Story of how I met @Starborn

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I met this cute girl. She looked to be 24, significantly older than me. I asked her out for coffee and she said yes.
A bit later when our friendship turned a bit sexual, she told me she was infact 33, despite her looks. I was shocked but I said I don't mind and we kept having sex.
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she looked like this but younger

One day whilst I was in her house, I heard noise. I asked her what it was. She said "Oh sorry, I haven't told you. When I was 16 I got pregnant, I have a 17 year old son."
She went to bring him in to introduce me, which I thought was awkward.. Until..

She rolled him in on a wheelchair and that's when I realized I've been fucking @Starborn's mom this ENTIRE TIME.
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yeah... awwkward.

Luckily @Starborn Was cool about it. We play xbox everytime I come over to slam his mom's cheeks. He controls his character using a Neurolink chip because of his.. well you know..
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dude my mom is dead
 
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I met this cute girl. She looked to be 24, significantly older than me. I asked her out for coffee and she said yes.
A bit later when our friendship turned a bit sexual, she told me she was infact 33, despite her looks. I was shocked but I said I don't mind and we kept having sex.
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she looked like this but younger

One day whilst I was in her house, I heard noise. I asked her what it was. She said "Oh sorry, I haven't told you. When I was 16 I got pregnant, I have a 17 year old son."
She went to bring him in to introduce me, which I thought was awkward.. Until..
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She rolled him in on a wheelchair and that's when I realized I've been fucking @Starborn's mom this ENTIRE TIME.
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yeah... awwkward.

Luckily @Starborn Was cool about it. We play xbox everytime I come over to slam his mom's cheeks. He controls his character using a Neurolink chip because of his.. well you know..
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@Former Shortcel @inversions @Mogs Me @Tenres
how do you even come up with something like this
 
i hate when this happens:feelshah:
 
what could the reason possibly be for exchanging orb pics on signal bro
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zoomer humour
 
bump since he made a negative thread
 

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