Deleted member 14274]

basically after my recent frustrations with online girls it came to a head last night when I was suppose to have a date with a girl from Tinder. We even FaceTimed the 2 nights before and she was shocked I was real, all giggly and after the FT texted me she was looking forward to out date. Well on the actual day of the date I texted her 7:30 was a good time to meet and where my address was (which she already said she'd come over my my place for margaritas and hot tubbing) But she ghosted me all day and haven't heard from her.

Today I am going to delete my apps most likely and I headed to the grocery store to buy a ton of ice cream and junk food because I am going on a fucking sugar bender, I have been eating strict and cutting for months and am shredded but who cares, junk food and porn is better than getting flaked on by average girls and sex sucks anyway

So I am in line checking out with literally 4 full size ice cream cartons, a huge bag of gummy bears and chips and 2 frozen pizzas. I am in a tank top and had just did some cardio so I have vascularity showing and mind you I am like 12% BF rn. Anyway as I am checking out at the self checkout all this ice cream I hear someone say "how do u have a body like that when you eat so much ice cream?" I look up not knowing where it came from cause I am a social autist keeping my head as far down as possible whenever in public trying to keep to myself. I hear "Hey over here, I said that" and it was a boomer guy with his wife next to him and the cashier one lane over who are all looking at me smiling.

The guy repeats "damn kid when I eat ice cream I don't end up looking like that." His wife laughs and says "I wish he did though" and they all laughed. I laughed too. And awkwardly reply "we-well this is the first time in two months I'm eating ice cream, gotta cheat sometimes. I've been on chicken and rice for the whole summer." And the guy laughs in a nice way, and they all kinda keep joking about it and they tell me it's ok to cheat sometimes.

As I finish checking out I am leaving the store, I kinda wave and say goodbye to the three boomers who had been joking with me but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond. But as I am literally walking out the door a young cute girl comes up to me and says "really, chicken and rice for the last two months?" I was caught off guard and wanted to appear NT cause now I am being talked to by an actual attractice chick. I just said something retarded "naww I find a way to fit in white claws and some frozen berries too, I love my blueberries." she replies "eww white claws are gross" So much for trying to say something NT. But she says "well keep doing what you're doing cause it's working, when I saw you in the store I actually thought you were a model." I said "Thanks " awkwardly, for a split second wanted to ask for her number but couldnt take another text for a day and eventual her asking me for my IG so I just told her "have a nice summer, take care"


And now I am looking forward to the rest of my night of playing video games, making my pizzas and rotting to my sugar high, fuck women

@Amnesia Do you not try to pull girls at bars/clubs on the weekends? Why not go out Friday/Saturday and hit on girls at bars? Better quality and way more fun than wasting time on dating apps.

 

[Deleted member 10615]

this is because chads are rare asf irl


in real life a chad wouldn't even look at a becky but on tinder they have a chance to get pumped and dumped

 

[Amnesia]

@Amnesia Do you not try to pull girls at bars/clubs on the weekends? Why not go out Friday/Saturday and hit on girls at bars? Better quality and way more fun than wasting time on dating apps.

i would have to leave my basement, fuck that

 

[Deleted member 14274]

i would have to leave my basement, fuck that

Do you not go out on the weekends and drink? What else do you do on Friday/Saturday nights? Just go drink a few beers and hit on girls bro.

 

[oldcelloser]

nigga arent you a boomer yourself

hes 30 wtf?
are you 14, on the average side of this forum ?

 

[Deleted member 14160]

answerrr m'lord. How does your gym experience go