Story of how I got disowned [GTFIH]

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So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk if this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit happened:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
 
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So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk of this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
Better come up with some story how you needed it for a science experiment or something.
 
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They think ur doing heroin
 
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So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk of this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
So where's the part you get disowned.
 
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So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk if this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
@myna this is you
 
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Say you need it to accurately dispense X and Y substances for your chemistry project.
 
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So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk if this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
So you didnt really get disowned you fat faggot
 
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So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk if this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero
Would be way better if you just lied about ghkcu
 
tell your cousin he should mind his bussiness
 
So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk if this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
Brootal luckypill
 
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Where do you live?
You can just order them off amazon.
 
So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk if this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
does your cousin know your a white nationalist?
 
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Obviously not
Garranchia
 
So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk if this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
Pray on your knees nigga.
 
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So I've been driving around searching for pharmacies who will sell me needles for my test injections.
First pharmacy was chill, I got 40 Needles, in the second one the guy there looked at me like I'm a criminal and asked what I need it for.
I panicked and said Insulin for my grandma, idk if this makes sense, and this unc started rambling about how obvious it is that I'm lying. I just ignored it and he gave me 10 needles.

But then the most stupid shit happened:
I turn around and my fucking cousin is standing there. WTF!
I haven't seen him in months, why does he randomly appear in literally the worst moment possible. I just hope he got there as I was paying and didn't hear what the nigger said.

@SlayerJonas @Hernan @imontheloose @¿Nero @pajjeetslayer
Komedisches timing. Probability of this happening was actually so low God hates you my nigga
 
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